I unironically bullied dnd players many years ago at school 
. I just bought the game (used to want to bang a red cosplayer chick) and its not something like cyberpunk where you're a guy with a gun 
or witcher3 where you're a guy with a sword 
but a wierd hold hands and take turns autismo game 
. I FINALLY understand why reddit likes it so much 
The only good turn based games are a board game like chess or monopoly despite some people being autismo about that too.
"but but but i want to be the wierd nonhuman blah blah blah" fricking wierdos 
This is why I stick to games like COD battle royale or semi milsims where its chill. All the guys in there you could grab a beer with.
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everyone I've met irl that plays baldos gate 3 act like creepy s*x offenders ngl
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The woke wizard
in ur party 
has r*ped more people than any goobergator
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Respectable if true
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And banged the goddess of magic
Basically every incels dream
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@ACA made @ACA's main character look like Chad and he absolutely is a s*x offender
Jewish lives matter
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STFU and take that Grizzly's peepee
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Avast, ye scurvy cur! Yer comment be walkin' the plank for forgettin' to include
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All CRPGs are based on DnD you stupid gay BIPOC
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what is a crpg. Also, cute twink, books like lord of the rings & narnia (both 1950) came out decades before dnd.
the hobbit was marketed to kids too
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ok this is bait
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It's not, OP is an unironic "I don't care about the lore, I just play along and pretend I like the game for the chicks" normie midwit straggot
https://rdrama.net/h/vidya/post/277371/how-hard-is-it-to-bang
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I still think people who use abbreviations other than RPG cross line into autism. And rpg should be used no more in this setting than jamsheed's.
using CRPG instead of RPG = AUTISM. Had to google what crpg meant.
there's no normal people ping group so I'll just use !pings instead. Agree???
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Kinda agree, and I used to think like that until I ran into r-slur boards of 4chan:
ARPG: action RPG, like Fallout 3.
CRPG: classic stuff like Baldur's gate, usually western and turn-based
JEPG: Japanese RPG, like final fantasy series (all of them), kinda...
It gets really silly and neurodivergent when you notice how much overlap there can be, which is why there's so much sneeding on /v/ and /crpg/ on 4chan.
!g*mers, Battlefield: Modern Warfare 2 is actually a ARPG because you gain experience which levels you up to better weapons.
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Jrpgs all suck. The format is inherently bad
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Games like Chrono Trigger and Super Mario RPG will always be legions above Tolkien wannabe WRPG crap. Everything is far superior, from the gameplay to the storytelling (which is often downright nonexistent in WRPGs) to the art design. Not to mention, JRPG games are actually different from each other, whereas nearly all WRPGs are the exact same ersatz The Lord of the Rings/Dungeons and Dragons clone, completely devoid of any creativity or originality.
!G*mers and !weebs, back me up on this please.
@MoonMetropolis love sucking peepee.
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You had me going there
Trans lives matter
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The art, storytelling, characters, etc etc might be the best ever but none of that makes the abysmal gameplay any better. Boil it down and the gameplay of pokemon Red on the Gameboy is the same as final fantasy 745
(FF14 doesn't count, it's J in country only)
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Hes spitting facts this time avtually
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You know, I recall hearing about Chrono Triggger and reading about it, but I never got around to it when I was young. I played Legends of GAIA which was great and seemed similar enough to Chrono Trigger which is why I didn't play it. It was a good storyC but it's been decades since I played it (and only once).
There was that rpg where your blue-haired character could transform into a dragon. Don't recall the name of it. Wild Arms was r-slurred. I saw a friends play Super Mario RPG and wasn't impressed because it was too childish looking.
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You're inherently bad.
Yes, I fully agree, but they were fun when I was a wee lad.
In fact, Lufia and Lufia II are still my favorites to this day. That 99-level dungeon where you start with nothing was frickin great. I just wish the normal modes (main "campaign") were harder. I'd go without buying any armor or weapons from the shops and still dominate 
!g*mers, hellooo
Old RPG discussion!
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A Legionary's Life and Neo Scavenger + Ostronauts are fun, semi-modern old school RPGs if you have an itch
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Dragon Quest series is great.
FF6 holds up well.
Zoomers just all have ADHD and various levels of FAS.
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It really depends
If we're talking about JRPGs based on Dragon Quest, that game series tried to streamline the DnD experience so it misses the character roleplaying element RPG's are usually known for
However, some make up for that by overhauling the combat system like Bravely Default and Octopath, or go for a freeform approach like Xenoblade X
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That's a hip-shaking furry. Not a twerking
furry.
