Middling soyience :soysnoo5: YouTuber got bored of pretending to have an illness so is now pretending to recover! :marseyexcited:

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Literally DAYS after getting married (audacity :marseychonkerfoid: ) and therefore securing an income, mediocre Physics youtuber contracted a fake illness called 'Long COVID', which has no medical basis in reality.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738524616D6b9seXaVk2EOA.webp

She very much enjoyed the free money and attention being rained over her in volumes that were far greater than they ever were when she was making videos about :sciencejak: hecking science.

However, this career move seems to have dried up since Fresh competition has now shown up on the scene and is drawing the attention of her simps.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738524694aOha371VvoFZ7w.webp

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738524616J4q5qKbnnn6p5Q.webp

:vomit#:

Though her years of living out the female fantasy of being a waking corpse are behind her, the reality of having wasted several fertile years on a grift may dawn on her soon. :marseydejected:

What causes a sufferer of 'Long COVID' to suddenly recover with no apparent changes to treatment? Are there any other diseases that suddenly go into remission with no impetus? It's one of the many mysteries about the female body that doctors must investigate, like why PCOS magically stops existing when you lose 20lbs. :marseyshrug: We'll just never know.

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If that moid hadn't married her this whole thing would have been avoided.

Why do moids always enable this type of behavior?

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Daddy government would've enabled it all to more or less the same degree anyways, sadly.

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Nah she'd have to find a source of income and a big butt house.

She might have been able to "live" but not like that.

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I'm sure she prefers a romantic partner to do all that shit, but the government would still cover the same bases of food, rent, visiting nursing staff, medical insurance, and so forth. Long COVID is made up, but I've talked to acquaintances who are medical doctors and, like Havana Syndrome, it's something the government recognizes as real for the time being.

Edit: Also, I think here's a false premise here in that she actually stayed in bed 24/7 and slept 95% of the time. I'm sure she lounged around the house all day and didn't go out shopping and shit to keep up appearances, but was also as active as she wanted to be inside the house. So, I don't think her husband was doing as much as they pretended or that he was totally ignorant to her actual capabilities.

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She would not be living in that huge butt home that's on her Insta if she's on medicaid, no job and no income other than the possible half she got from her husband.

Who should have signed a prenup if he was smart, but we know he isn't.

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Well, yea, I agree, but the distinction is that I'm not convinced that in the absence of him, she wouldn't have kept up the same grift, albeit less lavishly, on the taxpayers' dime.

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Well that's a given.

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Havana syndrome has never been real, so obviously fake from the start makes me mad anyone can take it seriously

Oh poor CIA we have to pass this bill to give them a secret amount of money for uhh medical treatment yeah that's it

Who's behind it? Uhhh whoever is geopolitically expedient to blame but we're not going to respond in any meaningful way to what we claim is an attack on US soil but don't worry it's totally real

Look at this evidence of cicadas chirping now don't you feel dumb for doubting us?

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imagine marrying a mid foid and then not getting your peepee sucked for two years because she got "long covid"

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Eh, she's earned enough for them both to retire from the grift.

If anything, she should dump his lazy butt. :marseynails:

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How much did the simps pay her?

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Eyeballing the patreon stats, somewhere in the range of 1-3 million dollars. So not actually retirement money, but not a bad haul.

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Invested well and that can definitely be an early retirement

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Just in time for the stock market to go ORANGE

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Should have known it before getting married.

100% his fault for marrying her and then staying.

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Maybe he's out there getting some kitty on the side and living off of her neetbux?

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:snipsnip: unironically though, this eunuch should've just taken the financial hit, given her the house and just left her. If for no other reason, to smugly watch her suddenly start walking again so she can appear in court for her alimony :mjlol:

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The internet would have buried him

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He enables this behavior because he gets seven figures to.

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