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The g(r)ift that keeps on giving - Controversial GTA Trilogy Definitive Edition Remasters Get Big Update 3 Years After Release - RockstarINTEL :marseygangster: :marseyplace2:

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So they released update in same time it has taken Rockstar to create Vice City and San Andreas from scratch? There is something seriously wrong with modern game dev.

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The remasters weren't nearly as bad as people made them out to be, most of the graphical glitches were on switch (no sympathy for switchcels) or in San Andreas (goated when we were kids but doesn't hold up as well as VC did)

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but doesn't hold up as well as VC did

How so?

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Scalding hot take: the sheer number of features in SA really wowed me as a kid, but as an adult it feels bloated. Even the devs admitted they threw every mechanic they could think of into the game. Gang Attacks are clunky and shine an uncomfortable light on just how fussy and outdated the shooting system is (enemies have terrible aim but do absurd damage - let them get close to you and you will die in a second). The gang attacks are 10x as annoying as "Hey Cousin, let's go bowling!" Having to upkeep food and muscle and gang attacks and having to do lots of side-missions for every fricking thing is just tedious.

I also used cheats as a kid which meant skipping all the tedium of having to constantly go to the gunstore for weapons and constantly sit through the slow as heck Cluckin Bell menus to heal.

I'm also waaaaay too white to prefer the soundtrack in SA to VC.

Missions were charming and fun as they ever were and it did have a huge world you could immerse yourself into - but a lot of systems and mechanics clash with each other. It's not bad, just doesn't hold up as much as it was when we were teens.

VC is a lot more "lean" and has a very appealing aesthetic to mayoids like myself.

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>The gang attacks are 10x as annoying as "Hey Cousin, let's go bowling!"

:#hesrightyouknow:

>I'm also waaaaay too white to prefer the soundtrack in SA to VC.

!music !g*mers !soyteens what are your fav GTA VC and GTA SA stations?, mine are V Rock, Emotion, Flash FM, Radio Los Santos,, Bounce FM, and K-Dust! :marseyboomer:

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Really loved most of the radio stations in VC, when I replayed it in the remasters I went hours before hearing a repeat because I was listening to every station equally :marseyjamming:

The music list in 3 is actually really really short lol

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I always thought the chat stations were funny. The Steve Irwin-alike was a particular favorite:

I also thought the Kelsey Grammer guy was funny, mainly because I think this is what he's probably like IRL:

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Lmao i never realized he was a Grammar parody, but that fits too well

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He's one of those actors who really wants to be taken seriously but everyone only remembers him for one thing.

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>He's one of those actors who really wants to be taken seriously but everyone only remembers him for one thing.

https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/8d/d2/a5/8dd2a52e92c84ceef579d895836edda0.jpg !kino !genx

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Knight Rider and Baywatch

He probably saw Pamela Anderson's, Carmen Electra's, and Yasmine Bleeth's tits and maybe he touched them with his hands

!coomers !sex_havers

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Isn't that the guy from the !spongebob movie?


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey

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I don't even remember, I was like five when I played them. :marseybib:

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Flash FM is the greatest GTA radio station ever. They will never top it

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the strangest thing in SA was that you got this street cred and took over places etc, then you go to san francisco and you lose that mechanic ??

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>I'm also waaaaay too white to prefer the soundtrack in SA to VC.

The greatness of the SA soundtrack was that it had a little bit of everything. VC is just the same thing over and over.

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Good job bobby, here's a star

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Nah that shit was broken. There are a number of glitches that can make 100% completions impossible. It's not just issues with graphics.

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The only reason to play a PS2 game is if it is on the switch.


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