What is your major malfunction?
He came home with 2. We cannot have children because we are old
He got them "just incase" we come across anyone in need
Mostly we are concerned about our nieces if they find themselves in a "situation" (for lack of better words.)
if they're old enough to be having unprotected s*x, they'd better be old enough to drive down to cvs and buy some themselves, r-slur
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For real. I thought I was about to read another cheating husband post based on the title, but was pleasantly surprised.
yeah, babe, it's just in case.
If you haven't already, let your nieces know they can come to you for it though
encourage your nieces to have unprotected s*x to be a cool aunt!
This is kind, but please remember that plan B can only be taken within a day or so of unprotected s*x. It's not a medical abortion pill.
Good reminder! And, for someone over 175 pounds (don't quote me on that) taking only 1 pill may not offer the level of dosage needed for effectiveness.
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He's having an affair. Bro really finessed his wife with the reddit "Drumpf will make this illegal and force our nieces to give birth after the r*pe squads get them".
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I'm not cheating, it's just in case Blormpf bans it.
/u/OrdinaryBrilliant901 Your husband is cheating on you.
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king of the gaslampers
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Oh yeah. If he's not already having an affair, he's planning one.
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I knew a girl who couldn't afford Plan B so just had an abortion later on instead.
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I will believe this unquestioningly and bring it up during serious debates with people I know in real life if you tell me the race of the girl
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Korean?
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Koreans who are breeding can afford Plan B.
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I knew a girl who was too Catholic to get an abortion, so she decided she was just going to drink the baby to death, which of course doesn't work. She ended up getting three DUIs in the space of six weeks, then had the abortion anyway.
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can I have her number
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I will buy you a classy hooker. She hangs out at Wendy's.
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She'd probably reject me tbh, way out of my league
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How about a homeless one with no teeth?
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it's doubtful
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I could probably find a blind and deaf hooker?
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you ever see videos of Hellen Keller where she was talking but sounds like a demented whale because she literally had to try to memorize particular mouth movements instead of going by instinct
yeah, imagine that but it's dirty talk
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What a queen
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I had a pharmacist tell me they won't sell plan b to dudes because they could surreptitiously slip it to an unsuspecting foid. It was a huge pain in my butt because it was right at the 72 hour mark and the person of ovary who needed to take it wouldn't drag her cokehead butt out of bed.
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How many STDs do you have?
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None lol, my ex just used to be a fat girl and used coke and xenadrine (back when it still had pseudoephedrine in it) to stay thin.
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She was hot but the amount of bullshit was not worth it.
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I was so pissed, I practically had to domestically violence that b-word to get her to come with me to the pharmacy.
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It's surprising that 2x didn't turn this into him raping her in her sleep at night and needing to hide plan Bs in her food.
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you found the vasectomy thread? nothing turns women on more than a voluntarily sterile man
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"Just in case" some hot young tramp falls for his mature charms (his wallet, if he has no kids and his wife is old enough not to need to use contraception, meaning he might have savings socked away).
"Oh yeah honey I picked those up. Just in case. Like, your nieces might need it sometime?"
Did she look up and notice the pigs zooming by in the sky at the same time?
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You know for as often as women talk about how we could crush their skulls with our bare hands, they sure seem to forget sometimes that we could crush their skulls with our bare hands.
Snapshots:
https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1gujf72/my_husband_came_home_with_plan_b_this_evening/:
undelete.pullpush.io
ghostarchive.org
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archive.ph (click to archive)
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