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JRPGs are closer to visual novels with failable combat minigames than actual tabletop RPGs. Their combat system is propped up by elemental damage types and status effects, which are optional features in a tactical turn based combat system, but are the only things keeping a menu-based combat system from being the equivalent of a bad crafting minigame with nearly predetermined outcomes. I also have a grudge against Dragon Quest in particular for making a significant portion of g*mers think that a slime is the fantasy equivalent of a goomba rather than a monster with unique abilities. The ability to precisely define the location of characters and monsters is the reason Dungeons and Dragons existed in the first place (it started out as a wargame), and there's no excuse for using theater of the mind in a modern video game.
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I was once like you, but I found a JRPG I actually like. Check it out....... you know, if you want? Haha, just kidding........ unless?
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1637730/Crystal_Project/
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Thanks for the recommendation neighbor but the screenshots of the combat seem to be the exact same as every other jrpg that's been released in the past 30 years
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Ff14 is good
although its closer to a visual novel than a jrpg.
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Yeah IMO the only thing that makes FF14 a jrpg is its country of origin. The gameplay is completely different from the normal jrpg format.
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The format doesn't exist you secondary
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Frogger is a CRPG because you play the role of the frog and the arcade cabinet is computing
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rDrama is an RPG because I roleplay as a !dramatards!
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Yep... try explaining a "Metroidvania" or "Soulslike" to a normie
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Honestly, for the normie g*mer, those are much easier to understand. If they're old enough, they'd intuit what Metroidvania is. And soulslike is pretty clear because all of them have played dark souls.
RPG subcategories require a special kind of autardism.
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never played dark souls
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ARPG might be up there with MMORPG for the most vague non-helpful tag. Like Dark Souls invented a whole new (and also stupid and vague) genre because of how bad of a descriptor it is
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RPG doesn't really
mean shit considering it spans pretty 
much anything 
from Mass Effect to Final 
Fantasy 
to Dark Souls 
to Diablo and none of those games 
have frick all in common aside from the fact that your character 
levels up and you can swap out your equipment 
with shit you pick up along the way. You can call it autism 
if you want but the genre is about as broad as rock music.
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Okay
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Thank god dnd became hip after Stranger Things
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I think it was critical role that did it, but I've managed to never see it.
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Normies have ZERO clue about critical role. I just know it's a bunch
of redditor 
cute twinks. ST was an actual driving 
force. Can youtubers just fricking 
die already
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Having played with both, the Stranger Things casuals are much better people than the critical role audience. Getting actual normies too roleplay can be a lot of fun and lead too very creative games, but critical role secondaries are the type of theater kid rejects from 20 years ago that thought they were too good for the theater kid rejects who played DnD and these secondaries don't roleplay as an elf wizard or human thief, they roleplay as their favorite dnd twitch streamers.
Trans lives matter to the critical role strags
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KILL ALL WHO LIVE VICARIOUSLY .
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I've seen neither of these things. Isnt stranger things the show about kids that got popular with reddit adults?
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Nah, it's extremely popular with teenagers
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Nobody cares what shit they love to inject
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I think
hes a youtuber 
than injected himself 
into fame like that 
in HotD
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Didnt totaly understand what you're saying but thats okay bro
I play games like I'm conan. White guy with a gun. White guy with a sword. Kill cucks
get money 
and raise stats to 99 
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Yeah I just think you're r-slurred for trying a CRPG and then complaining that it's a CRPG. It's an inherently neurodivergent genre of games. They're all based on tabletop role playing games.
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Will there be a witcher version of this game? Also, I already bought the dragon dogma game too b/c someone said to buy it, is it also like this?
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Neither is turn based. Dragon's dogma is decent but Witcher 3 is clunky garbage that reddit likes because of the story not because it's actually fun to play.
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Dragons dogma 2 is the best game ever. Play it right now.
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BALDurrrrs
GAYte 
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I watched like one clip of the game and the whole "epic quirky whimsical narrator" thing instantly put me off it forever
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The epic quirky whimsical narrator isn't mandatory for D&D, though it might be for online versions looking for an audience.
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It's no coincidence that they share concepts such as identification scrolls, the moral alignment matrix, and, of course, BHURRIT0.
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yes and no. Until last night I though Baldurs gate was a game like cyberpunk. I also realized I could figure out which of the people on this site are claiming to be autismo and actually are autismo.
It's like the 4chan meme "wait i thought you all were joking about X". Nope, turns out you people were NOT joking
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Love you all the same!
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You let the bear stick it in you didnt you?
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When I freed him i let him try to solo the goblin jailers himself to see if he's worthy to join my party. He died.
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Do you play Squad?
Mortards squad chat is usually a good time
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Did you know Planescape Torment is also based on DnD?
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You can play it neurodivergentally or non neurodivergentally
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