Welcome to the first edition of Reddit: Trash TV where I curate some trashy posts with a unifying theme. Tonight is: I don't know who the baby daddy is! :marseytv:

When I need to remind myself that I'm not a complete failure, I look for reddit posts to laugh at other people's lives falling apart. Women and their uncanny ability to deflect any kind of responsibility while their own life is falling apart has been a recent favorite of mine. Please enjoy the following stories of ~~whores~~ strong independent women who don't know the father of their child.

To start we have a woman who went through "severe trauma" and coped with it the only way she could: hopping on as many peepees as she could like it's a merry-go-round

https://old.reddit.com/r/Advice/comments/xaa215/i_recently_found_out_that_im_pregnant_but_i_dont/

Now we turn to someone who thinks their attraction to a man is indicative of them being the father

https://old.reddit.com/r/pregnant/comments/1ebhvuh/pregnant_and_dont_know_who_the_dad_is/

Foid breaks up with her boyfriend and gets impregnated a week later

https://old.reddit.com/r/pregnant/comments/7pjjf1/dont_know_who_the_father_is/

Not two, but :marseythreereasons: potential baby daddies

https://old.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/18xjj7b/aitah_for_not_knowing_who_my_childs_father_is/

A :marseyairquotes: triple degree holder gets pregnant and then becomes a ~~pro figher~~ lesbian

https://old.reddit.com/r/Mommit/comments/ptumfa/21_pregnant_and_dont_know_who_the_father_is/

https://old.reddit.com/r/actuallesbians/comments/rl7n62/first_wlw_relationship/

:marseylongpost: I didn't actually bother reading this one

https://old.reddit.com/r/Parenting/comments/5upbfl/i_dont_know_who_my_childs_father_is_and_its/

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CeetheAndSope kill/carp 3mo ago #7348600 Edited 3mo ago

FOID 1

Or maybe I should just never tell them and 20 years later when my daughter is getting married on a Greek island... (okay yeah cringe but I'm trying to use humour to cope)

At least she's aware she thinks and acts like a romcom character. That's something, right? :marseyhope:

Ok...weird one but here goes. Sleep again with all 3 of them. When you're in the house grab a piece of hair or something from the bathroom that has their DNA, do a DNA test, pretty sure they can do one before the kid is born, and like that you know who the father is.

I would've never thought about that omg. But 1) is it ethical, and 2) is it concerning that I'm actually thinking about doing this?

Never mind, she's r-slurred. :marseyfoidretard:

FOID 2

This attachment is SO weird because i honestly don't feel that way about him, that's why it didn't initially work out. when i found out i was pregnant, my mind instantly thought of him. The other guy, it would be more probable the baby is his, we slept together more than just once. But i feel so much disgust towards him?!

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say Mr. Attached To is significantly more stable—both emotionally and financially—than Mr. Probable Father. Now that she's preggers, that's what she's looking for. And no wonder, given her various dr ug addictions. :marseypills: :marseycocaine:

Here's hoping he's not stupid enough to fall for such an obvious !foidmoment and ghosts the b-word. :marseypeaceout:

FOID 3

My first daughter passed away at 3 months old & even though the circumstances suck, I'm grateful to be blessed with another life.

Wow, how unfortunate. I'm sure it had nothing to do with the opiate addiction half her post history is about. :marseyaware:

Potential dad # 2 (ex-boyfriend) has been supportive. While we aren't sure if we want to be together, he has stepped up & even came to my ultrasound. We've discussed a plan for after the baby is born. He's willing to hand over the DNA to sort out the issue. He's also more likely to be the dad based on the timeline. Obviously this has caused him some internal pain but I told him I just couldn't live with myself if I lied about it so I was forthcoming right out the gate.

