Dunno what hole this goes in

i was rereading my post history as one does and i realized ive left and rejoined this shithole website three times in the past year alone i think im cooked bros anyway good morning

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Part 2:

Good evening ladies and gentlemen on todays late night episode of tttt: NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEED NEEED

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I am free.

I have peeked behind the curtain, seen the things that man should not see. I squirted Fleet enema stuff up my bussy, that stuff has some "active ingredients" in it that i dont understand that's supposed to make it better than a regular water enema (i had been using tap water). Let me tell you, this was no tap water enema. The Fleet stuff was DETERMINED to make me shit, whether I liked it or not. It just started forcing its way out, gas and solution splattering everywhere. I legitimately lost control of everything down there. Once the excess solution and gas was removed, the grand daddy turd slithered down my tract, but once again it found itself stuck at the hole with only its head sticking out. This was painful, and in my desperation i grabbed a potty paper and tried to break off the head to at least make some progress.

This was both my greatest mistake and my greatest moment of genius. In trying to break it off, I twisted it in some weird direction, which activated some primordial reflex. Immediately I knew that it was coming, the greatest shit of my lifetime. It erupted from me like a volcano, an instant so quick my memory lapses. The stool was absolutely massive; blood was dripping down onto it from above, giving it a little hat. I didn't feel much pain after the fact, though maybe this is due to the fact that I took an ibuprofen, or maybe that my brain is blocking it out because of the sheer trauma. I stood up from the porcelain throne and admired my work.

I came.

I saw.

I conquered.

To top things off, after unclogging me, I had to unclog the potty. I will take the Miralax for at least a week, I really don't want to have to relive this heck.

let's just say it got worse. I was able to pass a teensy bit with a lot of pain. my body basically forced me to shit. this small passage has re-actived the anal fissure.

i will be pausing progesterone and spironolactone, and i will be cutting my estrogen dose in half. prog/estrogen can cause constipation, same reason why pregnant women get constipated. spironolactone makes you pee a lot and dehydrates you, which works against the ideal of hydrated scowtools. i ordered miralax and dulcolax suppository from instacart. currently waiting for the wagie to deliver them. keep in mind its like 2am here. i will take the Miralax tonight and try again in the morning. i might also go for a bike ride. the dulcolax suppository is the doomsday option, if all else fails. that would probably tear open the fissure, but it's my last resort.

the most annoying part is its right there. i could totally shit it out. under normal circumstances, i would be able to shit it out. but these arent normal circumstances. i have an anal fissure. any large scowtools WILL re-active the anal fissure. after previous traumatic events, i am terrified to even try. It is currently bitching, i basically have to wait until tomorrow for the softeners to take effect and the anal fissure to somewhat heal.

just kill me

update I AM FREE https://rdrama.net/post/294849

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!cuteandinvalid QUEEN SHIT

firstly, i must state that this is a totally serious post. i know you all will poke fun and whatever, but like i ACTUALLY NEED HELP. its not bait, but i dont really care what you think as long as you help me out

so first of all, i have never had anal s*x. some guy put his pp up there once and it hurt so much (even with copious lube) that i had him take it out immediately. (so i had a peepee up my butt for 5 seconds max). i have known for a while that i have had a tight bussy for a while. i have had previous incidents where the waste has become lodged in the exit, and a recent one where it was so fat that it actually tore my sphincter a bit. it has seem that god has cursed (blessed?) me with a tight bussy.

confession time: i have not shit since the aforementioned steak dinner. on Friday. for 4 whole days, a massive shit has been clogging my rectum. due to the injured sphincter, i have been wary to shit too hard because i dont want to damage it. (there was a previous, very bloody incident where this happened). but i may have crossed the point of no return. i push and nothing comes out, and if i push any harder my butthole starts to widen, then it gets stuck, and i cant force it out. i'm clogged.

i tried to troubleshoot by getting an enema thingy and squirting some water up there. i did that, and guess what -- that shit came out CLEAR. DESPITE the fact my rectum was filled to the brim with shit, my waste was so compacted that what was coming out was fresh spring water filtered from out of a mountain of calcified shit rocks. iswtg that shit was drinkable and probably taste better than Dasani

i went in for round 2 and 3, on round 3 i actually made some progress and the water was murky. i could feel a few pieces of shit falling out here and there in the stream, like little gold nuggets in a river.

but then the stream was blocked. the large mass -- the same as the one i was trying to battle -- was pulled by the current into blocking the exit. despite 3 enemas, i was still clogged. i was only able to drain the enema by not pushing so hard and letting the water flow out around it. i felt like one of those ramune drinks with the marble in it. this has allieved enough pressure for now, but i worry for tomorrow, when i will in all likelyhood have to deal with this thing again. i would really appreciate any advice, i totally thought that the enema would have worked (one of my friends suggested it).

some of you, like @BrasilIguana or @X, may have noticed that i stopped replying for about an hour. thats because i spent that hour on the potty. im not making this up, i would really appreciate some help here.

What could both of you jam out to?

i dont trust people who button up their shirts all the way, it exudes a confidence that is uncalled for and/or indictas that ur a real stick in the mud. anyways today be me, getting ready for the morning and i didnt button up my shirt all the way (bc of the above), but LITTLE DID I KNOW that this shirt was BUILT DIFFERENT and the top button was a load-bearing button. as i was walking to my car to go to work one of the neighbors (young white chick) stared at me weirdly and after seeing myself in my car window's reflection i realized that my tits were out and you could basically see my bra 😭😭😭 anyways i hastily buttoned it up in my car and now i am trying to forget

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there is no punchline its just a wholesome post. dont go look at the original thread