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The thing is Ubisoft has over 18000 employees. Like they have more employees than Rockstar and Nintendo combined.

Ok. Why? What demands so many people there? It's an insane number, and their website actually says 19k. What are those people doing? Is this because they are French and work with 25% efficiency of a normal human being?

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Is this because they are French and work with 25% efficiency of a normal human being?

It's unironically this. They can't fire anyone in their core studios.

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its because they are British and they aren't cool to do business with anymore in 2025, so they shutdown the UK office

Ubisofts biggest office is in Montreal and another huge on in Toronto

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:#marseyrake:

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I just found out that CNN has 3000 employees. :marseywtf2: If they were 24 hour news channel I would get it, but now they just tape about 6 hours of opinion and loop it all day. How hard can it be to tape 5 people sitting at a table?

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I was about to say they don't release that many games, AC games or FC take years and non-flagship ones come sporadically. But then I looked at what they released last year and the list is endless.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738018482RC1Hqj5zaoVeRg.webp

What are those games?

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Mobile games it would seem.

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Gotta have 5000 indians working on individual hair folicles of the bisexual female protagonist's chin duh

But for real i can't explain it either unless they had many people for stuff like.. translating voice acting to 50 different languages. Ok i checked one result. Butt creed origins had 8 voice acted languages and about 15+ subtitled. So if we consider 10 voice actors per language, that's 80 voice actors per game.. :marseysquint:

Yeah that's nowhere near enough to reach 20k. Maybe they have a bunch of white women in HR?

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What demands so many people there?

I'm pretty sure French government is financing Ubisoft in one way or another and you know what they say about government efficiency.

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AAA games all have a ton of work outsourced. Ubisoft does it all internally so they have a bunch of studios that exist purely to do grunt work for the real studios.

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IT'S CALLED DEI AND IT'S A GOOD THING, BIGOT.

:#soyreddit:

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Founded in 2002 as FreeStyleGames by a group of former Rare and Codemasters veterans, Ubisoft Leamington had most recently worked as a support studio on the Tom Clancy's The Division series, and also assisted development on games such as Star Wars Outlaws, Skull and Bones and Far Cry 5.

lmao

fc5 was cool though


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Finally, the direct link between dk64 being a disaster (why ninty dropped rare) leading to annoying dev companies leading to g*mergate leading to trump being elected.

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What's that? :marseysad:

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It was? :marseyconfused:

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yeah i really liked how the ending is the world ends in nuclear holocaust


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Aw man, Freestyle games was actually a talented team. Of course Ubisoft proceeds to use them for nothing that they're good at and sideline them as a support studio.

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>They'll never make the 500th AssBrapin Sneed game

:marseyitsoverwereback:

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I don't even know what Ubisoft is, but this is bad for g*mers so I celebrate it.

Edit: :marseyravegenocide: :marseyravegenocide::marseyravegenocide::marseyravegenocide::marseyravegenocide::marseyravegenocide::marseyravegenocide::marseyravegenocide::marseyravegenocide::marseyravegenocide::marseyravegenocide::marseyravegenocide::marseyravegenocide::marseyravegenocide::marseyravegenocide::marseyravegenocide:

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this is bad for g*mers

The opposite really.

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:#marseyicecream:

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What's wrong? :marseyconfused:

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Good for actual g*mers, bad for FIFA players :marseysmug2:

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FIFA is released by EA. And their days have been bad since around 2012, buying the same game every year.

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This is the opposite of bad for g*mers.

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But you're a g*mer? :marseyconfused:

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you know who isn't laying people off? Mihoyo

!gacha !2dgooners !g*mers

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Not yet. They didn't anticipate that having three simultaneous gachas would start to divide their playerbase instead of growing it further. They're not even top of the gacha pool anymore; Pokemon Trading Card Game: The Game is raping them and everyone else in revenue.

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>Pokemon Trading Card Game

I used to play this as a kid

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the pokemon game is really bad and only temporary blowing up because pokemon, if you think pokemon being on top for a bit with a new release is a surprise you don't get exactly how huge pikachu is.

I don't think any game is upset or shocked by being showed up by a pokemon entry

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BURNICE BURNICE BURNICE BURNICE

COAL COAL

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So Warm. :!marseyburn:

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ubisoft bad amirite fellow chuds :alienfinger:

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:marseyagree:

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I know g*mers are jerking themselves raw over this, but shutting down a studio where the average person needs to look at wikipedia to find out what games they made is probably just a good business decision

let me know when they shut down one I've heard of

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This is like sensing blood for us. If it can bleed, it can be killed :marseybackstab:

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They didnt even make games they were a support studio lol

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Is Ubisoft French? :marseyconfused:

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:#marseyagreefast: Ubisoft is the Nepotismmaxxed family business of the Guillemot family, led mainly by the five Guillemot siblings, who are known for defending and hiding the crimes of the male feminists empowering BIPOC women in their workplace.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yves_Guillemot !nooticers !g*mers

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You are Taiwanese.

Your very history is defined by cowardice, failure and retreat.

You are literally scuffed "Chinese", though you even manage to run away from that identity as well.

People have to be reminded constantly that you even exist. Is it because of CCP censorship and influence? No -- it's because you're pathetic losers, and when China inevitably captures your pathetic little strip of land, absolutely no one will care or even notice. You are 23 million "literal whos". You are Island Chinks, and nothing more.

I would answer your question, but by the time this communique will arrive at your personal computer you'll probably be in gulags. I already forgot what country your geoflag is halfway through this post, but I'm fairly certain it'll be "China" by the time I finished checking.

Snapshots:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/1ibbs1y/ubisoft_announces_studio_closure_as_it_lays_off/:

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