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It really baffles me how people (men) don't think to give some funny response to that prompt. I would say something silly like "by offering you a piece of cheese" lol.

This is why you never take dating advice from women

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It's a known strategy

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1741347186U4kWwN2ME-T_Dw.webp

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:#marseysunglasses!off: It's true!

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I haven't been using the cheese hack and I only have myself to blame :marseymouse:

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Who wrote that book

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Of course, a woman

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While that is a terrible response answering anywhere along the lines of how they'd kill her is clearly an indication of autism and as such the question is good.

On the other hand it's terminal foid brain to not see how posing theoretical questions to suitors of what they would do if she tried to kill them is a red flag in and by itself.

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"Boys how would you use a gun to stop me from stealing your car!"

"I would shoot you"

"OMG I JUST LIKE NICE CARS HOW COULD YOU THINK TO SAY THAT"

:marseyfoidretardtalking:

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>he has to insert "with a gun" to make it seem unreasonable

The original prompt is clearly tongue-in-cheek and even if it wasn't, disarming shouldn't immediately translate to KILL.

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Killing people trying to steal your property is reasonable in any situation

That said

>Nooooo only I am allowed to use deadly force (a sword) you can't use deadly force as well!!!!!

:#taylorlorenzcrying:

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It's to make a point killa. It's not a far leap in logic, of course it's gonna be misconstrued with how she put it. She's deploying a shit test for no reason other than to complain.

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Killing is more effective

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>would you still love me if i were about to stab you?

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I'd disarm her with my charm and a witty joke :marseycool:

women love witmaxxers

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I'd disarm her with my own fencing skills (long bepis)

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>goes to parry a sword with his bepis

>bepis gets cut off

Not so smart now, are you scrote?

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:marseydisagree: absolutely not

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He's fasttracking trainmaxxing

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I don't get it? :marseyfoidretard:

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ask super violent question

"why no reddit humor?"

I guarantee you this lady has complained about moids making jokes instead of taking a hypothetical seriously

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When men imagine how to successfully approach women they picture themselves as being mistaken for the creep you fake r*pe accuse for being too socially stupid.

When women imagine a scenario of a man's how to approach women they picture the man as the cute or hot guy they are already attracted to.

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the dark male feminist doesnt care about female feelings, for he knows they are automatons built by the government to keep moids down

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, for he knows they are automatons built by the government to :rape:

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She's humble bragging, those were the exact posts she wanted and she's typing this with wet fingers after masturbating about it

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:marseysnifftyping:

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"i did have someone write a whole choreographed script of our potential interaction as if it was the princess bride! it was a long script, too."

Another :marseyfoidretard: who had a whole love actually scene planned in her head instead of realizing she got what she asked for. You'd think /u/bananafruits would be able to figure out that her entire prompt is stupid, but that might be too high an expectation of her.

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lmao spamming chatgpt garbage to sluts on dating sites :marseyrobot:

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Everyone is so normal to each other nowadays… :marseyembrace:

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I used to have a prompt on a dating profile about a date idea that said something like "go on a hike! But not on a first date because I don't want to get murdered." The sheer number of men who thought it was really funny to joke about how they would murder me in various ways in the woods, or how they wouldn't need to go on a hike to a secluded place to kill me, or how they would wait til the third date to hike and murder me, etc. was horrifying. I don't think that they could understand that while I was semi-joking, it comes from a place of genuine fear of that happening, and joking about killing a stranger isn't funny imo.

I hate women

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I don't think that they could understand that while I was semi-joking, it comes from a place of genuine fear of that happening, and joking about killing a stranger isn't funny imo.

>jokes with you

>you joke back

>:#marseypearlclutch2: how could you do that????

:marseysigh: :marseysigh: :marseysigh:

The Eternal Foid.

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Hey, what if I killed you?

Isn't generally funny, you have to be quite dense not to see this.

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No, you.

:marseyindignant:

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it's just weird … the same would be a woman "joking" about how she'd baby trap you

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"Baby trapping" only works on people who don't know that s*x is where babies come from, so that's harmless banter.

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:marseynotes:

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Nah she wants the banter just from someone funny and hot. I've successfully gone out with foids on dating apps with similar nonsense and done the well I am Murderer intro back

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I thought women love murderers?

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They do. Most women can only c*m when they have a knife in their mouth.

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I mean I laughed.

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i feel like that whole bio is a dogwhistle to avoid Black folks

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Why are women like this? :marseyunamused:

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what did she expect?

This is like those people that spend all day trying to prompt an AI chat bot to say something :marseysmugface: violent :marseymilei: for a clickbait headline, but with actual people.

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:marseytrad:: " how would you disarm me teehe :daydream:"

:marseyblops2cel:: "I'll literally murder you LOL"

:marseytrad:: "WTF, I don't like that."

:marseyblops2cel:: :soyjaktantrumfast: :marseyraging:

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Hyperviolent crazy b-word charges a neighbor with a sword, imma not about to get stabbed trying to "disarm" with narval bacon chungus. We are back to the :marseybear: In her fantasy she is empowered, safe and in control, with the implications that moids guts on the ground are purely metaphorical.

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immovable autism meetins an unstoppable foid

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I wonder what her reaction to that would be.

Oh I know: :marseyrage:

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:marseycringe2: mine is mostly :marseypuke:

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i'd chuck a weight against her middle and clobber her he- wait cheese?

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The amputation one is a funny line. :marseyxd:

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What you can't just answer my questions :soycry:

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fr. that's some real

would you still love me if i was a worm

energy woman nonsense

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With lustful temptations.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1741614378I5nj3r3urV0m2g.webp

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You know for as often as women talk about how we could crush their skulls with our bare hands, they sure seem to forget sometimes that we could crush their skulls with our bare hands.

Snapshots:

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1j7ofrb/on_a_dating_app_one_of_my_prompts_was_how_would/:

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>one of my prompts was "how would you disarm me"

:marsey#womanmoment2:

Foid deserved whatever she got

:#dramatard:

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feed people their fetish without explaining how it relates to your IRL nonfetish hobby

be surprised when they respond with like fetishes

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Tbf those dudes sound neurodivergent

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I think my non autism response would be "I wouldnt, that would make the fight unfair."

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>how would you disarm me?

the :marseynotes: is mightier than the :marseysword:, but my :eggplantgoofy: mightier still

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