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:marseyitsover: :marseytrain2:s won, the game is jank g*mers :marseyropeyourself: :marseyropeyourself:

https://archived.moe/v/thread/626332515

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ABORT ABORT ABORT

There is a based ghost bullying Hufflepuffs.

Trans genocide confirmed.

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My neighbor Peeves is in the game?

They couldn't put that fricker in the movies but he mad this transphobic video game?

Kinda based NGL Peeves would be a dramanaught for sure

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>Raucous Carpe

:#marseycarptrophy:

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Why does Peeves look like Tiny Tim’s dad? :marseydisabled: :marseyghost:

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:#marseythonk:

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Are there trans characters in the game? :marseyshook:

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Don't be dramamisic :marseydisagree:

the best outcome is that the game is jank and is still purchased by all so that we can harvest all sorts of drama

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I only saw like 1:30 of footage 5 months ago and thought "that looks better than I would have expected."

:#marseyshrug:

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Most good games are jank tbh. Whens the last time a game was polished and not incredibly boring?

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:#marseybane:

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That's my exact fit when I go out. Cape, fedora, and my custom Naruto covid mask.

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:#marseykingcrown:

Trans lives :mlm: matter :marseyblm:

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:!marseytrain:s will be mad that it sold millions and the r-slurs that pre-ordered it will be mad cause its jank. Im happy with this.

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It doesn’t look that bad to me tbh.

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Most of the complaints in that thread are extremely petty. Shit like "why game fail if I stop following NPC?" when the fricking quest is to follow the NPC.

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based and norm-pilled

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The most dramapilled outcome :#marseyagreefast:

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Bane?

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>"Or perhaps he's wondering why you would cast the Killing Curse on someone before throwing them out of a train?"

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Yeah but nobody cared when this guy put on the mask

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Don't hurt the Marsey! :marseycry:

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:#!marseyblackmage::marseybattered:

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:#marseypunching: round 2 neighbor

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/v/ doesn't play video games

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It's like you can't say anything good about any game made in the past 15 years lmao

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And that's a good thing. It would be even better if it had micro transactions and still sold like hot cakes

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G*rman is such an ugly disgusting """language""" :marseybeansick:

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It's harsh, hard, and masculine. The chad's language. You only speak English like a soy infused peasant from 1600 that can't afford real food, so they have to eat nothing but soy, and they have missing teeth because they have no calcium, you also have man boobs from it, but you work the fields all day so you're skinny fat.

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It’s throat scraping, useless in grammar, and has ugly tenses. The r-slur’s language.

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Spoken like an untermenchen peasant from 1600 who is also soy infused.

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I’m a grain-fed peasant that can twist off a German barbarian’s head with my bare hands. Soy came from America.

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>grain fed

Still not good for the teef. The German milk and meat fed barbian crushes the emaciated toothless peasant (who is also grain infused).

Think of the Mongols vs the skinny manlet toothless Chinese soldiers.

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German history is one long list of German barbarians being BTFOed by the civilized people's.

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Yes, because they were midwits. They had no tactics. Their size and ability for 1v1 combat and small skirmishes were purely based on their strength and schizoness.

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I’m pretty sure the difference there was famine smh

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Case system-chads stay winning.

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You speak a Germanic dialect

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An evolved language from Germanic barbarity*

:!marseycosmopolitan: :!marseycaveman:

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When men speak it they sound like they're about to fire up the ovens. When women speak it they sound like they're about to give the best head you've ever had.

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I may be the only English-speaker alive who finds the sound of German pleasing.

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I don't get what's the issue here :marseyretard3:

The fact you can't kill marseys is good

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The issue is me farming internet points by playing both sides.

:marseyshrug:

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:#marsey3d:

Snapshots:

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If Pokemon or AssCreed can still sell millions, the seeth against this game will :marseysal: soon.

Anyway, the jank is pretty mild, and all of you are not looking far enough. Think about the MOD potential.

HogLoverLab soon.

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people memed themselves into thinking this game would be good cause of trans shit

:marseysmirk::marseyropeyourself:

Never began for preordercels

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If you want a game where you are an actual wizard just play Daggerfall or Morrowind

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I’m pretty sure even Win7 can’t run those natively.

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It can run Morrowind. And there's Daggerfall Unity.

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God, I’m tired of hearing about this wandshit.

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Actually it doesn't look too bad. Who cares that your character goes through carriages. But I wonder what does combat against something that's not a cat looks like, this is what will decide if the game is good or not.

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From what they've shown it's pretty braindead, so perfect for ubisoft open world fans.

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Really? I thought it looked pretty fine.

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:#marseycringe2:

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What? What did I do? :marseysad:

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That's how lots of games work. You can't damage important characters

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Only took 4 lives, has 5 to go.

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https://www.twitch.tv/gzuz1909

Girl voice sounds mechanical.

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Based r-slur trying to get people to decode SHA3-256 and reveal their futuristic quantum computers.

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