By this point, if you've heard of Donkey Kong, then you've also probably heard of Billy Mitchell. The former 'King of Kong' held multiple world records in arcade games such as Pac-Man and the aforementioned, but many have since been called into question, with some accusing him of playing via Multiple Arcade Machine Emulator. Mitchell denies the allegations and has even taken action against Guinness World Records supplier Twin Galaxies.
Now, due to those allegations, Mitchell is claiming that his doctor of 30 years is refusing to see him because he believes he's a cheat. In a new testimony shared on Perfect Pac-Man, this rather unusual claim states:
After Twin Galaxies’ defamatory statements of April 12, 2018, one of Responding Party’s doctors, Dr. Stanley Skopit, refused to see Responding Party after Responding Party appeared for an annual examination. When Responding Party Arrived for his examination, the assistant to Dr. Skopit informed Mitchell that Dr. Skopit would not see him... the assistant informed Responding Party that Dr. Skopit read the allegations from Twin Galaxies.
Mitchell states that the stress of the case has caused him to suffer from a hernia and atrial fibrillation. This testimony comes as part of the deposition process, as he has had to respond to requests for admission and production.
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He should see Dr Mario
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That game rules
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That documentary really fricked up his whole grift. Scrote went from beloved gaming icon and hot sauce entrepreneur to complete pariah so quick.
He must be in a bad way to go after his doctor. If he was still making solid money he'd be able to afford a better doc.
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He had actual world
records before that. Has he just 
accepted being beaten 
and been humble he could have been remembered as a former world 
record holder rather then 
an absolute joke.
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Seriously, he brought this whole shitstorm down on himself.
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He """cheated""" at a gayme - as if there's a better or worse way to make some dumb monkey jump. I would think far worse of him if he actually put the time and energy into getting the records legitimately.
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He had gotten away with cheating though. Dude was set, he had plenty of money and fame and whatever. It was only because he shit himself over someone beating him that he drew more scrutiny on his records.
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Did he actually cheat? I've heard people claim that the documentary played up that angle just for the controversy to get views (who cares about an old video game otherwise?), but I've never bothered to look into it either.
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It seems like it. He got the attention of some giga-nerds and they seem to think he definitely cheated.
Here's a report from a couple days ago: https://perfectpacman.com/2022/09/06/new-technical-analysis/
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That looks really neurodivergent so I'll just assume its true.
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I wonder what it is like living with knowing your legacy will be as the guy whose claim to fame is cheating on a goddarn video game.
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I totally forgot that they spoofed him with a literal midget in that movie https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pixels_(2015_film)
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I knew they got him just because they look similar
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Doctors have freedom of association, chud. You're free to find a new one.
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omg hes talking about "
s" again, im so wet down there
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At least upmarsey me if you're going to meme out my original content, automeme
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bots cant updoot 😭
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Can't Snappy?
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The snapster isnt a bot in the same way autodrama is, snappy runs on the server and is controlled by rdrama code, mine is on a separate server
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Ah ok, so Snappy is a higher class of bot.
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Holy shit it’s Nintendo Life, my favorite platform shilling magazine (and I say that endearingly)!
I would like to get a physically mailed subscription purely for nostalgia.
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I used this link because it directly copy pasted from Kotaku and is stealing their ad revenue
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Golden marsey in comment pooping on Kotaku
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he got a hernia because he got caught cheating at a video game? g*mers…..
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Reminds me of That episode of Scrubs where one of the patients came in and claimed to be a smash brothers champion and then Turk called him out and they played smash brothers and it turns out all he could do was button mash and then JD totally wiped his butt and then they kicked him out of the hospital and he died in the gutter And then Elliot came over and pissed on his corpse And then the Mexican lady took a shit on the janitor and the janitor took a shit on the corpse And then Dr. Cox and Kelso had gratuitous gay s*x with the corpse But Cox was still all fricked up, mentally, from Brendan Fraser dying So he accidentally broke the dead guys peepee off And try to blame it on JD And then JD gave a Long monologue about lessons he learned about lying about being good at a videogame And then some hot b-word was a cameo for the season and JD’s love interest.
The aristocrats
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Snapshots:
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
ghostarchive.org (click to archive)
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Good, I hope no doctors take him
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Thats extraordinary petty lol
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The only time this guy isn't lying is when he isn't talking, so I doubt that's the reason his doctor dropped him.
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