!chasers !cuteandinvalid This might become our favorite hole oWo

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i was at the dentist to check on my teefies, my dentist is a rlly hot guy in his 40s or maybe 50s, he's always really rough w his hands in my mouth which i like, anyways today i was laying on the chair and naturally started thinking naughty thoughts, he started putting his hands in my mouth and i naturally (without thinking) sensually licked his finger. i immediately realized what i was doing and stopped, but he definitely noticed. idk what to do, should I even come back to this place? im really ashamed

the sun is finally out and the weather is nice. i was playing ultimate frisbee with a group of mostly guys i didn't really know (friend's frat), i suck at sportsball but i was trying my best. sidenote, it was shirts v skins and all of the frat boys were really hot, like they were all perfect bods (twunks) and they didnt have their shirts on (soo hot!!). anyways i was trying to catch the frisbee and some guy on the opposing team slapped it down right before i was going to catch it. but then he started apologizing to me that he was being too rough and tried to had the frisbee back to me and i was like wtf??? does this mean i pass since he was trying to coddle me like a cis woman?

!chuds dig deep

like this

She seems to be under the impression that women produce eggs over the course of their lifetime

Also her definition is circular as frick

>everyone who belongs to the s*x class is in the s*x class

Originywl text:

My skin is wery dwy and itchy nyow and I reawwy want two shwower but I cannyot stand seeing or especiawwy feeling myself. Im barewy able two change cwothes, wen I dwo I have two dwo it with my eyes cwosed and twy two put them on withwout twouching my bwody. I've settled fwor just wiping my reawwy sweaty parts with baby wipes but its obviouswy nyot working that weww and nyow its summer and last summer it didnt matter because I didn't leave the hwouse but nyow I have a jwob and I dwon't want the peopwal awound mwe two smeww mwe 😭

He has a fairwy cwonvincing pwost histwory, too. Check it befwore cawwing bait.

Edit:

and since u want the fuww fwucking stwory i stwopped being able two shwower the day thwose parents ywour talking abwout held mwe dwown and stwipped mwe nyaked and twowld mwe i was twoo mentawwy unweww two be able two decide my own gender

I reawwy hwope this is fake nyow.

someone kill me