ah yes, metal gear solid, a video game series famous for having no politics pic.twitter.com/LCtdvEZtQa

— kate bush's husband (@airbagged) February 24, 2024

no analysis of this shockingly common mindset will ever make more sense to me than "conservatives are just complete fricking morons". the reason they don't produce art is because they're too stupid to even understand what goes into making art. meaning is completely beyond them

authorial intent is a completely foreign language to them. their enjoyment of media is entirely surface level in a way that can only be likened to the privilege of never needing to grow up. everything becomes cocomelon when you can't hear creators speaking through their work

media is just images and noise to them. the closest they get to engaging with media is when the surface level they run their eyes over has something some angry internet man told them to hate. they scream about black and queer people like dora tells children to scream at that fox

I do this and look like this

this is going to sound EXTREMELY conspiracy-theory brained but this could be blamed on how countries like the US have tried to standardized-testing their way into having 'good' education

kids learn how to get good grades on standardized english exams, not how to actually read

They're even doing the anti-standardized testing stuff lmao

the only time progs are able to admit that fascism is a revolutionary ideology is when they talk about how great they think the futurist movement was

now I haven't really played mgs, but aren't they like MOSTLY about politics?

Yes

yeah actually theres a boss you can beat non lethally by destroying their hormone supplies and dilation stations

Politics in Metal Gear: "what would happen if private corporations had military power and jurisdiction in the era of nukes, AI and nanotech"

Modern games politics: "obnoxious black woman who needs no man are u mad chud??"

Show me that game

Forspoken

New Colossus.

Uncharted 4

Alan wake 2

It's not “no politics”, but it's certainly “no totalitarian hyper-scolding”. It lays out its ideas and lets you consider them on your own terms. It has something interesting to say, and isn't simply regurgitating some utterly banal narrative handed down from global elites.

MGS 2 literally ends with a fricking PSA video about capitalism with real world footage.

What they're looking for is “no woke politics”. Lol!

being anti-war is actually considered pretty woke, and thats a pretty decent part of the story, trying to stop people from causing wars upon wars for self profit-

Tucker Carlson has gone woke he will go broke

It's crazy that conservatives play MGS without realizing that the game has been criticizing and laughing at them

Every game is actually wants you dead chud!

politics is women and black people

Of which this game has both lmao

these idiots are only parroting talking points without having a slightest idea what they're taking about

The grifters in the quotes are like "WE MEANT THE WOKE SHIT, THE POLITICS THAT'S SHOVED DOWN OUR THROATS MOST OF THE TIME"

The thing is, we know what you mean and here we are still telling you dumbasses that the Metal Gear series literally does that💀

Metal gear is, if anything, MORE heavy handed than the “woke” stuff they complain about.

There's a difference between thoughtful inclusion of politics, often universal, and throwing in modern liberal politics. I'd call out a game about a rebel faction, retallying against the Biden regime, for the same reasons, because it's not nuanced, it's partisan.

Reminds me of some communist kid that reported his own father to the feds for Jan6 crap or so that had a MGS2 poster on his bedroom, functional illiteracy is a thing for most people that virtue signal online

It's not even a case of “by no politics they mean no POCs and no women” because some of the most notable characters in the franchise are women and POCs??

They're so close to getting it

The phrase "no politics" is used to say that the devs aren't putting ESG approved talking points when they are not even justified within the in-game universe.

Why are they blaming ESG?

The only non political game series in history ballsy enough to feature a literal US senator as a final boss.

You fight the president at the end of MGS2

Yeah but Armstrong waxing lyrical about strongarm politics, "making America great again" before that was even a slogan, and justifying the entire thing as "Nanomachines son!" While he beats the shit out of you is genuinely one of the best moments in video game history.

Trump invoked "Make America Great Again" because it was Ronald Reagan's slogan in 1980.

Yeah, and Armstrong was invoking the kind of neo-reganism that trump represents before that was even a thing.

>Neo-Reagan Trump

lmao wtf

CHUDS ENTER THE CHAT

When we say no politics we mean no jews, s, blacks, or ugly women

Yea we gathered that “political” meant people you wish didn't exist ages ago no one is confused finish middle school little one

I dropped out chud

Your bait got me

Pozzed reply

Bro is speaking dorkanese

I just know you never played those games then

You're a fake fan

Fortune is 2/4 of those things you mentioned. and although no s the series is rife with homosexuality. Huey was as close as you'd get to a jew also

Nice try wokie

fake fan. its canon that Volgin was gay with Raikov.Vamps obviously a homo, and the extra scenes in peace walker with BB and Kaz on the beach are gay. when did you start playing MGS: Survive?

In the game you kill them for being gay

Tf no you dont you kill Volgin for being a fricking communist and Vamp for being a terrorist

No you do it for being gay if you had media literacy skills you would understand

Im not falling for this bait, fed.

Being g*mergate (the most successful movement in history) is being a fed apparently

Anita Sarkeesian still advises on video games and there's DEI initiatives in gaming, how was it successful

Donald Trump

G*mer Gate was about female representation in games. The mere existence of minority groups, which you seem to have an issue with isn't g*mer gate. Plus this is such an outdated ideal nobody cares about fricking g*mer gate anymore lmao

G*mergate is coming for you next

Isn't Kojima auth-left though?

I think he's chinese

Fr? Lol

He has slanty eyes

I've never seen jews in any video game wome or not lol

They make the games woke

This just in: Simply existing is political. Dont want politics at the dinner table? Then I guess you're going to starve, because nobody can eat.

If you're jewish or black or a woman or trans then yeah

MGS4 has a black dude in it

tragic

All of your likes are of underage anime girls

yeah they're an butthole but thats literally not what their likes are that doesn't work here

Thanks for your complete and unequivocal support of me

average gooner post and everything wrong with your social life is somebody elses fault im assuming?

You don't know what gooner means, learn the definition of words before trying to look smart by using them next time

all of you chuds are the same bro the moment you insult them they claim ur not using the correct internet jargon to make fun of them 😂😂😂

Ok chud

anyways takes greasy shit down ur throat and r*pes you to death

So only the politics you like. pretty snowflake behavior ngl

“Most people like things they like and dislike things they don't”

/r/iamverysmart

Go back to 4chan

oh so anything you don't personally agree with is political and what you agree on is not.

smartest conservative fr

Yeah that's literally how it works idiot

Woke is when black people

They ruin everything.

Come on, we both know that's a lazy generalisation that doesn't take any history into account

It's a lazy generalization but quite effective in finding the truth when you look into it

so are these people in real life inherently "political?"

Yeah

Elaborate

They're libtarded

Then just say it kitty

That's what I just said

do people not catch on that ur joking

I'm not

I am an official representative of Will Stancil for Minnesota State house and Will approves this message

THIS IS THE 4TH "MGS ACHALLY IS POLITICAL CHUD" TWEET WE HAVE GOT THIS MONTH

They are so political brainrot to the point they had to bring out a comment from 1 years ago to mock.