What is your major malfunction?
He came home with 2. We cannot have children because we are old
He got them "just incase" we come across anyone in need
Mostly we are concerned about our nieces if they find themselves in a "situation" (for lack of better words.)
if they're old enough to be having unprotected s*x, they'd better be old enough to drive down to cvs and buy some themselves, r-slur
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For real. I thought I was about to read another cheating husband post based on the title, but was pleasantly surprised.
yeah, babe, it's just in case.
If you haven't already, let your nieces know they can come to you for it though
encourage your nieces to have unprotected s*x to be a cool aunt!
This is kind, but please remember that plan B can only be taken within a day or so of unprotected s*x. It's not a medical abortion pill.
Good reminder! And, for someone over 175 pounds (don't quote me on that) taking only 1 pill may not offer the level of dosage needed for effectiveness.
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I knew a girl who couldn't afford Plan B so just had an abortion later on instead.
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I will believe this unquestioningly and bring it up during serious debates with people I know in real life if you tell me the race of the girl
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Korean?
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Koreans who are breeding can afford Plan B.
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I knew a girl who was too Catholic to get an abortion, so she decided she was just going to drink the baby to death, which of course doesn't work. She ended up getting three DUIs in the space of six weeks, then had the abortion anyway.
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can I have her number
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I will buy you a classy hooker. She hangs out at Wendy's.
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She'd probably reject me tbh, way out of my league
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How about a homeless one with no teeth?
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it's doubtful
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I could probably find a blind and deaf hooker?
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you ever see videos of Hellen Keller where she was talking but sounds like a demented whale because she literally had to try to memorize particular mouth movements instead of going by instinct
yeah, imagine that but it's dirty talk
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What a queen
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