https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1hgjd4u/was_gifted_my_christmas_gift_early_so_that_he/
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I was thinking he deserves windshield wiper fluid and motor oil
He'd probably love it and then immediately start lecturing me on how I didn't chose the best brand and to just ask him next time.
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Not really a foid L imo, they're married so they're stuck together, guy isn't even making the least bit of effort despite the vows and despite the fact that they have at least one child to raise. Death to all shit gifters.
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He bought her a kindle for Christmas. That is a pretty good gift!
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Or the "early Christmas gift" line was a joke and the foid is just neurodivergent.
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Just like the fat r-slurs here
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She married a dude who got sponges for Christmas
That's a massive L for her. But hey I bet he's at least 6 feet tall!
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