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:marseysmug2: That sweat baby Inc Detected- Steam curator group has gained 100k followers in 3 days, the fastest of any steam-curator reviewer ever. :marseysmug2: Come boys, do ur duty.

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chuds both on and off 9gag have been :marseywrongthonk: :marseywrongthonk: :marseywrongthonk: :marseywrongthonk: far and wide

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Guess how many of those games I own

:#0:

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phew I only have butt creed valhalla :marseysweating:

but surely there are more than 15 games which they ruined?

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Valhalla was such crap. At least Odyssey has a great setting.

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Noble viking raiders, making sure to not kill innocents while raping and pillaging. :marseyheart:

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The current state of that region makes a lot more sense when you consider that their modern natives are descended from many generations of the most r*peable women in the continent.

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The social skills of an average nord match a socially isolated neurodivergent.

No wonder they resorted to FORCED CUDDLEing...

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They probably have like 600 words for consent accidents

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havent played valhalla yet, I fricking loved odyssey

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I loved Odyssey too. Kassandra is one of my favorite voiced game protagonists ever.

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I tried to do a rerun with alexios but I just couldn't, kass is just too good. She can malaka my malaka anytime!

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:marseyagreefast:

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i didnt mind it tbh

just going around and doing viking shit was kinda fun

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Mfs had you climbing and dodging traps in secret crypts and shit just to open a golden chest with a piece of wood inside.

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They may not be the most hardworking. Gotta maintain that work/life balance.

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How the frick did Valhalla hire the gigawoke reviewers and end up with a "colonisation is good because the colonisers have families and shit" storyline?

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More than anything, I suspect Sweet Baby are just really bad at what they do.

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Idk I was put off immediately by the bipoc woman character, after kassandra there is no way I could play that game

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They only care about surface diversity. The story can be whatever, but as long as you've got your Black Kweens you're fine.

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politics is when you have that one black woman in your game/movie

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All of the lead devs were white and from Sweden, they just hired a black guy as a figurehead.

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There's a bunch they worked on that aren't on PC

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lol the snoot game rip off is on there too

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Snoot?

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this visual novel (some gay furry thing) was revealed, one of the characters piqued the interests of /v/ anons, some of them made a "fan game" called snoot game for free and released it before the "real" one came out.

a couple rdrama threads: https://rdrama.net/post/119550/theres-no-way-to-debuzzwordify-a

https://rdrama.net/post/120086/i-100ed-all-of-that-4chan

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And the developers allegedly changed the game in response to snoot game's plot. Snoot game is also acclaimed to have a better plot than Scalie High

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Snoot Gamr is fricking based I don't care how gay that sounds. The plot is mature and good story telling for younger people on the responsibility of having positive friendships and relationships and self motivation.

The same team have another similar game for sale on steam now but i played snoot game for solidarity so idk if id get the new one. VN fans prolly should tho

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You really are an r-slured cute twink

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Kill your family and gas yourself strag

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Hail deez nuts you r-slurred cute twink

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:#marseyyikes:

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I have Kingdom Eighties but no others. I definitely bought and played that while stoned. It's basically an off-brand Stranger Things reskin of Kingdom Two Crowns.

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There is no greater form of harassment then curating an orderly list of public information you provide on your website

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They're being listed in bad faith!

:#marseyraging:

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it seems from the archive links added they're removing it from their website because of the curator but it's not even working :marseylaughpoundfist:

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LibsOfSteam

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This is LibsOfTikTok all over again

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As dumb as this company's existence is, it's the lazy vidjagames companies outsourcing their writing that baffles me. If this is the level of confidence you have in your own staff writing, maybe you in fact deserve to have your game ruined.

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Starfield had half their credits be in hindi from outsourcing their dev work. These companies are riding the hype of their brands from 20 years ago at this stage. :marseynukegoggles:

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I don't understand this. Between this and the Screenwriters Guild Strike, I'm surprised that there is a class of people that people think of as "the writers", if that makes sense. I feel like I could do that shit. Put me in coach.

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Non writers like you really don't get it.

