Source is a literally who site with like 10k xitter followers mostly just posted to KIA and according to its frontpage headlines mainly writing about "muh DEI", so I expected a bunch of chudslop drivel...nope. Turns out the article is rather neutral and based on actual facts. A quick google search revealed that, yes Ubisoft is actually in trouble. They're even worth less than fricking Paradox Interactive I couldn't tell because I haven't given a frick about Ubishit in years.
Here's hoping those fricking WSB r-slurs don't end up saving this shithole of a company like they saved Gamestop.
They have delivered only bombs. Rest of their games are having hard time in development.
Star war game they made. Nobody cared. development, licensing, and marketing is between $200 and $300 million.
Skull & Bones cost between $650 to $850 million over its 10 years of production
They have been burning money to make games nobody asked for. Their owner is idiot who want to be in charge. Multiple times companies have lined behind their door to buy them out. But it always end when owner wants to stay in charge
At this point even the former Gen Z children Ubisoft used to sell their garbage to, have seeming grown up to the point that they recognize Ubisoft games as total goyslop. Gen Alpha meanwhile is totally addicted to whatever free-to-play garbage is currently trending on TikTok.
>Star war game they made. Nobody cared. development, licensing, and marketing is between $200 and $300 million.
Literally had to google this one, which certainly isn't good if you spent $300 million on it and that I'm semi active on gaming forums.
>Skull & Bones cost between $650 to $850 million over its 10 years of production
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Skull and Bones also fleeced a lot of up and coming countries looking to park investment money so Ubisoft basically burned the Muzzie Money Bridge too.
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For me it's funny because the solution is so simple and yet so radical they would rather see company go broke and cease to exist rather than do it - literally just remove Yasuke or make him actual Asian dude.
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Source is a literally who site with like 10k xitter followers mostly just posted to KIA and according to its frontpage headlines mainly writing about "muh DEI", so I expected a bunch of chudslop drivel...nope. Turns out the article is rather neutral and based on actual facts. A quick google search revealed that, yes Ubisoft is actually in trouble. They're even worth less than fricking Paradox Interactive
I couldn't tell because I haven't given a frick about Ubishit in years.
Here's hoping those fricking WSB r-slurs don't end up saving this shithole of a company like they saved Gamestop.
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They have delivered only bombs. Rest of their games are having hard time in development.
Star war game they made. Nobody cared. development, licensing, and marketing is between $200 and $300 million.
Skull & Bones cost between $650 to $850 million over its 10 years of production
They have been burning money to make games nobody asked for. Their owner is idiot who want to be in charge. Multiple times companies have lined behind their door to buy them out. But it always end when owner wants to stay in charge
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At this point even the former Gen Z children Ubisoft used to sell their garbage to, have seeming grown up to the point that they recognize Ubisoft games as total goyslop. Gen Alpha meanwhile is totally addicted to whatever free-to-play garbage is currently trending on TikTok.
Literally had to google this one, which certainly isn't good if you spent $300 million on it and that I'm semi active on gaming forums.
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For me it's funny because the solution is so simple and yet so radical they would rather see company go broke and cease to exist rather than do it - literally just remove Yasuke or make him actual Asian dude.
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That racist. Imagine drama if they actually did that now
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The first thing that one notices about the radcent is that he has a prodigious, monstrous peepee. It vibrates at a low frequency, about 20 Hz, like the faraway thrum of an HVAC system in an empty office building. You see the radcent's piercing eyes as he calmly scans the situation, analyzing the presence of wingcucks and determining the best way to neutralize them with subtle judo. He laughs a hearty laugh as he sees the wingcucks blame their sexual failures on the patriarchy, or on the woke march through the institutions. He has no such problems, because women flock to the radcent's calm moderation combined with his exciting drive to demolish the entire structure of wingcuckery. "Oh Mr. Radcent", they scream, as he delights them slowly yet firmly with intellectually sound yet adventurous analyses of the modern power structure. But he cannot spend all of his time on women. He has a country to save from the wingcuck menace. He gets up from the bed, gently wrapping the blanket around her as she looks at him with eyes full of passion. He walks outside. A soft desert wind is stirring, moving down from the far-off mountains that lay resplendent under the direct sun of mid-day. He is ready.
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