Rockstar :marseymerchant: will never make anything as kino as GTA IV ever again

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>muh heckin piss filter!!!

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Okay, enjoy your soulless GTA V "aesthetics"

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And of course, the sixth game seems to be going for the same mediocrity at a higher fidelity

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Piss filters were never bad, just overused.

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!g*mers thots?


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San andreas is still the best gta they've made.

But still, I remember walking into the local lan shop when gta 4 came out and asking the guy playing it just to ram into civilians so that I can see the ragdoll physics.

Blew my mind at the time with how realistic it seemed compared to vice city/san andreas, loved that game.

It had a very good start with making you cozy in your hood with all the poorcel shops and stuff, the story nosedived after they burned down your apartment tho.

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I remember seeing a screenshot of a taxi from San Andreas in a gaming magazine before it came out, and talking about it for a week with my friends. I had a calendar where I'd mark down every day until released. Every new GTA would push the boundaries of graphics at the time and everyone would go mad about how big and full the world was, and what the different areas were, and what you could do in the game that was like in the real world.

Anyway since GTA IV the graphics haven't improved significantly, the maps aren't interesting they're just huge and empty, and they've only removed in-game functionalities, so there really isn't a point in getting excited.

In San Andreas, you could drive out to the country, set fire to a field and the fire would propagate through the bush and trees, and you could put it out with a firetruck or even an extinguisher if you weren't too fat to run after it from eating too much fast food because you were trying to date a hottie that was into fat guys. In GTA V, you drive on the highway for 40 minutes to get from one empty area to the next, then you shoot some guy and watch a 20 minutes cutscene of three boring characters talk to each others, then you drive back 40 minutes and shoot some other guy.

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so true

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hi son

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zozzle

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Frick that mountain and lake you have to drive around again and again and again and again before you get reliable access to aircraft. And even with aircraft frick that mountain and lake.


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my fav part of that was the AI flew like 50 feet too low so they'd crash into it all the time

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>Hey cousin, this is your cousin. Let's go bowling.

>Hey cousin, this is your cousin. Let's go get something :marseysmugface: to eat.

>Hey cousin, this is your cousin. Drive :marseysteer: my shitty brown :marseybipocmerchant: taxi around picking up boring :marseycricket2: characters who never :marseyitsover: say or do anything :marseycoleporter: interesting.

>Hey cousin, this is your cousin. If you think :marseygigathonk: I'm boring, wait until you meet the closeted juicer, the incomprehensible yardie and the despicable trash :marseyraccoonshock: Oirish scumbag. They're your Friends :marseymeangirls: Nico! Hanging :marseytransplushie3: out with these buttholes is gameplay.

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Gta Gay Tony has the best arab satire tho :marseysmug3:

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We're getting arab money :marseyjamming:

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Tried to take my friends/dates to see katt williams and Ricky gervais a couple different times until I learned that's not a place you can do your "activities" with the NPCs. What's the fricking point of the comedy club?

I thought the whole purpose was "fine I don't wanna fricking do anything with Roman but I guess watching a two minute set wouldn't be too bad if I have to.". But no I have to go to the comedy club by myself.


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he was such a kitty too

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Hey, Niko! Let's go bowling!

:#marseyrussianmutttalking:

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My mom didn't let me get grand theft auto because the news said it was bad. So i played my older sister's copy

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when the "hot coffee" controversy happened my dad made a point to buy a PC copy of San Andreas before Hillary Clinton could prevent his middle schooler(me) from enjoying his god-given right to play video games. Sadly our PC wasnt good enough to play it. The fiest GTA i got to play on release day was gta iv. Those were the day... :marseytabletired2:

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!slots111

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>Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law

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Based dad.

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I'd play gta 3 at my friend's house, found out my sister had a copy and was afraid she wouldn't let me play it, so i asked and she was like "yeah idc". My sister is 17 years older than me and had moved out so she's always been more like an aunt than a sibling

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#4 was the only GTA I didn't play to the end I dunno why but I didn't like it as much.


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It's because it sucked. Set the standard for boring rockstar games

>Drive to meet zany character who will disappear after 5 missions

>Have conversation as you travel to mission objective

>Shooting gallery

>Drive back

>Repeat about 500 times

This would be interspersed with mediocre minigames that you do with "friend" characters

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I also didnt like the lack of differenr environments/topography

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It was fricking boring that's why I remember now.


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>Drive to meet zany character who will disappear after 5 missions

>Have conversation as you travel to mission objective

>Shooting gallery

>Drive back

>Repeat about 500 times

That's every GTA game since vice city.


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In Vice City the characters and writing were good and the voice acting was excellent

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It's all Rockstar knows how to do. Red Dead is the same shit but on horseback

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Do everything exactly as the developer intended. Creativity is not allowed.

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SAME. i just could not bring myself to finish it. every other 3D gta i've played through multiple times. every other 3D gta i've 100%'d at least once. i play through san andreas once a year and probably will for the rest of my life.

but holy shit gta 4 suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks :uhuh:

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I hated most of the characters, especially Manny and that Jamaican guy

Really the game planted the seeds of my chud tree

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I didn't like it because Liberty City is so gray and depressing

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That's why I loved it

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Ballad of Gay Tony and the biker dlc were a lot better. Main game GTA4 was a slog :marseysleep:

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I dipped out at the last mission cause the jumping section to the helicopter was bullshit.

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I remember there was a bug in the game.

If vsync was off, you couldn't get past that helicopter QTE

If vsync was on, every loading screen took four times as long

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gta 4 is the worst 3d gta game ever made and it's not even close

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This, so much :marseyflagalbaniagenocide:

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You're comparing disgusting butt New York City to the left coast and Miami. Are you r-slurred?

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You're not excited to view fat black women NPCs at the beach? Racist.

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Notice the slim fit one is to the side while the :#blackwomanspeaking: is centered? :#jannybell:

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I am, because then I can molotov them.

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You won't because they'll make the police so fricking tedious to deal with that you'll never do anything fun, ever

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>you will never go to another midnight release with your bros and pick up a copy of the game and hit up checkers afterwards. You'll never stay up late driving the shitty handling car in the game and accidentally hit a pedestrian immediately into your first try. All games will have black :!marseytrain:s as the main character and you will pay extra for it.

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why even live

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C.J. Is literally Black u fricking slur

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I'm talking about GTA IV on a GTA IV post you fricking cute twink

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Red Dead Redemption was better imo

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:#chudcowboy: TRVKE

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the new gta is going to be shit because rockstar are out of touch with g*mers. it'll be 18 hours of walking very slowly through cutscenes before the game starts and all the dev effort will go into neurodivergent shit like hyper-realistic physics of snow melting with temperature effects

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No, all the effort with go into inserting shitlib politics into the game

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>Um actually the generic brown shooters of the 2010s era were kino!

>it's totally not just contrarianism

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>GTA IV

>Generic Brown Shooter

straight to the cope zone

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I still have a soft spot for GTA V because it came out when I was in college and it just really captured the zeitgeist of the early 2010s in a way that felt very relevant to me

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Cope and seethe at superior games (gta v&vi)

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gta 4 was so "good" it made saints row relevant. So rockstar not making anything like it is a good thing. :#marseychartuptrend:

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my fantasy as a kid was always a hyper simulated gta where you had to pull over and trade insurance info each time you crashed

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There's gotta be a Falling Down kind of mod where you just live the wagie life in excruciating detail until you just can't take it anymore one day

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@i_only_downvote_homos frick you :marseyfuckyou: for downvoting zorua


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>marsey

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Gta is boring as shit

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I enjoyed GTAIV, but I was already in my 20s when it came out. Vice City will always be aesthetically my favorite. Nothing will beat growing up in South Florida, and playing that game in highschool

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Andreas is still the best one.

The graphics update was a disappointment, hope one day they'll do a hyperrealistic update for all their titles when the tech is good enough.

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Vice City = San Andreas > 3 > all other GTA's

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Darn i cant believe new york looks like new york and la looks like la

Also tbogt > tlad > iv

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I was playing GTA 4 a couple weeks ago. And while it does get a bad wrap, it isn't as good as GTA 5. C'mon bro. Goated theme song though.


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