If you were in charge of writing I bet you would just have every character start start swearing carelessly, in an attempt to create "realistic" dialogues.

Us real writers instead, spend weeks trying to figure out the best place in the script where to put that N-word which turns a play into a real masterpiece

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funny is when "fricking"

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I think that the easiest answer to this is probably just that the indian outsourcing problem exists in the game industry too, and since indians can't actually read or write in english at a middle school level, well... suddenly Sweet Baby Inc becomes a whole lot more attractive than letting an H1B work at it. It's the same reason why whitelist and blacklist were changed, it wasn't to be woke, it was because indians don't have the background knowledge to infer the meaning of each. (Source? Everyone who thinks 'allowlist' is a more descriptive term on stackoverflow or Hackernews strangely seems to originate from the subcontinent of India...)

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It's not even a matter of them being cheap. The issue is that westerners have an inherent bias in favor of their fellow westerners. They see their own kind and assume they must be good at their job. In reality, this is very often not the case.

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I'm pretty sure the people deciding whether or not to involve the Baby aren't the people dragging and dropping shit onto an open unity engine window. Since usually it's larger companies involving them, or rambunctious indies riding the high from a previous success, restructuring and later choosing to contract out their writing to the Baby of Doom.

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I don't honestly know how it is now, but a few years ago there were a shitload of indians trying to come over on H1B visas to work as game devs. I am actually fairly certain that one of the big game companies actively took a few under their wing to try to get more through (not sure which one). I imagine that that has had a pretty big effect on the industry.

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It's still happening, maybe less in Amerikkka, but the Swarms of Punjab still have a few backup locations to spread their poison among the West...

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I don't know how things are in the US, but in Canada a foreign worker must be given the opportunity to apply for a position before it is offered to a Canadian. It may be the same where you are at, but I suspect that western game dev companies are simply not competent enough to actually find good candidates.

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I think it's actually a problem with the whole CS/programming career path in general. Degrees matter less in it because academiacel programmers're usually taught fundamentals and the actual 'whys' behind programming. However, a lot of the modern tech stack (game engines) are basically centred around making mediocre developers able to shit out more 'content' with it more or less working provided they plug in all the assets like 3d models, sounds etc into the right spots. This makes sense due to the fact that games're more of a short term thing where it makes sense to hire a bunch of indians for a while, fire them once the game releases while keeping the actual competent people on patch duty since they're more likely to actually figure out how to patch bugs.

This probably explains why AAA tend to be as buggy as they are, too. I think it's more or less due to a lack of trying than incompetence in the hiring project. Like, sure, someone might've read SICP, the Art of Computer Programming, or whatever. But that's mainly theory. What you want as a CEO is someone who can do the needful and get the needed done, fast, so you just hire 20 indians and call it a day.

Canada a foreign worker must be given the opportunity to apply for a position before it is offered to a Canadian.

Also this is fricked considering the population of india in comparison to like, most western countries on their own.

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!metashit, I love it when our !dramatards have a nice long chat with bussy-bot without even knowing.

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Yes I understand. In Canada, the issue with this is that we have a shitload of people who got degrees during the resource boom in the 2010s, who are now being "forced" (by their own incompetence) to work in tech because there aren't any jobs anymore in "their field". This is actually one of the reasons I know about this whole thing, we've been overrun with them and now they complain that we "aren't giving them a fair chance" and try to unionize even though they make like one quarter of what experienced workers do.

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Frankly Canadian companies shouldn't be offering positions to Canadians period. It's a reactionary policy

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Yeah, there is some logic to that. I don't think that policy has ever been applied to a specific position, but there was a case of a big company that had to pay a ton of money in damages for discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation (I think).

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Yes, the worst thing about Sweet Baby is that it's a symptom of the real problems, not a cause.

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Funny how it's harassing them to just show which games they worked on :#marseysmug2:

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Naming the Journ*list is verboten, kameraden

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Shadow Gambit - that explains a lot. For reference the company that made incredibly niche srpgs for neurodivergents decided to make their next protag a powerful black lesbian pirate and then immediately went out of business.

