by not clocking them
This happened earlier today, but I had to wait to post it till now because of a ban award.
Was at the airport for thanksgiving travels, going thru security. Our story centers with the millimeter wave (MW) machine. That's the machine where you walk in, put your hands up, and the thing spins around you. When you step in, the minimum wage TSA worker hits a red button for female and a blue button for male. When I went in they hit the female button, it scanned me and then it beeped. On the screen, it put a box around my crotch. Fricking great.
The poor TSA agent then had to very invasively frisk me. I'll spare you the details. For whatever reason they're really into the frisking at O'hare, compared to other airports where they'll often just give it a single pat or wave me thru. I don't understand why these things have to be so sensitive; they've also detected one of my friend's pads too and she had to get the whole pat down. They're an egregious violation of privacy.
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It detected your big gock and the TSA agent was a chaser
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i forgot to ping !cuteandvalid again. tsa crypost this time
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Personally, I volunteer for the pat downs. It's nice to be felt up sometimes.
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this is homosexual and degenerate. this mf likes it when obese tsa agents feel them up
!moidmoment
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my favorite was the guy who nutted when he was getting searched by TSA
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he only does it when its fat black women tsa agent
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touch-starved moid moment
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First off, you obviously enjoyed it.
Second off, get PreCheck like a normal person.
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Lol who travels without precheck and clear
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Clear seems like a headache. They have different 'tiers' of service and the one I tried setting up at SeaTac was like "yeah you don't have to get into the regular TSA line, we'll just hold an appointment for you bro. Just show up half an hour before your flight, bro"
Precheck is fine and works at every airport. I've only seen Clear at SeaTac and MCO
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yeah…you should get PreCheck lol
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Yeah it's so fricked up, those gorillas will fricking karate chop your testicles without a second thought while sweeping the leg
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I had a feeling TSA where coomers like why do they make you take off ur shoes??? You wanna see my dirty socks you pervs???
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Would you rather have them hit the male button?
I've never had issues with the body scan, but I did once confuse a Danish security agent when I was traveling with a large number of clocks.
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Thinking about just yelling "MALE" when i get in the scanner next time
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Cool clock, ResneedingSyndrome. Want to bring it to the White House?
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You know you can opt out of those and just have the TSA do a normal metal detector/pat down, right?
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That just skips a step and goes right to the ball frisking
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That's the best part tho
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Here is a pamphlet advertising the scanner. Note the interface on the 3rd page, with the blue and reddish pink button for scanning.
https://www.leidos.com/sites/leidos/files/2020-07/fs-leidos-safeview.pdf
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total TSA death
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That copypasta will get us all posted on a watchlist
but I agree 100% 
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i hate them so much
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The classic TSA handjob
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MALE
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I always ask them to finish me off if they're gonna get me hard
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You got what you always wanted.
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i absolutely did not want that
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reported for misinformation
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i did not and do not want an obese woman rubbing my thighs
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Look at you now, you're fantasizing about it still/again!
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It's a fetish (for
@finna)
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So you are foid that pretended to be a guy to bring a grenade to a jet ?
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Unironically this would probably work given that its made of an inconspicuous material (some machines also can detect explosive materials).
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Lil otp hand jibber
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The machines throw a fit whenever I'm on my period. I guess the area shows up hotter then. They just patted down my front and back and confirmed the only bulk was a pad, nbd. I felt they were pretty respectful and they offered to take me somewhere private but I was like, just get it over with. Though if I was those poor female TSA agents, I would be tight having to pat shenises.
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Oh shit you live in Chicago too?
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