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911roofer he/him Always a wallflower, never a wall 1yr ago (text post) 283 thread views #182016

All my 4chans post on the Happiest Apocalypse on Earth

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Each of my posts is going to be an individual post because lazy

Thought’s on this game? Basically it’s Disneyland if Mickey Mouse was the devil. I love the concept but I don’t think my players would go for it.

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911roofer he/him Always a wallflower, never a wall 1yr ago #4433529

The park is fortunate enough t have real life mermaids! Unfortunately there’s no mermen and so they’re planning to grab the teenybopper Justin Beiber-esque Pop star performing at the park on Saturday and keep him as a love slave in the flooded tunnels. Management catches wind of this, and wants you to stop it. Management really doesn’t want Johnny Hearththrob to disappear on company property, but you’re also not allowed to hurt the mermaids as they are a rare and endangered species. They also look like this, and use their song to make brainwash people into perceiving them as attractive. Worst case scenario, apart from drowning and failure, is the mermaids deciding one of the players is a suitable substitute. Management is not averse to handing employees over to the cold loving grasping of the fish-apes.

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TheDunceonMaster buck/breaker somebody once told me the world was gonna troll me 911roofer 1yr ago #4434061

:marseysquint: is that Green Tea Neko?

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911roofer he/him Always a wallflower, never a wall TheDunceonMaster 1yr ago #4435214

What is that?

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TheDunceonMaster buck/breaker somebody once told me the world was gonna troll me 911roofer 1yr ago #4435591

The art you posted looks like it's by an artist named Green Tea Neko who makes very disturbing art.

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911roofer he/him Always a wallflower, never a wall 911roofer 1yr ago #4433531

Of course one possible solution to this is to declare yourself a “one-woman man” and get into a monogamous relationship with one of the mermaids. Now you’ve made friends with the gossip, and, while dating among the staff is officially discouraged, they’re willing to make an exception if it means fewer kidnappings. Butt then a second problem appears

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911roofer he/him Always a wallflower, never a wall 911roofer 1yr ago #4433534

Mermaids are endangered because eating their flesh extends your life. A tribe of visiting Japanese businessmen are coming, and one of them wants to eat your girlfriend. Management does not approve of guests eating cast members, and that’s why they shot that werewolf last month and replaced him with a non-cursed clone, but these people are also going to be instrumental in opening Mouse Park Tokyo. Your job is to either tell on him to the other businessmen, who may or may not be aware of his dietary habits, or frustrate his attempts to kill and eat your girlfriend. Killing him is not an option , but , if he succeeds, the Great Mouse will rise and gorily butcher the entire entourage to resurrect the Mermaid. The cleanup will take days ,and Mouse Park Tokyo is dead in the water along with all those Japanese salarymen.