Ubishit's :marseystocksdown: chief swindler is enranged with g*mers :marseypikachu2:

this is what he looks like

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Stevy Chassard

Monetization Director at Ubisoft

https://old.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/1fwnlsc/ubisoft_director_blames_g*mers_says_theyve_been/

!g*mers !chuds

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if you make fun of a billion dollar company making shitty games you aren't a decent fricking human being

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Sure is funny how leftoids start defending certain billionaires.

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Coins and lottershe in one thread!

:#marseypoggers:

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!slots1000

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Neighbor, you make yourself look like an idiot. Not the meme you despise

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It shows how effective the meme is, it completely buck broke him :marseysmug2:

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:marseyagree:

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Indeed it does.

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I just like how it looks like Adam Friedland.

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Leftoids got so mad about the NPC meme :npc: because they know it's true - the modern libshit yearns to be told what to do :marseybootlicker2: they absolutely crave authority because it assures their anxiety that they must be doing the right thing (since everyone else is doing it)

Every far-leftie wishes for a government that makes every rule and zero independent thought is made

So in this case their authority are billionaires they see as "correct"

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What a little fricking girl.

Instead of rolling up your sleeves and trying to correct the issue you cry about being hurt and sad

Is he located at the Montreal facility? I think he qualifies for government assistance.

:#marseymaid3:

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Anyone who is a "monetization director" deserves to be MAIDed. Forcefully if neccesary.

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Also I don't get how chuds are simultaneously just a small but loud group of losers and also a powerful cabal wielding incredible influence over the general public's purchasing decisions.

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it's kinda like how da j00s are untermenschen but also geniuses who secretly control literally everything

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Not that I believe this, but chuds say they are "untermenschen" in the sense that they are more deceitful, greedy and have a strong in-group preference. This is entirely compatible with them controlling everything.

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>deceitful, greedy and have a strong in-group preference

why would that make someone "untermenschen" compared to groypers

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Bad character would qualify as "untermenschen", but I'm not actually sure if nazis call them untermenschen.

At the very least it would justify not wanting to have them around

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Look at one of those high school classrom pics from the 40s and find the kid who looks more dysgenic than the average hebrew fellow

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The person who calls others "untermenschen":

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I look and talk like this

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1 chuddie outweighs like 30 libtards/passive consumers. Refusing their terms of engagement goes a long way.

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Instead of rolling up your sleeves and trying to correct the issue you cry about being hurt and sad

he knows what the issue is and he knows that he isnt empowered to fix it bc he is an evil white male in an organization thatbhas an SJW drawn heirarchy. His only choice is to externalize his problems/engage in cognitive dissonance which is easier than just getting a job somewhere else.

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The annoying part is that these companies have a culture of Codes of Conduct etc - surely they have a Social Media policy that says "Swallow your feelings, shut up, and say nothing publicly because you're going to make it worse." Unironically he should be fired for throwing fuel on the fire for an organisation that has caught alight.

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Companies should remind their employees that saying anything about the company on social media is the job of the marketing department. If I started tweeting shit about the companies I work for I would get fired so fast, but I guess if you're in video games you can just do whatever you want because vidya companies are staffed by manbabies from the bottom to the top.

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Yeah I feel like because they work in a creative industry / on an entertainment product that they forget that they are a business and somehow think it's okay to get mouthy on public social media.

Like maybe they genuinely have deluded themselves into thinking the general consumer and fanbase doesn't have a chud bias but even then do they have any sense that when making a product you want to appeal as widely as possible? And that a good strategy is trying to appeal to your core fanbase and then try to include newer fans?

Like I don't understand the push for audiences that don't simply do not exist / have not historically existed. Make an actually good fricking product and 9 times out of 10 you'll not need to worry about anything else.

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How is he going to correct anything? His entire job is figuring out exactly how far you can degrade the player experience before so many people give up that it cancels out the paypigs. He is constitutionally incapable of doing anything other than making games worse.

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>Monetization Director

Should have added more microtransactions, buddy

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APG smirk. Dude's going :marseytrain2: out within a few years.

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I thought this was a :pooner: doebeit !transphobes

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I dunno. He's pretty frickable (even if obviously insufferable).

!gay and !gaystapo please vote:

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:marseytransrentfree:

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Kris Tyson phenotype

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Cope, seethe, accept your feminine side.

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:#marseywould:

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Even if you're gay isn't this guy too much of a cute twink? :marseyhmm:

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You severely underestimate the standards of the gay community and what the average person looks like (the ugliest person you can imagine - 50% of people are uglier than that).

He's good looking enough and probably less insufferable than your garden variety twink.

While it shouldn't make a difference since you can usually only see the back / top of his head, the knowledge that you're inside someone who has a munted face is like an eldritch curse that eats away at your soul (through your peepee) that culminates in the disgust and horror of post-nut clarity.

