most sane carries giant taser with her everywhere she goes, thinks that every scrotewho comments on it is fricking about to kill

>I decided to get a black one about the size of a 16.9 oz water bottle. Without fail, it's the first thing men notice about me. Yesterday morning I'm on my 6AM run and I see this guy (walking slow, hoody over his head). His eyes immediately dart to the pocket of my leggings. Half of my taser is visible

Lmao I'd look at her like she's nuts too if I saw that enormous monstrosity sticking out of her pocket while jogging. I'd look at her the same way I once looked at a dude walking his dog wearing a plate carrier in a zero crime area, of course it didn't even have plates in it