Yo Dramatards, if you guys thought Yugitards were turbo cucked by KONAMI, wait till you hear how giga omega cucked Magic-cels are by Wizards of the Woke - about 2 weeks 
ago, WOTC announced that future cards will cross promote many CINEMATIC UNIVERSES 
crossovers, which would r*pe the 30 year old DnD theme of the gayme, including with Marvel CU, and......Spongebob? 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7us923DG-Gg
https://old.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/1gciwsz/imagine_sitting_down_for_a_game_of_40k_and/
https://old.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/1gc3w97/universes_beyond_will_enter_through_standard/
https://old.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/1gc80yx/a_lot_changes_in_3_years_huh/
https://old.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/1gs0u86/dont_you_know_magic_when_you_see_it/
Apparently Wizards of the woke have been threatening to do this for 2 years and peeps had joked how tonally shit it would be to have Spongebob face off against mega-r*pe--dragon 9000, and THEN 2 weeks ago, fricking Spongebob was one of the examples 
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Its what modern MTG fans deserve. Anything that happened after planeshift is gay and doesn't make sense.
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anything after (including) 5th is gay. no coincidence that dnd 5e is also gay.
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Absolutely no one cares about mtg lore. I played it for years and knew two people that had read the books and both of them had been done playing for half a decade. This is probably not that bad a call.
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yeah... imagine owning and reading The Prodigal Sorcerer.
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Did you play with bardfinn after larping?
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You've sent me videos of you pooping in your diaper at work. Dont judge my peepeesucker
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Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist
Average time between mentions: 0 days 00 hours 53 minutes and 31 seconds
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Do you still play and buy decks?
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Buy? Nah. Play? Yeah im him
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It's not a bad call because while they may b-word and moan for the next two weeks they'll go back to
as soon as the next set drops. If the rest of the company wasn't so atrociously run their stock chart would probably look similar to nvidia's
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