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On 29 August 2023, it was announced that the studio would be closing down due to the rising costs of development and not enough revenue being generated.

How to cut down on development costs:

1. Don't hire dogshit consulting companies.

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:#mjlol:

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I like Gambit's gameplay, but Shadow Tactics's line up feels so much more sovful with its simple, clear stereotypes like burly, honorobu samurai and sneaky ninja guy.

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yeah adding a dozen sorta generic guys that all overlap was a terrible idea, these games were all about the small party of distinct roles

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Took a look at this one, saw the reviews were overwhelmingly positive. Then I compared the review count to what I assume was the previous entry in the series... bit grim innit?

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Hope you guys know you're part of a cult

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G*mers sit down.


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Where was he during the Hogwarts release?

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Probably sucking some peepee somewhere

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He looks exactly like you'd expect

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Actually, he looks slightly worse. I wasn't expecting the glasses to be that bad.

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Goddarn. Bring back /punchablefaces

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Was he boasting that nobody bought that game? What's the flex, exactly?

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Progs can never stop projecting, can they.

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I wasn't even sure if this guy was a chud or a shitlib until I saw his picture

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G*mers are rising up

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Goodbye Volcano High is THIRTY EIGHT dollars???

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platysfield is going to be free :#marseyplaty:

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Interesting, Microsoft owns Bethesda and Zork. :marseynotes:

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:#marseysoypointgold:

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!friendsofplaty :#vegetakneel:

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!slots100

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Snoot game: still free :marseydab2:

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G*mer moment, whines about something, has 40hrs played (sable)

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>give negative review to game

>hours played: 2354

>additional hours played since review: 1576

Average g*mer

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give negative review to game

hours played: 2354

additional hours played since review: > 1576

Average g*mer

!moidmoment

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I call this Bethesda syndrome :#toddhoward:

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To be fair he might've still been playing the tutorial.

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All of this sounds homosexual

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Massive late-G*mergate vibes from those memes.

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>Vivian James

>"liberals are the real Nazis"

It's like it's 2014 again

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vivian james is cute, and i'm tired of pretending she's not

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I have hibernian fever. :coomer:

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It's a drawing brother. Have s*x, incel.

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no u

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I will take my revenge on sweet baby for what they did to Green Lantern :#marseyretropat:

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this neighbor last minutes be in his green lantern brand underpants :#brookslaugh:

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tf were they thinking:#bitchplease:

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On one hand they're normally woke but then they did all this to black Green Lantern and he didn't get any respect like Wonder Woman did :#marseyconfused2:

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his conflict with deadshot also makes no fricking sense, for some reason deadshot decides out of nowhere that green lantern is a cop? and then he has schizophrenic meltdowns over it and an entire log about how much he hates him even though hes never met green lantern in his life :#brookslaugh:

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Cops are bad even when they're space cops that fix supernovas with sheer willpower.

Not like deadshot he's a great guy :#marseyclueless:

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It's kind of odd to hear this since I honestly thought the entire suicide squad would just hate the justice league for existing in the first place, considering they're all meant to be criminals who've probably had their criminal activities shut down in the past due in part to the League's existence. I also thought all the suicide squad members would hate cops too because it's just kind of obvious?

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Ngl, I didn't care until I saw hyper light drifter with a sequel covered by this spaghetti squad. Now I'm kinda sad but also wondering how they could inject cute twinkry into what was mostly a silent 2D action game

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G*mers will literally rise up against outsourcing writers to san francisco but not programmers to india

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This is because the average person doesn't understand what programming actually is, and thinks its some actual arcane esoteric art. It's not, but since a lot of money goes into making up new buzzwords to confuse anyone even glancing at the field, people think it is. The natural solution is to of course just turn the g*mers chuddier so they hate the swarthier races more in general, and thus learn to hate indian programmers.

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I don't really care because I tend to prefer non-narrative games

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That's based.

You're based.

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Chuddery is on the rise, gaymers! :#chudspin2:

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