I've played vidya my entire life. I've had amazing experiences, truly memorable moments that shaped me as a person. But I never felt represented, I never felt seen by the devs. There were no games that spoke to the kind of person I was, am, have always been.
So I'm making the game I wish I had growing up.
It's set in the late 80s in a mall, you play as someone desperately trying not to shit their pants and farting at mall patrons
I've got most of the sprites done, I'm going to be working on the NPC logic next
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You should add a bit of screen shake when you fart
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FRICK that's a good idea
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Will there be ultrafarts?
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Possibly
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What about a buildup timing bar for the ultrafart, and if you don't let go in time, you shart everywhere?
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My idea is that instead of health there will be a fart bar that fills up. If it fills up, you shit your pants, so you have to keep farting. Taking damage makes the bar fill faster. BUT if you fart too much and empty the bar you over exert yourself and also shit your pants.
Ultrafarts would be from a chilidog powerup, considering adding a beano powerup for temporary immunity.
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Will there be special fart moves, or points for chaining farts?
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Lmao
Good ideas! Once I have the core mechanics in place I will try to implement shit like this.
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Make your mother proud
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Make all NPC women and main character short bald middle aged men
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lmaooo
My next game gonna be bagelshop manlet: vengeance
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PaBrapp the Brapper
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Make all the NPC's women and you got a winner
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Optional DLC
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You got to monetise that shit
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Base game free, foid only DLC $49.99
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if it's not dwarf fortress or heroes 3 miss @Pikachu with that shit
@Pikachu love sucking peepee but AAA g*mers need not apply
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It's better.
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Only socially inept freaks play ASCII-based games requiring a 500 page manual.
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Looking good so far. Is this unity?
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Impressive graphics. Is this the famed Unreal Engine 5?
Also the character models look like NFT's.
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The shaders and dynamic lighting alone will take up 100gb.
Im funding development through the release of NFTs (Neato Fartman Tokens)
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Make sure you have bloom up the butt for that 2008 nostalgia bait as well.
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Set it in Portage Place but go off i guess
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Lmfao holy shit i didn't make that connection but now it's canon
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I had a kind of racist dream just don't report what I say as I will try my best to keep it unoffensive
I put nsfw censor on so I might not offend everyone but my dream was Coldplay at a concert and they were singing paradise but the para para part was replaced with the n word the actual paradise was replaced with fried rice
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