KIA has been collectively losing their mind over Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 for some time now. Their hate boner for it makes them believe basically anything you say about it and they are constantly looking for new things to be mad about. First it turned out that in the capital city there was A BLACK GUY as a foreign envoy, clear evidence of woke tampering since we all know black people were invented in San Francisco in 1998
Not only that, but you can choose to frick a MAN in this game, something our beloved anti-woke games from the past such as the mass effect series would NEVER have permitted.
Then they all decided that actually the game was child porn because the guy who's obviously in his 20s that you frick is loosely based on a real historical person with a different name who historians don't know when he was born, but one proposed year of his birth if you take it as true and apply it to the year of the game would mean that he is 15! Vavra is a libertarian!
The latest news is that it turns out the one black guy actually CUCKS you and fricks your wife and forces her to have a black baby and you're forced to raise it! The fact this is obviously not true is no barrier to KIA posters believing it and furiously downmarseying anyone who points out how obviously untrue that is
It's worth pointing out that back during the Hogwarts Legacy drama much of this was familiar. People were desperate to find something to complain about and for example said that this was an antisemitic reference because it looks like some ancient Jewish wind instrument that looks nothing like it
At the time KIA was gloating about how stupid the SJWs were for getting up in arms over nothing and making up things to be mad about. How the turn worms...
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They have been in a constant state of
ever since release. Hopefully I get time to play KCD1 this weekend
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Keep in mind the first game was one of those, "the devs are on to something here, this game could be a masterpiece with some polish and a little bit more money". The second one is the culmination of that. And the second one's combat is way more forgiving especially at the early part of the game. I will say if you don't like the first one, you won't like the second one though.
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The second game is much more polished for sure, but I miss the jank and hard combat. KCD1 is a 10/10 imo KCD2 is like a 9/10
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KCD1 is the only game in the last 12 years to cause me to have a soy moment and it was when I defeated 3 full armored bandits at once that jumped me (that's usually a death sentence).
It's very very good, you will like it. I'll probably do a replay while waiting for KCD2 to go on sale
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I haven't played it by my chudbro friend has been obsessed with it. He highly recommends it. Have fun king.
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How long has he been gay? Sorry to hear.
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I gotta tell you might wanna check out mods which help with optimization of settings
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any suggestions? I see only few mention on reddit threads
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I'll try find my old mod list
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settling on these for now but gimme yours, also does it disable achiemvents?
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Do ya have these
@realKongDick
https://www.nexusmods.com/kingdomcomedeliverance/mods/133
https://www.nexusmods.com/kingdomcomedeliverance/mods/27
https://www.nexusmods.com/kingdomcomedeliverance/mods/482
https://www.nexusmods.com/kingdomcomedeliverance/mods/387
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Exactly like Kiwifarmers, they cannot comprehend that something may contain questionable and cringe elements, but not be the second coming of Dustborn.
The game has been out and except the Kang and homosex nothing new came up, it really looks like it's just two things (and maybe the Pogrom part) that are questionably implemented.
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I haven't said that, haven't I? I just mentioned that some people really want things to be holistically politically pozzed when that's not the case.
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If you won't say that I will
it only has a little woke, so it's a-ok
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Very brave.
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Is woke not defined by a lack of moderation/being extreme
So "a little woke" is an oxymoron !dramatards
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Pretty sure the opposite.
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I've always known it to be an all consuming extreme like cancer is an extreme form of reproduction
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It's an extreme but the extremely tame of watering down everything to ensure complete inoffensiveness that requires gaslamping and revisionism and euphemism treadmills. Its like a vacuum when the air gets decompressed out. It sucks out all the oxygen in the room plus the fun and joy because everyone is more worried about making sure every box is checked and not stepping on fragile eggshells.
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What is woke about it then? I've only ever heard the claim and no substantiation whatsoever. Is it the fact that apparently there is a gay character?
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Yes, gay characters in medieval times are historically inaccurate as gay s*x was only invented during the degenerate 1920s.
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Nigs that lecture you about muzzies beung better, gay s*x with your friend from the first game, rescuing jews from a progrom. It's basically Concord 2
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The jew stuff is also pretty ham-fisted.
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Wokes hate jews and think they should be exterminated like roaches so I really don't think you can put the jew-simping stuff on them
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Chuds think wokies are working with the remnants of the soviet union Jewish subversives to undermine capitalism because they saw that one YouTube video of Yuri Bezmenov but they also claim that wokies are the real anti semites or something.
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I don't know. I know it takes away from the game because its annoying. I was told the game's director was Jewish but idk the influence.
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"This milkshake only has two or three little turds in it, why don't you want to drink it?"
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We get it: if there's a choice to have s*x with a man in a game you won't be able to resist picking it
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I'm sorry bud, but you might be a homo
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How about just not having the button? I prefer straight games
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Games are only straight if you make them gay, and if you can't prevent yourself from doing that; well...
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Not having gay shit in the game is straight. Having gay shit in the game is gay
Jewish lives matter
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Buddy it sounds like any game you play is gay by virtue of you playing it
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It's vidya
We either eat the turds or starve
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This neighbor eatin turds
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Show us your Steam wishlist then BIPOC
I'm sure it's all 10/10 perfect hetero games
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If you want to play strag games that's your choice, ofc avoiding them all is hard since the industry is captured by strags. But own it, don't try to pretend it's not a strag game.
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Show us, cute twink
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The straggiest game I have ever played or plan on playing is probably Celeste. I can cope about the trans flag just being in an end screen but all the dialogue is just overall pretty womanly, plus there's a probably gay BIPOC character. The gameplay is great enough to outweigh all that for me, as long as I skip all the dialogue.
But I'm not gonna cope by trying to say it's not a straggy game like fakechuds are doing with KCD2
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You're dunking on the guy for asking why people don't wanna drink a mikshake with only two or three turds and you're here saying you wanna drink the whole shitshake with extra e. coli
Gtfo
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It's about ethics and honesty in turd chugging
And in this case the gameplay isn't good enough to justify chugging the turds, whether you lie about the turds or not
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Celeste is just Super Meat Boy for kitties
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the Kang sounds cool if there is no NTR involved
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Must be a day that ends in Y
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The KF thread for this has been hysterical. Hundreds of pages of breathless mask off screaming about BIPOCcute twinks and cute twinkBIPOCs, not to mention
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
Gosh you'd think fans of this game are exactly what the Reseteras of the world always accused them of being.
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KIA feels like it's eternally stuck in 2015. Who gives a shit anymore, all new media sucks and is creatively dead, just let it all rot
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The game isn't really that woke it's just boring. All the woke stuff seems like it was added to distract from it being a bad game.
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I gave this game a real shot and its honestly so fricking boring. I was hoping for a more fleshed out Mount and Blade but its just fricking walking simulator. Nothing happens. There are no side quests like "go kill some bandits". You can't save on demand (wtf???) and the prologue takes 2-3 hours. The voice acting is awful.
The game technically looks good and the combat seems fine (though really clunky imho) but holy shit, its fricking boring . Walk into a room and suddenly every npc wants to arrest you. Pick some berries and need a cutscene of you kneeling. Fricking eat wrong berry and wait 10 minutes as your health dwindles to 0 and then you lose 45 min of progress because you couldnt drink your save game button.
I'm sure reddit cucks love this game and I'm like its target demo but HOLY FRICK, its judt BORING. Real r-slurs will ve like: "thats the point".
No, the point of a video game is to NOT be bored out of your kind, wctually. Stupid fricking game
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Life back then was boring so it's historically accurate
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The first game wasn't boring and had some awesome side quest there was one that you get super drunk with a priest and cause some havok I can't remember exactly but I remembered it being super fun.
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Na this one is super immersive and open ended. One side quest has you go on a bender with a bunch of cuman soldiers and party with them. And then you set off with the camp leader to get more booze. I realized half way there that I hated cumans, and since we were alone, I could assassinate this dude. Then I went back to camp completely lit, barely able to stand, and killed the rest of them. I was supposed to just send them on their way to complete the quest, and I was already two-thirds of the way there, but the game gave me an opening I couldn't turn down. I then spent the next ten minutes trying to safely get back to town to save, wounded and piss drunk. The game is full of cool shit like this.
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Cool, it's on my wishlist but there's games now for PC I don't know when I'll ever get to it.......
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Not giving me control over my saves is a dealbreaker and in-game save items are even worse, it breaks any suspension of disbelief.
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It can be a pain in the butt when you first start, have no money for save potions or gear, and get killed by some bandits after ten minutes of walking.
But it really does add weight to the choices. Quicksaves can be game breaking when you can throw caution to the wind and not suffer any consequences. I've had to pull myself back a couple times because "it's not worth the risk". Most other games struggle to find that balance.
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I don't want to be penalized for goofy experimentation and I don't want to be forced to play to a checkpoint or save opportunity if I'm ready to quit for the night.
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Also, just buy the save drinks. They're like $25, poor.
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I used the save mod and I don't think I got far enough into the game to buy save drinks anyway, I quit right before they take your sword because I liked that sword.
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That whole extended cinematic intro is an awful fit for the game's actual audience, you're supposed to just follow darn the map marker all the way to Rattay, but there are all these lil' dead end autismo triggers - locked door above the shop, fancy chest inside, the guard gets up to yap with the maid⦠but no lockpicks yet. You get a hidden perk for collecting nettles, but no alchemy bench or even a place to stash 'em. You remember you still have spare bandages during the Cuman horsey chase, invisible walls and the bleeding's scripted anyway. Vurry frustrating.
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At the start of the game I bought a bunch of ingredients on the cheap and spent 15 minutes crafting like 25 save potions, I still haven't run out 40 hours in.
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There's no way in heck you're getting me to go back to that alchemy bench. There's only so much realistic autism I can take.
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The smithing is so much worse, at least the alchemy is kinda fun
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There's a save and exit button so you don't have to do that. If you're out of Savior Schnapps you can even exploit it by saving and exiting, then relaunching the game. I did this during one sequence where you get all your gear taken and have to stealth around because I'm too impatient for stealth gameplay and too r-slurred to learn from my mistakes and modify my approach.
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I think there's a "save and quit" option in the menu. I honestly wish I could turn it off or didn't know about it. If that doesn't work, there's also a mod for that.
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It's historically accurate that you had to brew potions in order to save during the early modern era
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While I agree in spirit, it's also pretty much the only openworldslopgame where I didn't quickload after breaking a lockpick.
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It's historically accurate that real men never made mistakes back then.
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lmao filtered
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Lmao you've been socially conditioned to not enjoy things.
Keep up the good fight, social warrior!
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I liked planescape torment and that's more buggy and messy than this game. Again first game is fun, this one just meanders unfortunately.
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It's the exact same feel as the first game, I don't think you played far enough and don't remember how the first 5 hours of KCD1 felt. I got frustrated at the start too with all the sprinting through the forest I had to do, but it feels much better once you get your horse back.
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sure, but that's the same as the first part, and they slopped that up like crazy because it was bVsed and trVd. when will horseshoe theory finally be accepted as horseshoe law?
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I'm like 10 hours in at this point. It's a fine game and definitely geared towards medieval enthusiasts. The save system is fricked for sure and the combat is hard to get used to. The only bit I found odd is the two hour section of the tutorial where the game makes you eat c*m off the bathhouse floor on all fours while African womenfolk chant and scream that you're a worthless mayo monkey. Other than that, I like the way the skills level with your character and the scenery always looks nice.
7/10 so far
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In the first 20min of first game it bothered me when the invaders are comingsome lady yells "Jesus christ!" angrily. Using the lords name in vain in the middle ages
. 1/10
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The reason that is a rule is obviously because people did it lol
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Now what, you're gonna tell me those African American gentlemen who offered to clean my home for free are going to break the 7th commandment? Heh, unlikely
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The threads on chudrama were no better
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Lmao don't forget that Carp tried to say that it was woke because they included a few Jews and Gypsies in medieval Bohemia
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Prominent jews and homosexuals and gypsies without any commentary on it from everyone and an anti-jewish pogrom that straight up never happened
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Ooo we got a badass historian over here
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Does goodness only come from God?
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Yes.
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:)
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Lol this is what happens when you get all your non-NMS gaming news from chudrama. You sound just like the trains who got triggered by Hogwarts legacy, getting all your information third-hand from people that were pissed at the game months before it came out.
I am 40 hours in and have not met any prominent Gypsies. There's a gypsy camp that every literally every other NPC in the area mistrusts and wants out of there, they got into a blood feud with a nearby village that resulted in a gypsy being killed and having his corpse mutilated. Their leader tells you that the only reason they haven't been killed and driven off yet is because they have a letter of safe conduct from the king, one of the quests is about recovering it for them after it is stolen. The Gypsies are also the best place to fence stolen goods and the only people you can sell stolen horses to.
I've only just started the Jews questline but I haven't met any super prominent Jews, sure ones that are important in the Jewish community but there's not Jewish noblemen or anything. As for the pogrom, the game isn't trying to be a perfect retelling of the actual history, it uses the history as a backdrop for the world and the story but first and foremost it's a video game that tries to have engaging quests. There was a pogrom in Prague in 1389 (only like 15 years before the game) where 2/3s of the Jewish population was killed so it's not like they're inventing that Jews were persecuted in the area and time period, they just wanted to include a pogrom because that's an interesting and realistic event to have when you're including Jews in your medieval game. They also invented a castle whose inhabitants were all slaughtered depending on your choice in the main story, is that also woke because it straight up never happened or only when it happens to a minority?
As for the gay shit I wouldn't know because I'm not gay so I didn't pick the romantic option when I got the choice in dialogue like 20 hours in. Both before and after that there was zero gay interactions or sexual tension between Henry and Hans, my Henry is straight as heck and has been slanging peepee all across Bohemia. But based on the quality of the writing in this game I'm sure that you and Hans are not open homosexuals prancing around and sucking each other off in public and it's handled pretty well. I don't think being gay really needed to be an option at all but it's also r-slurred to act like there weren't any fruity noblemen back then who were fricking their pages behind closed doors.
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How did I not realize this? I've been trying to launder my stolen dice through the miller this whole time. Good looks bro π
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Seek help.
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You clearly havent played it lol, the gypsies are shat on by everyone in game. Why would you expect 2 gay neighbors to stop fricking and say "at this point in history this was frowned upon even if it wasn't that uncommon." Like robots.
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Yeah I said I haven't played it and have no intention of playing it because the first one was shit, I don't care if there's a scene where you get your peepee cut off and change your pronouns and start doing drag queen story hours, the game inevitably sucks because the first one sucked and no matter how many words people write at me about it
I am never going to play it or care about it.
!metashit someone summarize this for me
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He said the gypsies are historically accurate criminals and the pogroms are historically accurate as well. Also his character has not sucked on any peepees yet because he's roleplaying as a straggot.
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Hey, bananaface put a lot of effort into that
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