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CeetheAndSope kill/carp 27d ago (collider.com) 789 thread views #348874 earned 244 coins from votes

SpongeBob SquarePants is now a Magic: The Gathering set.

https://collider.com/spongebob-magic-the-gathering-special-secret-lair-images/

I don't know anything about Magic, so !g*mers and !spongebob will have to tell me why this is terrible beyond the obvious consumerist reasons. But there seems to be some drama about it, so here you go. :marseycheeks:

/r/EDH: Secret Lair: SpongeBob SquarePants
/r/freemagic: Are Ya Ready, Kids?
/r/magicTCG: [SLD] Secret Lair × SpongeBob SquarePants: Legends of Bikini Bottom, Internet Sensation, and Lands Under the Sea (via Collider, sold 9 AM PT on March 24)
/r/magicthecirclejerking: ThIs iS NoT A DrIlL
/r/mtg: Could you all choose a side please
/r/mtgfinance: Spongebob Secret Lair fully revealed

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27d ago #7909969

I saw this one particular young couple that stood out from the rest only because the girl looked absolutely perfect. She was tall, blonde, and sexy. She would have towered over me in height, and her boyfriend of course towered over her. They were both wearing beach gear, and the girl was in her bikini, showing off to everyone her sensual, erection-causing body. Her blonde hair was wet from swimming in the ocean, and it only made her look more arousing. The two of them were holding hands, and it was clear that they were in love. I saw the boyfriend place his hand on the girl's butt, and when he did this the girl looked at him and smiled with delight. That guy was in heaven. I can only imagine how amazing it must be to have s*x with a girl like that. I had to witness everything I wanted but could not have. It made me feel dizzy with anguish.

Snapshots:

https://collider.com/spongebob-magic-the-gathering-special-secret-lair-images/:

/r/EDH:

Secret Lair: SpongeBob SquarePants: