Middling soyience :soysnoo5: YouTuber got bored of pretending to have an illness so is now pretending to recover! :marseyexcited:

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Literally DAYS after getting married (audacity :marseychonkerfoid: ) and therefore securing an income, mediocre Physics youtuber contracted a fake illness called 'Long COVID', which has no medical basis in reality.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738524616D6b9seXaVk2EOA.webp

She very much enjoyed the free money and attention being rained over her in volumes that were far greater than they ever were when she was making videos about :sciencejak: hecking science.

However, this career move seems to have dried up since Fresh competition has now shown up on the scene and is drawing the attention of her simps.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738524694aOha371VvoFZ7w.webp

:marseywould:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738524616J4q5qKbnnn6p5Q.webp

:vomit#:

Though her years of living out the female fantasy of being a waking corpse are behind her, the reality of having wasted several fertile years on a grift may dawn on her soon. :marseydejected:

What causes a sufferer of 'Long COVID' to suddenly recover with no apparent changes to treatment? Are there any other diseases that suddenly go into remission with no impetus? It's one of the many mysteries about the female body that doctors must investigate, like why PCOS magically stops existing when you lose 20lbs. :marseyshrug: We'll just never know.

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>trump won

>miracles start happening

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!nonchuds our response?


:#marseydisintegrate: :!#marseyflamewar::space::!marseyagree:

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Orange Man is unironically very bad, is just that redditards hate him for the wrong reasons like anti :marseytrain: shit !neolibs

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I'm curious if Long Swine occured during the 2009 Swine Flu pandemic

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I took a bath today for the first time in a year and a half

:#marseystinky:

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There is literally no limit to foid degeneracy. :marseydoomer:

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:#sniff:

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Who does she think she is, Aella?

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/r9k/ is calling :marseyphonecall:

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uh oh, stinky!

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:marseysniff:

Smelly insane whores are my kryptonite.

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Same

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That's bad enough for a man but what kind of shit was going on in her gussy :marseyyikes:

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https://media.tenor.com/qxldO7VrOwYAAAAx/psychedelic-shrooms.webp


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Not taking a bath for 18 months and not walking for 2 years is just not believable, there's no shot she didn't even try to walk or ask to be carried to a bathtub. Like what, her husband just changed her diapers and sponge bathed her for 2 years and never tried to get her to move?

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There's a couple of videos on the topic that really elucidate the scale of her scam :marseymerchantfoid: . Her poor husband is literally doing all of those things. He's got her on a specialised diet which is really complicated and requires blending, waiting on her hand and foot, and ensuring everyone is sufficiently worried about her.

It's pretty obvious that her issue began with agoraphobia, which is not uncommon for middle aged women and particularly newlyweds.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17385256953ywgV8ip2IPknA.webp

This developed into some kind of hysteria when she got into the tantalizing cycle of do-nothing > get attention.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738525695BUgwsFK_fkreGg.webp

Not a single one of these health updates has footage of a medical professional saying 'yes, there's something physically wrong with her body, here it is, here are the diagnostic criteria for it.' Can you guess why? :marseysmughips:

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Hrmm, I wonder why.

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:marseyoper#a: !datachads :marseychartuptrend:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738527563To8d3XT2kMnfug.webp Is this spike just one guy? Who would simp for a corpse other than a necrophile :marseydisgust:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738527563JRyjz8qhT86Wyg.webp This is really funny. She sees the gibs starting to dry up and decides the jig is up. Foids are absolutely shameless :marseyemojilaugh:

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iirc the spike is when some other youtube science lady (the one with actual brain cancer) posted a video about how sad it is that physics girl doesn't want to get out of bed

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:marseycringe: :mjlol:

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Also multiple 1M+ subscriber moids

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Women are pathetic Jesus Christ

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Shawty got game


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yes, he goes by terry

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Add in there's a lot they could just be lying about around what they do to 'treat' her.

I don't know how much the husband is in on it, but I wouldn't be surprised by whatever the answer was.

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Her husband didn't do any of that. He's in on the scam. He shows up enough to give it verisimilitude, and keeps up the ruse when interacting with people not in on it.