!straggots, is this kind of cuck behavior a !moidmoment or just pathetic? Inquiring !gay minds want to know. :marseyhomofascist:

FOID 4

Me and james were having a rough time getting along due to his irresponsible behavior and choices

B-word has no idea who her child's father is, to the point she didn't even remember one of the potential options 'til after the kid was born, but he's the irresponsible one. GOOD FRICKING MORNING. :marseygoodnight:

don't judge me i used to use intimacy to cope with stuff but im working on that & doing much better

B-word, you need to be judged more, not less. :marseyjudge:

Still no paternity test (he spends all his money and never leaves enough for it) we split up because of his drinking, infidelity, property damage, among other things.

:#marseybruh2:

And six months later, she still hadn't got the darn paternity test. Doesn't even mention contacting the other two guys and having their DNA tested. She's tried nothing and she's all out of ideas. :marseydarkfoidretard:

FOID 5

I am 21, nearly finished my triple diploma ... I am a youth worker

What the frick does "triple diploma" mean in this context? I assume she's at a school where multiple majors are a thing, but what kind of "youth worker" would need that, and what is she even majoring in? Early childhood education? Social work? Some third meme concentration for women who failed out of their MRS program? :marseyarsey:

More importantly, who is letting a woman that can't stop cutting herself take care of children? :marseycutattention: :!marseywhirlyhat:

FOID 6

I actually feel a little bad for this one. Unlike the others, her primary emotional response is guilt. Out of all these women, she's the only one who feels bad about what she's done in and of itself, rather than feeling bad about how it looks or how it could negatively impact her down the line. She also acknowledges that while her husband wasn't a great guy at the start of their relationship, she's in no position to throw stones. :marseyno: :stoning:

She made that post seven years ago and hasn't posted since, so we have no way of knowing what happened. Personally, I hope things worked out for her and her family. She's the only one of these whores that deserves it. :marseydepressed:

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SaveUsUncleTed RETVRN/MONKE Ceterum censeo industrialis societatis esse delendam 3mo ago #7348360

Wow I got to poat this twice back to back. Foids be out foiding today...

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AverageBen10Enjoyer ben/10 :marseyben10:

3mo ago #7348207

These women need to learn how to use condoms and paragraphs.

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i_only_downvote_bad_posts alpha/omega :marseydownvote:

AverageBen10Enjoyer 3mo ago #7348634

What if you had to choose one?

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i_only_downvote_bad_posts 3mo ago #7351012

I'd shoot you twice

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AverageBen10Enjoyer 3mo ago #7351056

:marseyreading#:

Celestia_Rogueclaw cheed/cheed (Formerly Cheed's) AverageBen10Enjoyer 3mo ago #7349730

There is a strong correlation between foids who are too dumb to use paragraphs, and foids who get pregnant with multiple potential baby daddies and no life plan

:marseywrongthonk:

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YALLAHblessYoTraplord al/qaeda We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children. 3mo ago #7348485

Do this too

Just learning today there is a TLC show from a decade ago called "My Husband is not gay" where it features a bunch of religious married couples where the men have attraction toward other men.
— Paul (@WomanDefiner) November 17, 2024

@arsey

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arsey sucka/dick bustrad raskel idiot YALLAHblessYoTraplord 3mo ago #7348666

omfg how did I miss this show? That sounds amazing and typical TLC trashbag show.

Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.

Pelican they/them 3mo ago #7348262

For the next one can you do ghosts. I love trash ghost TV.

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SixthDragonBall I/Am Subject Matter Expert in making dramatards mad af Pelican 3mo ago #7348499

Hi Mike

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Jewdanksdad bitch/plz Nah. 3mo ago #7349196

The simps in the comments need to be castrated

Snappy beep/boop Join !friendsofsnappy :marseysnappynraged:

3mo ago #7348190

You know for as often as women talk about how we could crush their skulls with our bare hands, they sure seem to forget sometimes that we could crush their skulls with our bare hands.

Snapshots:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Advice/comments/xaa215/i_recently_found_out_that_im_pregnant_but_i_dont/:

https://old.reddit.com/r/pregnant/comments/1ebhvuh/pregnant_and_dont_know_who_the_dad_is/:

https://old.reddit.com/r/pregnant/comments/7pjjf1/dont_know_who_the_father_is/:

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