Welcome to the first edition of Reddit: Trash TV where I curate some trashy posts with a unifying theme. Tonight is: I don't know who the baby daddy is!

When I need to remind myself that I'm not a complete failure, I look for reddit posts to laugh at other people's lives falling apart. Women and their uncanny ability to deflect any kind of responsibility while their own life is falling apart has been a recent favorite of mine. Please enjoy the following stories of whores strong independent women who don't know the father of their child.

To start we have a woman who went through "severe trauma" and coped with it the only way she could: hopping on as many peepees as she could like it's a merry-go-round

https://old.reddit.com/r/Advice/comments/xaa215/i_recently_found_out_that_im_pregnant_but_i_dont/

Now we turn to someone who thinks their attraction to a man is indicative of them being the father

https://old.reddit.com/r/pregnant/comments/1ebhvuh/pregnant_and_dont_know_who_the_dad_is/

Foid breaks up with her boyfriend and gets impregnated a week later

https://old.reddit.com/r/pregnant/comments/7pjjf1/dont_know_who_the_father_is/

Not two, but potential baby daddies

https://old.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/18xjj7b/aitah_for_not_knowing_who_my_childs_father_is/

A triple degree holder gets pregnant and then becomes a pro figher lesbian

https://old.reddit.com/r/Mommit/comments/ptumfa/21_pregnant_and_dont_know_who_the_father_is/

https://old.reddit.com/r/actuallesbians/comments/rl7n62/first_wlw_relationship/

I didn't actually bother reading this one

https://old.reddit.com/r/Parenting/comments/5upbfl/i_dont_know_who_my_childs_father_is_and_its/