@ElverGalarga's comment on 'Middling soyience :soysnoo5: YouTuber got bored of pretending to have an illness so is now pretending to recover! :marseyexcited:'

Middling soyience :soysnoo5:

YouTuber got bored of pretending to have an illness so is now pretending to recover! :marseyexcited:

Literally DAYS after getting married (audacity :marseychonkerfoid: ) and therefore securing an income, mediocre Physics youtuber contracted a fake illness called 'Long COVID', which has no medical basis in reality.

She very much enjoyed the free money and attention being rained over her in volumes that were far greater than they ever were when she was making videos about :sciencejak: hecking science.

However, this career move seems to have dried up since Fresh competition has now shown up on the scene and is drawing the attention of her simps.

:marseywould:

:vomit#:

Though her years of living out the female fantasy of being a waking corpse are behind her, the reality of having wasted several fertile years on a grift may dawn on her soon. :marseydejected:

What causes a sufferer of 'Long COVID' to suddenly recover with no apparent changes to treatment? Are there any other diseases that suddenly go into remission with no impetus? It's one of the many mysteries about the female body that doctors must investigate, like why PCOS magically stops existing when you lose 20lbs. :marseyshrug: We'll just never know.

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ElverGalarga El/Rey 2d ago #7731583 Edited 2d ago

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