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Yeah, my first ex OD'd in some guy's apartment back in July, then my 2nd ex was the passenger in a fatal car crash and my 3rd ex fell off a party boat somewhere in Florida (Both in August). My last ex was struck by lightning at the very end of August. I should clarify she wasn't struck by lightning directly, but she was standing on a conductive material that the lightning had struck.

Believe it or not, it has been a bummer for my dating life, and also, none of my friends who have sisters want me to date them because they're worried I am cursed.

sucks to be this guy but :marseydarkxd:

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4 exes since July?

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1st ex was a junkie (in another guy's apartment?)

2nd ex was probably in a car with someone drunk driving (not with op again)

3rd ex was a drunk in a "party boat" (again, away from OP)

The last one is the only one that's really not explained right away by this guy's shit taste in women, but it's clear he goes for junkie drunk whore losers who died probably cheating on him anyway

This guy's only curse is shit taste in women

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the last one was so bad she was smote by god.

https://media.tenor.com/7O_k6P8TT9sAAAAx/god-smite.webp

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Nah dude, I am a semi-professional women blamer and even I can tell at that point dude is cursed.

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b-word clearly chose the lightning :taylaugh:

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I genuinely believe the full story goes along the line of "she was struck by lightning on a festival after passing out drunk in a water puddle"

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water

sure jan :surejan:

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2 you can say it's a weird coincidence but after the 3rd you should hire a priest or look into life insurance for whoever you date.

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Date dumb junkie whores to buy life insurance on them is actually a brilliant hustle

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Maybe he should stop paying hitmen to murder his girlfriends

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Is zeus a hitman?

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if you have enough money, yea

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darn... even zeus broke and doing gig work

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Dang dude has that Final Destination Peepee

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