Are you ready for the movement shooter slop to continue?

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>no wall jumping

>no double jumping

>no rocket jumping

TF2 is more of a movement shooter than this shit.

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No one wants high vertical movement thats some advanced warfare shit. The new thing is lateral movement tech and it's also cancer.

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@Brevis-Kong And? No one wants vertical movement. It doesnt matter what you want, vertical movement in cod has been tried and wasnt liked.

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In cod sure, cod is dogshit tho? You cant trust the taste of people who enjoy it

Vertical movement is fine and has been done successfully, midwit game devs dont make it a bad idea

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Yeah that's why they killed the wildly unsuccessful vertical shooter for a low mobility battle royal game. Because it was so wildly popular.

Here's the thing, no control scheme handles looking straight up or down well. High verticality leads to really cheap shitty strategies and high levels of frustration.

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Im an r-slur but the whole pont of jumping over an enemies head is to mess up their aim

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@DaddyReagan is still malding about getting dunked on by UT chads.

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unreal tournament

Never played it.

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Pleb

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:marseyzoomer#talking:


:#marsey:

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Enjoy your empty lobbies then.

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You dont really look straight up or down in shooters, moronic take to argue control schemes over. Titanfall was killed because it didnt sell, sure, that doesnt mean anything the game did was wrong. Its easily the most innovative and best feeling shooter of the time, and still holds up today. Their level design was made around their movement, and it was beautiful. Other devs sucking doesnt mean the levels have to be bad, theyre just bad devs :marseyshrug:

Apex is popular entirely because of the movement stolen from titanfall, its the only battleroyal that isnt butt mechanically. Youre out of your depth brother

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you don't really look straight up or down in shooters

Because they design games to prevent this due to it being so insanely broken.

sure titan fall didn't sell but that's not because it sucks

No one likes vertical mobility games.

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Its okay to be wrong, but try to change the script a little. Quake? Tf2? Heck even jump king or hollowknight?

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Quake has been dead forever. Tf2 has been dead forever and only had one class with any vertical mobility.

3rd person 2d games

BIPOC we're talking about fps.

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Frick you bring back Quake and UT movement.

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Tribes was very lateral and no one bought T3

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How much of this is actual movement and not just random 360s of the camera?

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I tried it out yesterday homie is just 100% turbosperging on the camera 360s


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17230613593463678.webp https://media.tenor.com/SkRvyEhe0RUAAAAx/majima-goro-majima.webp

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All the latter

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Really glad I dumped FPS as a genre to be into ages ago, that looks like shit :marseyeyemixer2:

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Try Siege! It's the thinking man's FPS :marseybrainlet:

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Do I need to read the book first?

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I haven't read it, but I'd advise reading the first chapter. If there are trans and non-binary Team Rainbow members in the book and there's a Rick and Morty cameo then the game is true to the lore.

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No, but please read the digital booklet to inform yourself on the operators pronouns and disabilities.

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What is a movement shooter


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17235685217415228.webp

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When games let you move around with an quarter of the precision and freedom of Unreal Tournament rather than one eighth.

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space space "umm"

space left space "umm"

Xan is on a KILLING SPREE

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I'd let Xan bussy blast me any day of the week !g*mers tell me about your efforts to beat the UT99 campaign on Godlike

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playing ut 2003 :

A Captured, 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 AVERTED

>go capture B

B captured, 10, 9 ,8 AVERTED

trying to get bots to just at least 5v2 and win the other letter

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W, S, W+D

It's just a better version of what you like :marseyshrug:

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Heckin WALL RIDING :soyjakwow: :soyjakyell:

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  • eva_isachud : frick man i used to a know a pc standalone client for this but i cant remember it DM me if you know

What are bitching about this time? WASD is still there if you want to just use that.

Go play Mercs vs Spies again

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I miss verticality being important in FPS games :marseydepressed:

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Titanfall 2 is still around

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Zoomers' brains would explode if they learned about strafe jumping :marseymindblown:

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Zoomers and stroomers cant fathom quake and UT matches

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This looks stupid in CoD

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This is a spin your mouse on a barstool shooter

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:!contentiouscereal: This is just mouse sensitivity turned up to 13


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Good thing I don't play CoDslop. :marseywholesome:

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:#marseyseizure:

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Did they take Overwatch's engine and speed it up 2x? Wtf is that

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Do preorders come with a free Adderall prescription?

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Gen alpha reflexes have been conditioned since birth on brightly coloured screens. Does anyone over 20 stand a chance? :marseyzoomergenocide:

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i love the junkie key that lets you inject urself every 5 seconds

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controller player has no aim, always aims at the floor. good thing console autoaim allows him to hit shit.

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Why is the laser gun covering the whole screen and glowing purple? How much Adderall do I need to take before it becomes fun?

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DUDE i just LOVE the calm relaxation of the Midwest town, it's so PEACEFUL and makes me feel like i'm at one of my favorite FARMERS MARKETS. you should totally come on down to my rural farmhouse, it's got a MULTIPLE ACRE GRASS yard and everything, we can crack open a nice Busch Lite or eight and get crazy shooting some guns on the range! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the towny bar- listen here, right, it's a BAR where us FARMERS who do FARMING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it's also a BAR that doesn't ID kids, so we can smoke cigarettes INSIDE, with dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which harper and i have just celebrated our 7th anniversary -we're both going to her 5 year high school reunion tomorrow at the church, that way we can show off how much we spend on our THREE KIDS. OOFTA , i'm gonna SLAM this puppy chow and have some deer chislic!!!

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Zoomer friendly gameplay, just missing the subway surfers clip in the bottom and a twitch commentator in the corner.

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The movement is lowkey nerfed from previous CODs, the only thing you get is diving backwards. Biggest issue with this game is the maps are bad and the spawns STILL suck peepee. Also crossplay needs to go.

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Why couldn't they troll :marseyrage: the Adderall saturated spergs and have your guy trip and fall on his face when trying to slide.

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