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verisimilitude

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>the appearance of being true or real.

The nerd version of trill :dasrite:

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Her muscles would have atrophied within a few months of the grift, making walking difficult and painful. She'll need a bunch of rehab before being able to do anything again, and will probably injure herself trying to do something simple like climb into the bathtub.

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:marseyxesright: It's like the !illnessfakers who purposely put shit in their wounds or whatever. That in itself becomes the illness and then their bodies really do get fricked up from the self harm. There's probably a point early on where they could stop, but now they're 2 months in and they know everyone's gonna hate them if they magically get out of bed. So they just keep going deeper and then completely spiral as their bodies and brains further deteriorate.

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I haven't taken a bath in two years at least

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Me, who renovated the bath out of my house to make room for a god-tier shower with a waterfall, a rainfall head, massage jets, and a secondary pressure tank to ensure I always have a powerful spray :marseysquished:

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:marseykingcrown#:

I got a waterfall head at my parents old house right before I moved out. Amazing.

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I'd love more pressure or waterfall but I'd run out of hot water after like 7 minutes.

When the incoming cold water is a mere 41°F, you're pretty much exclusively using the hot water supply

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Yeah my water heater is pretty paltry right now (old house) and I maybe get 15 or so good minutes. The water is COLD coming in though.

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but a shower. right?

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:troll:

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!commenters

:marseyxdorbit#:

The Hacker News thread is filled with people deleting wrongthink and there are multiple people talking about having to do similar things for their wife's.

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42862118

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scary

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:marseydisgust: the female soyface? Fibromyalgia face?

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'if she was a man she'd be a serial killer' face

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!sd marsey with fibromyalgia

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Got that SSRI stare

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:marse#ygigachad: :marseybog#:

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If that moid hadn't married her this whole thing would have been avoided.

Why do moids always enable this type of behavior?

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imagine marrying a mid foid and then not getting your peepee sucked for two years because she got "long covid"

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Eh, she's earned enough for them both to retire from the grift.

If anything, she should dump his lazy butt. :marseynails:

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How much did the simps pay her?

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Eyeballing the patreon stats, somewhere in the range of 1-3 million dollars. So not actually retirement money, but not a bad haul.

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Invested well and that can definitely be an early retirement

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Just in time for the stock market to go ORANGE

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Should have known it before getting married.

100% his fault for marrying her and then staying.

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Maybe he's out there getting some kitty on the side and living off of her neetbux?

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:snipsnip: unironically though, this eunuch should've just taken the financial hit, given her the house and just left her. If for no other reason, to smugly watch her suddenly start walking again so she can appear in court for her alimony :mjlol:

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The internet would have buried him

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Daddy government would've enabled it all to more or less the same degree anyways, sadly.

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Nah she'd have to find a source of income and a big butt house.

She might have been able to "live" but not like that.

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I'm sure she prefers a romantic partner to do all that shit, but the government would still cover the same bases of food, rent, visiting nursing staff, medical insurance, and so forth. Long COVID is made up, but I've talked to acquaintances who are medical doctors and, like Havana Syndrome, it's something the government recognizes as real for the time being.

Edit: Also, I think here's a false premise here in that she actually stayed in bed 24/7 and slept 95% of the time. I'm sure she lounged around the house all day and didn't go out shopping and shit to keep up appearances, but was also as active as she wanted to be inside the house. So, I don't think her husband was doing as much as they pretended or that he was totally ignorant to her actual capabilities.

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Havana syndrome has never been real, so obviously fake from the start makes me mad anyone can take it seriously

Oh poor CIA we have to pass this bill to give them a secret amount of money for uhh medical treatment yeah that's it

Who's behind it? Uhhh whoever is geopolitically expedient to blame but we're not going to respond in any meaningful way to what we claim is an attack on US soil but don't worry it's totally real

Look at this evidence of cicadas chirping now don't you feel dumb for doubting us?

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She would not be living in that huge butt home that's on her Insta if she's on medicaid, no job and no income other than the possible half she got from her husband.

