https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1hgjd4u/was_gifted_my_christmas_gift_early_so_that_he/
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I was thinking he deserves windshield wiper fluid and motor oil
He'd probably love it and then immediately start lecturing me on how I didn't chose the best brand and to just ask him next time.
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Christmas is fricking stupid lmao just go get your gift out of the closet
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