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It has come to my attention that Red Dead 2 has a 2 HOUR LONG UNSKIPPABLE INTRO

What the frick was rockstar smoking? 30 minutes in and I'm ready to uninstall it entirely. I pirated this and still feel ripped off. I've downloaded a save from the real start of the game in the hopes of actual game play, but at this point I don't think the game can recover from this.

And god knows GTA 6 is going to be the exact same sort of clusterfrick

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I was going to make fun of you for just now discovering that this game is a fricking death march, but then I realized no one really talks about that anymore. Probably because all of the good stuff is on YouTube, makes it look far more fun than it is.

If you survive the two-hour intro, I certainly hope you enjoy entirely on-rails missions that inevitably devolve into shootouts against absurd numbers of enemies, combined with the worst menu system ever devised for a AAA game.

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Literally all I wanted to do was play poker and get in shootouts with the cops like I did in Red Dead 1

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Would endless, drawn out conversations and getting winded after sprinting 20 feet work instead?

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Has rockstar even put out a good game since Bully?

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I've been playing the superior horse game (Metal Gear Solid 5). Only the best in moviegames for me :marseyindignant:

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Metal Gear Solid 5 fricks. I did a whole playthrough of 1-4 last year for my friends so they could experience it. I enjoyed all of them for their narratives, but MGSV's gameplay is :marseychefkiss:. I still hate them replacing Hayter with Kiefer Sutherland, only to make him say next to nothing.

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I remember finding the option to have your horse take a shit, and for some reason I thought, why not have it shit on the road where the target is driving though.

My face when it actually worked when the jeep spun out. The amount of options and attention to detail in that game is ridiculously good.

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Dubkey talked a lot about how that game let's you get very creative cuz they let you have total flexibility

Best feature in any game

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The horse was so OP as cover since you could hang off one side and keep galloping along without being spotted.

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I played up to the point where I had to change my horses clothes and couldn't figure it out and didn't think it would be worth it. My brother calls it cowboy chores.

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don't really have that much hope for gta 6

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I stand with Israel, so long as they surrender @H ahahaha

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Yeah bro you got bamboozled. Get God of War Ragnarok. That game has no boring parts like that. It's straight action the entire time. There's this one part where you team up with this Viking girl, agroboda. It might be the most intense 2 hour segment I've ever experienced. You have my word.


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Will do

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I did not know this about RDR2 at all. I've only seen youtube clips and it seems fun.

Is it literally 2 hours and are their mods to skip the intro?

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Is it literally 2 hours and are their mods to skip the intro?

At least 2 hours and you can download a save file to skip to chapter 2 (unless you have a cracked copy of the game then using a save from someone else triggers the drm)

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I had gay s*x with a talking squid in Baldur's Gate 3 after bottoming for a bear in the woods

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Oh my god after this I take back everything I said about BG3. Make me watch 1000 dice rolls, make me listen to the same lines barked 1000 times as I try to figure out the buy/sell system (never did btw). It blows RD2 out of the water

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The buy-sell system is you have Astarion steal and savescum.

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BG3 is savescum

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saves c*m

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Kindly stop blog posting about this mid walking simulator

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Alright but only because I uninstalled it

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I didn't like it the first time I played it, liked it less after did a 100% playthrough last year.

RDR2 fricking sucks compared to the first one.

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Grand Theft Horse

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Yea I didn't make it through. And I lost respect for people who did.

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And trying to use a save from someone else makes the crack fail, frick this I'm uninstalling

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