He came home with 2. We cannot have children because we are old
He got them "just incase" we come across anyone in need
Mostly we are concerned about our nieces if they find themselves in a "situation" (for lack of better words.)
if they're old enough to be having unprotected s*x, they'd better be old enough to drive down to cvs and buy some themselves, r-slur
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For real. I thought I was about to read another cheating husband post based on the title, but was pleasantly surprised.
yeah, babe, it's just in case.
If you haven't already, let your nieces know they can come to you for it though
encourage your nieces to have unprotected s*x to be a cool aunt!
This is kind, but please remember that plan B can only be taken within a day or so of unprotected s*x. It's not a medical abortion pill.
Good reminder! And, for someone over 175 pounds (don't quote me on that) taking only 1 pill may not offer the level of dosage needed for effectiveness.
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He's having an affair. Bro really finessed his wife with the reddit "Drumpf will make this illegal and force our nieces to give birth after the r*pe squads get them".
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I'm not cheating, it's just in case Blormpf bans it.
/u/OrdinaryBrilliant901 Your husband is cheating on you.
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king of the gaslampers
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Oh yeah. If he's not already having an affair, he's planning one.
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