Who should have signed a prenup if he was smart, but we know he isn't.

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Well, yea, I agree, but the distinction is that I'm not convinced that in the absence of him, she wouldn't have kept up the same grift, albeit less lavishly, on the taxpayers' dime.

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Well that's a given.

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He enables this behavior because he gets seven figures to.

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Her husband/caregiver probably started talking about euthanizing her while she was in the room: "Kids, mommy is already with the angels now, so we're going to let her body go to sleep one last time. It'll be a bit sad, but it's better that we let her go. What? You can hear mommy yelling at us from the bed? It might seem like that, but it's just natural processes at work, she's already gone."

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But what if she's not pretending? @Pibbles wrote a thought-provoking comment in one of the previous threads:

Broke: It was attention-seeking foid histrionics

Woke: Kyle was poisoning her and spent the Patreon money on hookers and blow

:#marseymerchant:

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One of my friends caught his wife giving $1000 of their shared checking to fund this girl's bedcation.

God, it made me angry on his behalf. He was mad, but too scared to call it out to his wife as a shameless grift that only an idiot would fall for.

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tell your friends wife i have a long covid too :horny:

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>Two years ago—well, ten to be exact—I went from being a Navy SEAL Scout Sniper Swimmer Astronaut to being bed-bound due to chronic fatigue, fibromyalgia, lupus, autoimmune issues, and gluten intolerance syndrome. I thought I was going to die—except I didn't even have the energy to rope myself.

>But a few years ago, I started researching science. Yeah, that's right—science. A whole bunch of science. Which books? Fricking scientific science books. Peer-reviewed scientific books with consensus you stupid DOUBLEBIPOC—And I started on a path to full recovery and transcendence.

>My path—which I'm sharing with you now, not because I want to make money but because I want to help people—is simple. All you have to do is get on my mailing list and give me your personal information to get the full details.

>Once I started eating nothing but raw meat, berries, cabbage, and drinking a gallon of boiling Sprite five times a day, my shits got airier, my piss smelled nicer, my jizz has a better texture, my mood improved, I grew more pubic hair, and I experienced a ton of other benefits that you can have too. I want to help others! Please contact me!

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You write so beautifully. Have you considered opening a Youtube and a Patreon to educate people?

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When do you think was the last time her husband :soyjak: had s*x with her? :marseydeathpose:

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I mean... what's she gonna do, run away? :marseyrofl:

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every long covid patient i've read about is fully vaxxed

i'm not making any assertions, i just want to start a conversation :marseytroublemaker:

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That's because all the unvaxxed got short covid and died


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how do you know its fake?

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:reall#y:

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No, prove it.

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Serious answer is that she claimed to have "CFS/ME".

If someone says they have "chronic fatigue syndrome", they might just mean that they have chronic fatigue, which can be caused by a number of things and can be genuinely debilitating.

If they claim they have "myalgic encephalomyelitis", they are 100% a sociopath.

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"Long covid" was literally made up by random women on twitter. Like that's the actual documented origin. There is post viral syndrome which can happen after any virus, but that's a well known phenomenon and not mysterious and scary like "long covid". Trans lives matter

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How do you know the random twitter woman was lying?

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What? They just made some shit up. Trans lives matter

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her first action after recovering was fricking posting thirst-bait, b-word?

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If you see this photo as a thirst-bait, I'm very worried about you... :marseyconcerned:

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:#clueless:

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>Though her years of living out the female fantasy of being a waking corpse are behind her

I lold. Read that as walking, but still really funny.

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https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-024-84519-5

Regular estimates published by the Household Pulse Survey since 2021, have consistently shown that among U.S. adults who experienced COVID-19, transgender people were more likely to report ever experiencing long COVID (41.0%, 95CI: 31.0–51.6) compared to cisgender men (22.4%; 95% CI 21.2–23.7) and cisgender women (31.4%; 95% CI 30.1–32.5) as of August 20235.

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Edit: Guys this post made it to some weird site where men are talking about crushing our skulls because of this post.

Sigh "not all men"

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Fresh competition:

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