ALL PRESS PREVIEWS FOR BLACKASS CREED: CHUDOWS CANCELLED WORLDWIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, UBISLOP HAS CANCELLED ITS ENTIRE APPEARANCE ON THE TOKYO GAME SHOW, POSSIBLE DELAY INCOMING WHILE UBISHIT IS BEING SUBJECTED TO A HOSTILE TAKEOVER AND FACING FINANCIAL DIFFICULTIES 
https://old.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/1fohexw/ubisoft_cancels_press_previews_of_assassins_creed/
4chuds celebrate: https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/689836091
Circlecope: https://old.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/1fodmn3/the_wokes_have_lost_ubisoft_finally_recognizes/
Previous thread I made some hours ago lol: https://rdrama.net/post/302855/ubisoyft-japan-has-cancelled-its-tokyo
!g*mers WON
!chuds WON
!asians WON
UBISHIT LOST
FROGS LOST
DEI-NCELS LOST
TOTAL G*MERCHVD VICTORY
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All this because they couldn't bring themselves to portray an asian man as a badass hero, even in fiction
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Could have simply made it a Jap Samurai Moid, and a Mayoess who is a bisexual and fricks both the Jap Samurai Moid and the Jap Ninja Foid.
And then add a secret ending when you 100% the game where they have a threesome.
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The mayoess who fricks azn bvlls would inevitably look like this btw:
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Isn't the model for this thing half black?
lol
On your licence vs on your CV
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the model looks fine
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That's not what I said
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She looks Arab to me. Anyway
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americans don't know about north africa
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Haven't spread freedom there lately
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it's what I said
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Face looks like Maeby Fünke
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I said Mayoess. Not a Dutchwoman.
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!dutch
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They could have still kept Yasuke in the game as an unlockable secret character or something. Normies will never complain about extra content no matter where if falls on the chud-woke axis
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Yasuke would have been fine as a random muscle-background character, and THEN give him a spin-off like they gave one to Adewale from Black Flag.
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He could've been the secondary protagonist, Assassin's Rush Hour would've gone along fine.
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It's mostly brown people playing video games now apparently, like Nafris, blacks, latinx, etc. White mayos make up a smaller part of the consumer market, especially for slop like ubisoft. It's the same reason Transformers movies cater a bit to the chinese audience, who having no aesthetic taste, eat that slop out of a trough.
So I understand how they stumbled into the frick up with consumer analytics, knowing BIPOCs just want to see themselves in media more. And it's not like they haven't caused offense before, I think the pope being the villain in Assassin's Creed II was one of the most religiously offensive and distasteful things they could've done, but there was no backlash for that.
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Browns want to play as crakkkas though.
And the Pope (Antichrist) thing was in a different climate, and game didn't try to make it analogous to <current thing>.
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They really don't, they like playing characters that resemble themselves and watching movies with people that resemble themselves. People have it wrong, a lot of the netflix slop being so black is because blacks pretty much insist on seeing people like them in movies while mayos don't care too much (relatively speaking).
Blacks even shit their pants and cried over a WMLF pairing for the new GTA.
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blacks and women have the same thing, where they don't enjoy content for the story, themes or characters. it's just "does this thing on screen look like me/can I imagine it is me and that it makes me cool?". If so, clap like a seal. If not, it's probably bigoted and should be removed from screens
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high estrogen trait
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I was talking about
browns (strongest white supremacists)
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The Pope was also Rodrigo Borgia
If anything the Cesare Borgia portrayal was seen as stranger since they have him as a super cartoon villain but the real one was a notable military commander and a great inspiration for Machiavelli.
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There was no backlash because browns didn't have video games when the original Assassin Creeds came out.
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Actual reality
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To be fair, you have to be stupid or a woman to not get the message...
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I get it now. It was written in an r-slured way.
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What?
Current hyperfixation:
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Eh dang, have a comic at home that includes the hero returning to his horse to find it on cinderblocks with the legs removed
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Ubisoft directors would rather tank their own business into bankruptcy than give a male Asian a lead role in anything anymore. I just don't get why, though. Sleeping Dogs was an incredible game and only had asian men in it afaik.
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Thank God I'm not a ricecel g*mer, this shit would be roping fuel.
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Aren't you supposed to be saying northernmost nordic women are BUIVLT for dragon dvck asvns or whatever? Have we discovered a limit to your raceposting?
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This is actually the best comment you have ever made. Congratulations
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By the way, I was the one who submitted this
emoji, so technically speaking, I am your daddy! 
!metashit
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You mean you were the one who r*ped me. No thank you.
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!male feminists
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!friendsofbussy-boy holy shit...
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He's also a trans-man so I guess it's a woman now and therefore can be a trophy for women.
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Factcheck: This claim has not been approved by experts.
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Had a sweet poster/gamebox art if nothing else.
Also, going to dojos or whatever to "train" and still getting the bone snapping sound effects was
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Theres fantasy, and then theres just sillyness
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Changs won
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