Leftoids of r/Grimdank try to browbeat their gay space Autismo hobby peers into becoming insufferable moral busybodies part 800

If the Imperium had a social safety net, then maybe people wouldn't fall to Chaos.

Imperium is economically left-wing, sorry chuds

Maybe if we convince the orks of the merits of trans rights and free market capitalism they will stop attacking us

Unfortunately, the Empire of man is only interstellar and thus impervious to snarky tweets and welfare.

We need more minor xenos even as mercenary choices would be cool.

Plus, GW has a bajillion different writers on their payroll, each with their own conception of what the Imperium is.

when i was a little kid and played warhammer the space marines were overtly a faceless fascist nightmare, because the whole thing was satire, this was perfectly clear to my 12yr old brain at the time. they literally worship the living corpse of a dead emperor ffs. its not exactly subtle stuff. and theres inquisitors who execute people for heresy, etc etc

meanwhile the orks are absolute chads who are in touch with their essential nature and live free lives full of joy - this was clearly the way you were supposed to see it back in the 90s. if you played the empire it was an ironic thing where you leaned into how evil they were and made jokes about purging the filth from the galaxy etc

has the lore actually changed such that its less clear if theyre meant to be the good guys or not, or have people just got more r-slurred over the years? maybe some stuff was lost in UK/US cultural translation

It makes sense tho. The imperium is so vast and the bureaucracy so bloated it probably does happen that a food shipment is cancelled on redirected on accident and some scarred less important hive world looses 30 million to starvation. I mean it happened multiple times last century on current earth.

Nooooo democratic leaders like Joe Biden could totally drive back the tyranids

This is an old 1d4chan type summary

I would be more surprised if the Imperium does not have a lot of skeletons in its closet.

One of the central premises of the imperium is that everyone is a heretic in some way and it only works because they don't look too closely at certain heresies with expedient results.

Redditors are the most uninspired kind of midwit

managed to exist without grimderp.

Interrex would have been murderised by necrons, eaten by nids, or torn apart by dark eldar though.

And squats are a retcon. Previously they didn't exist, because they got eaten by nids.

that was before the heresy, great rift and tyranids appeared though, not to mention interex stopped existing because it went to war with a totalitarian state.

She had to cut back on her mod work to only 5 minutes a week to prevent work-related burnout

I think there was a revelation of a "consent accident"

>mag uruk thrakka

>mag uruk thrakka

>mag uruk thrakka

This is like saying your 1488 tattoo next to your swastika is actually NOT 1488 next to a swastika, it's... something else.

There's dog whistles, and then there's airhorns. If someone says his board game made in 90s England with a character or world or whatever mag uruk thrakka is is not Margaret Thatcher, you can safely plug your ears and call him a liar.

'Oh no, I swear, Dumb Old Hump was never a reference to a then-President. It was... just a dumb old hump. His fake tan and blond combover actually originate in a pretty funny personal anecdote haha I can't remember it, tho haha'

There has to be a term for "reddit as shit but convinced itself it isn't". rDramatic, perhaps.

report the post with "/h/traditionalgames" to move it

Don't do it the only thing it will do is downrank you on the frontpage.

Holes only make sense as a quarantine option or if they have over 50 subscribers

One of the fricking jannies has too

Reject Chess, return to Ur.