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Strags would put up with an annoying b-word for the gussy, I don't see how this is any different

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Clymer syndrome

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looks like the average quebecios male tbh

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:marseytrollclown#: I thought "G*mers" were dead and "G*mers" were no longer their target audience

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Also g*mers are female, so it's all women trashing them I guess :marseyshrug:

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Aktually g*mers are dead, true fans are 'players' according to the aftermath of those articles.

Note: players are also dead.

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I have a billion dollar proposal. Don't hire people who hate your fans.

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I have a two billion dollar proposal. Hire people who hate your fans and run your company and industry into the ground.

-Blackstone Consultant

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Sweaty that's a :marseyscarecrow:

Afterall the following properties totally haven't been ruined by talented directors and showrunners:

  • WOW

  • Halo

  • The Witcher

  • LotR

  • Marvel

  • X-Men (they fired the gay who cared about source material)

  • Spiderman (needs special mention since Peter Parker is literally never allowed to be happy or even Spiderman anymore)

  • Star Wars (unrepairable)

  • Star Trek

  • Assassins Creed

  • Most of DnD

  • Greece (Lysistrata but also because Greeks are lazy)

  • Good Game ( !strayans I maintain Hex was the worst host and torpedoe'd the show. Goose could have got it though :marseylickinglips:)

  • ...

!g*mers I got lazy, please add to the list

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I mean, the Halo games and novels is it's own issue. The paramount show is something called Silver Timeline which doesn't affect the main Halo Universe in any way. That was honestly the smartest and only good decision they made. All the rest were shit.

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I wanted to cover the wide array of gaming and adaptations. But I reckon even if Halo show had it's own continuity, it would have not been cancelled if they just adapted the source material more closely (or at all in some cases). Also having John Halo take off his helmet in the first episode was even stupider than when they made Cortana into a Cuckqueen with lingering closeup.

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Real life

:#chuditsover:

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!neolibs check out this r-slur angry at the market for not wanting his product and thinking it's the markets fault. "Oh no the market is just soooo mean don't you have a heart, market? Don't you feel bad about all the people who made our product that you aren't buying, market???"

:marseysoycry: :marseysoycry: :marseysoycry:

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Why won't people suck my peepee and buy my shit? It's not fair.

:#marseysad:

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Tbf he probably just has an art history degree and was never taught how business works.

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I blame capitalism :soymad:

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Dear Ubisoft,

:#marseyguillotine:

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Frenchies deserve it @WayOut :marseysunflower:

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Make Metz German Again

Lovely train station :marseydramautist:

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Don't make us Americans have to go over there again. :#marseyunamused:

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Stay away and let germany fix europe for once.

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When we said "Lafayette, we are here!" we never said we wouldn't come back again. :marseyraging:

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I'm puking my guts out :marseybikecuck:

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Too much booze :marseydrunk: or too much c*m? :marseymayoparty:

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Kebab. More like Kebad! :marseyemojirofl:

Feel better :marseycheerup:

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Lmao wait can you chud on LinkedIn now

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Linkedin is weird. People in while collar jobs in big cities will post like HR ladies, but then some plumbers in small towns will drop hard Rs with their main account, full name and all.

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Pretty much. I don't think there is any actual moderation to stop people from chudding out.

Its just open forum Tinder+Facebook at this point.

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>How can you wish a company to fail simple because they do not cater to you

BECAUSE THEY USED TO CATER TO ME

UBISHIT USED TO BE GOOD, NOW IT'S UBISLOP

OF COURSE I'M HAPPY YOUR SHIT DOESN'T SELL

MAYBE IF YOUR COMPANY DIES YOU'LL LEARN SOMETHING

:#marseyfluffytalking:

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UBISHIT USED TO BE GOOD

:#marseysurejan:

They haven't made a good game in France since that fricking bizarre Dune game in the early 1990s.

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RAYMAN LEGENDS IS GREAT SHUT UP BOOMER

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Next you're gonna tell me that Beyond Good and Evil is the most epic thing that ever happened on Earth surpassing anything Cyrus, Abraham Lincoln, and Nelson Mandela ever did.

I mean it's good but it's incredibly overrated.

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NEVER PLAYED IT MY PS2 WAS A DBZ BUDOKAI AND RATCHET AND CLANK MACHINE ONLY

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My PS2 was emulated and only because I wanted to play a Romance of the Three Kingdoms game that wasn't released on PC in English. :marseybigbrain:

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A lot of their smaller budget stuff through the 2010s was decent. Rayman Origins, Valiant Hearts, ZombiU, etc.


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Beyond Good and Evil, Grow Home, Driver San Francisco, Prince of Persia Sands of Time, Blood Dragon. they horde a ton of very good IPs

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Is this consoleshit? :marseyunamused:

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I think ZombiU is the only one that was (originally) console exclusive


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Even Linkedin is dunking on me. Could I be wrong. No, it must be the legendary powerful cabal of evil g*mers that must be doing this!

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It is though: chudg*mers not giving him money

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Not giving your money to multi-billion dollar megacorps is literal genocide chud, !g*mers are fascists for not paying for the latest MTX slop.

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This. So much this.

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>This. So much this.

:!#speechbubble:

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