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I don't know anything about Magic, so !g*mers and !spongebob will have to tell me why this is terrible beyond the obvious consumerist reasons. But there seems to be some drama about it, so here you go. 
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Can't believe they would ever associate the brand with something as gay as Magic: The Gathering
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What is that?
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SpongeBob SquarePants card game
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Disgusting
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Can barely wait until globohomo just Smash Bros everything and announce Media: The Multiverse, and puts every single media franchise on a single narrative, like the DeviantArt/fanfiction neurodivergents from 2009, but sovlless.
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This is what Chris Chan meant when he predicted the dimensional merge.
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!kino, reminds me of the Tommy Westphall hypothesis, where 99% of television series take place within the mind of the neurodivergent child from the final scene of St. Elsewhere. Dwayne McDuffie came up with the idea to mock people who take crossovers and continuity way too seriously, but now that every franchise on the planet is designed to cater to !neurodivergents that spend all their time obsessing over "lore", some version of it is probably going to become "canon" to something or other eventually.
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Capitalism pushes "Quantum Mechanics" as a thing in order to seed your mind with the idea of a "multiverse" so that you're primed to spend money on endless crossover slop.
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My experience on YouTube is that people love references to things they recognize. The more popular a thing is the more people recognize it and the more rewarded you are for referencing it.
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Fortnite lore is kinda that.
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This was a joke comic made in 2019 to make fun of the Godzilla and LotR crossover.
There is no joke anymore.
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better raceswap some of the characters or i will not buy it
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Make all characters anthro squirrels.
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Make all characters anthro squirrels with big balls on the end of their peepees.
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On which end of their peepees?
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The small end. It's only polite.
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Can't wait to get my Sandy Cheeks peepee vore alter
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Why are some of them just screenshots I thought usually it was all custom art
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More importantly, given that they're just screenshots, why do they have artist credits at the bottom? The ones credited to "Tyler Walpole" stand out in particular, because even knowing very little about SpongeBob, I'm 99% sure those are just images he pulled from Know Your Meme or something.
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They're not, the artist was actually paid to redraw the screenshots.
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Is there anything MTGoids won't consoooom
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Lean meats and vegetables
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oh wow so funny they used the memes!!!!!!
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I know fully well this game was incredibly gay in 1997 and 100 dollars at Kinkos would net you a legendary deck. Always been a money sink for neurodivergent r-slurs.
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these are still far better than when they make a bunch of mechanically unique cards they force people to use, funko pop the card game
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It really seems like it's just Magic: The Licensing now
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Modern American media is now more inbred than average afghan village. It's just corporations advertising their own other stuff to sell.
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Adulting is hard!
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they said it wouldn't happen
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Eh, it's a secret lair, which are just silly cash grab variants of existing cards and not part of the standard set releases.
If nerds want to sneed, they should be sneeding about how the current standard set is literally "Grand Prix" themed. As in, all the different planes of existence that have been at war for all of time apparently decided to pause their endless conflict and meet up on a new plane to have a fricking car race.
Now that they're done playing
cowboys and indians(oops, can't offend the sacred cow that is "indigenous peoples") cowboys and uh other cowboys a few sets ago.It's actually pretty impressive how WotC has managed to take a concept that's already inherently gay and lame - a collectible trading card game - and continually find ways to make it infinitely more lame and gay even after decades.
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The Big Bang Theory had a running gag where the main male characters played this trading card game and would announce the names of the cards they played which were all just dumb fantasy puns. One of the expansions for that card game was called "Wild West and Witches", a cowboy themed set.
That MTG cowboy set makes me think of that Big Bang Theory joke and it showed me how much they jumped the shark, their set design is about as deep as a throwaway gag from a normie sitcom.
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They said the same thing couple of years ago when they promised Universes Beyond won't be standard legal
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It's literally a Secret Lair though. Secret Lair's have been around forever and have never been part of Standard.
It's just more varieties of the same cardboard to make people buy more of the cardboard they already own
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And they also did the walking dead secret lair which wasn't alters
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Forgot that used to be his catchphrase
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It was about time MTG had a brush with greatness
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lame asf, fake asf, gay asf
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The what?
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I can't believe they did this one. The other secret lair shit was dumb, but this is next level dumb
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For people who get laid, these cards are just reprints of other cards with new art and text they arent brand new cards that werent available just new art and stuff
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They basically had to be. How else would you represent spongebob? He doesn't fit into any of the colours or creature types.
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I saw this one particular young couple that stood out from the rest only because the girl looked absolutely perfect. She was tall, blonde, and sexy. She would have towered over me in height, and her boyfriend of course towered over her. They were both wearing beach gear, and the girl was in her bikini, showing off to everyone her sensual, erection-causing body. Her blonde hair was wet from swimming in the ocean, and it only made her look more arousing. The two of them were holding hands, and it was clear that they were in love. I saw the boyfriend place his hand on the girl's butt, and when he did this the girl looked at him and smiled with delight. That guy was in heaven. I can only imagine how amazing it must be to have s*x with a girl like that. I had to witness everything I wanted but could not have. It made me feel dizzy with anguish.
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haha INCEL
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