What is your major malfunction?
He came home with 2. We cannot have children because we are old
He got them "just incase" we come across anyone in need
Mostly we are concerned about our nieces if they find themselves in a "situation" (for lack of better words.)
if they're old enough to be having unprotected s*x, they'd better be old enough to drive down to cvs and buy some themselves, r-slur
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For real. I thought I was about to read another cheating husband post based on the title, but was pleasantly surprised.
yeah, babe, it's just in case.
If you haven't already, let your nieces know they can come to you for it though
encourage your nieces to have unprotected s*x to be a cool aunt!
This is kind, but please remember that plan B can only be taken within a day or so of unprotected s*x. It's not a medical abortion pill.
Good reminder! And, for someone over 175 pounds (don't quote me on that) taking only 1 pill may not offer the level of dosage needed for effectiveness.
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"Just in case" some hot young tramp falls for his mature charms (his wallet, if he has no kids and his wife is old enough not to need to use contraception, meaning he might have savings socked away).
"Oh yeah honey I picked those up. Just in case. Like, your nieces might need it sometime?"
Did she look up and notice the pigs zooming by in the sky at the same time?
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