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Civilization 7 reviews are here

https://www.metacritic.com/game/sid-meiers-civilization-vii/

Guardian gave it 100/100 we can throw that review in garbage can

Author of the review made a whole big butt article where he bitching about cutscene

https://www.theguardian.com/games/article/2024/jul/23/press-x-to-skip-its-time-we-retired-the-video-game-cutscene

Any one who played video games know a cutscene is better than an in-game cute scene where you can control your character because those are unskippable.

Mote bs reviewers and here it comes

https://n4g.com/news/2652490/civilization-7-review-ign#comments

IGN 7/10 basically the lowest score they could give

https://www.eurog*mer.net/civilization-7-review

Eurogaymers 4/10

So the game ain't that good.

Game probably will be in decent state after like 5 years and 100 paid dlc's

Sad but I guess only monster hunter and yakuza pirates for me in February and then in March butt shadow, atelier yumia, dead or alive prism

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I was looking forward to it too :marseysad:

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It's always like this, five and six were launched with half the features they had by the end

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yeah I remember. It's why I seethe whenever zoomers tell me civ 5 is the best and 6 sucks.

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Civ 5 is the best. Civ 6 does suck. :marseyindignant:

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"oh look at my r-slurred butt i settled 4 cities and turtled"

Keep yourself safe

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"You have to go wide and not tall, or it isn't civ!!!!"

:soyjaktantrumfasttalking#:

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Back in my day being "tall" meant you were going to be plundered for your wonders eventually. Expand or die.

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:marseyagreesuperspeed: Then I wonder spam and rush research labs and bulb scientists for a sub turn 200 science victory.

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isn't it boring to always play the same way bb?

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To be fair, I've played like maybe 10 games total in Civ 5 :marseyshy4:

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CivV introduced the nonsensical notion that going "tall" should be an equally viable strategy in a 4X game :marseydisgust: The game hardcoding handouts to you for failing to grow your empire is asinine

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Is Civ V actually a 2X since the expand and exterminate options are completely superfluous and suboptimal :marseythonk:

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They stopped being nearly as punishing for expanding in Civ 6. You run into issues with insufficient amenities but you can actually work through that, compared to civ 5 where having your happiness drop below 0 was basically a death sentence.

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I like 5, but 4 is objectively better. 6 does suck though.

I just refuse to play 6 because they went from Based King Sejong in 5 to Literally The Worst Foid in Korean History Who Fricked Up Her Kingdom So Hard It Took a Literal Genius 60 Years to Fix and then another Literal Genius Another 20 Years to Regain Land The Worst Foid Lost in 6.

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yeah leaders sucked in 6 and that got worse in 7

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dang you got me, I've only played 5 lol

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5 was only needed 2 DLCs to reach full operational power.

6 is .....real Rowling Goblin Power Hour.

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my heart is telling me :marseyagreefast:

people should wait two years and buy the super extra deluxe platinum edition during the winter sale for $24.99

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They want 80 euros for this shit, was a hard pass for me

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