Yo Dramatards, if you guys thought Yugitards were turbo cucked by KONAMI, wait till you hear how giga omega cucked Magic-cels are by Wizards of the Woke - about 2 weeks ago, WOTC announced that future cards will cross promote many CINEMATIC UNIVERSES crossovers, which would r*pe the 30 year old DnD theme of the gayme, including with Marvel CU, and......Spongebob?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7us923DG-Gg

https://old.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/1gciwsz/imagine_sitting_down_for_a_game_of_40k_and/

https://old.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/1gc3w97/universes_beyond_will_enter_through_standard/

https://old.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/1gc80yx/a_lot_changes_in_3_years_huh/

https://old.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/1gs0u86/dont_you_know_magic_when_you_see_it/

https://old.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/1gh8vce/half_of_magic_the_gathering_will_not_be_magic_the/

https://old.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/1gc3w97/universes_beyond_will_enter_through_standard/ltqvcu9/?context=8

Apparently Wizards of the woke have been threatening to do this for 2 years and peeps had joked how tonally shit it would be to have Spongebob face off against mega-r*pe--dragon 9000, and THEN 2 weeks ago, fricking Spongebob was one of the examples :marseyxd: