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KIA so desperate to hate Kingdom C*m Wokeliverance 2 that they are believing obviously fictional 4chan posts

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KIA has been collectively losing their mind over Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 for some time now. Their hate boner for it makes them believe basically anything you say about it and they are constantly looking for new things to be mad about. First it turned out that in the capital city there was A BLACK GUY as a foreign envoy, clear evidence of woke tampering since we all know black people were invented in San Francisco in 1998

Not only that, but you can choose to frick a MAN in this game, something our beloved anti-woke games from the past such as the mass effect series would NEVER have permitted.

Then they all decided that actually the game was child porn because the guy who's obviously in his 20s that you frick is loosely based on a real historical person with a different name who historians don't know when he was born, but one proposed year of his birth if you take it as true and apply it to the year of the game would mean that he is 15! Vavra is a libertarian!

The latest news is that it turns out the one black guy actually CUCKS you and fricks your wife and forces her to have a black baby and you're forced to raise it! The fact this is obviously not true is no barrier to KIA posters believing it and furiously downmarseying anyone who points out how obviously untrue that is

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It's worth pointing out that back during the Hogwarts Legacy drama much of this was familiar. People were desperate to find something to complain about and for example said that this was an antisemitic reference because it looks like some ancient Jewish wind instrument that looks nothing like it

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At the time KIA was gloating about how stupid the SJWs were for getting up in arms over nothing and making up things to be mad about. How the turn worms...

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The game isn't really that woke it's just boring. All the woke stuff seems like it was added to distract from it being a bad game.

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Lmao you've been socially conditioned to not enjoy things.

Keep up the good fight, social warrior!

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I liked planescape torment and that's more buggy and messy than this game. Again first game is fun, this one just meanders unfortunately.

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It's the exact same feel as the first game, I don't think you played far enough and don't remember how the first 5 hours of KCD1 felt. I got frustrated at the start too with all the sprinting through the forest I had to do, but it feels much better once you get your horse back.

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:#marseycopetalking:

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I gave this game a real shot and its honestly so fricking boring. I was hoping for a more fleshed out Mount and Blade but its just fricking walking simulator. Nothing happens. There are no side quests like "go kill some bandits". You can't save on demand (wtf???) and the prologue takes 2-3 hours. The voice acting is awful.

The game technically looks good and the combat seems fine (though really clunky imho) but holy shit, its fricking boring . Walk into a room and suddenly every npc wants to arrest you. Pick some berries and need a cutscene of you kneeling. Fricking eat wrong berry and wait 10 minutes as your health dwindles to 0 and then you lose 45 min of progress because you couldnt drink your save game button.

I'm sure reddit cucks love this game and I'm like its target demo but HOLY FRICK, its judt BORING. Real r-slurs will ve like: "thats the point". :marseysoylentgrin:

No, the point of a video game is to NOT be bored out of your kind, wctually. Stupid fricking game

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Life back then was boring so it's historically accurate :marseyindignant:

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The first game wasn't boring and had some awesome side quest there was one that you get super drunk with a priest and cause some havok I can't remember exactly but I remembered it being super fun.


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Na this one is super immersive and open ended. One side quest has you go on a bender with a bunch of cuman soldiers and party with them. And then you set off with the camp leader to get more booze. I realized half way there that I hated cumans, and since we were alone, I could assassinate this dude. Then I went back to camp completely lit, barely able to stand, and killed the rest of them. I was supposed to just send them on their way to complete the quest, and I was already two-thirds of the way there, but the game gave me an opening I couldn't turn down. I then spent the next ten minutes trying to safely get back to town to save, wounded and piss drunk. The game is full of cool shit like this.


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Cool, it's on my wishlist but there's games now for PC I don't know when I'll ever get to it.......


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>You can't save on demand

>you couldnt drink your save game

Not giving me control over my saves is a dealbreaker and in-game save items are even worse, it breaks any suspension of disbelief.

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It can be a pain in the butt when you first start, have no money for save potions or gear, and get killed by some bandits after ten minutes of walking.

But it really does add weight to the choices. Quicksaves can be game breaking when you can throw caution to the wind and not suffer any consequences. I've had to pull myself back a couple times because "it's not worth the risk". Most other games struggle to find that balance.


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I don't want to be penalized for goofy experimentation and I don't want to be forced to play to a checkpoint or save opportunity if I'm ready to quit for the night.

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Also, just buy the save drinks. They're like $25, poor.


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I used the save mod and I don't think I got far enough into the game to buy save drinks anyway, I quit right before they take your sword because I liked that sword.

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That whole extended cinematic intro is an awful fit for the game's actual audience, you're supposed to just follow darn the map marker all the way to Rattay, but there are all these lil' dead end autismo triggers - locked door above the shop, fancy chest inside, the guard gets up to yap with the maid… but no lockpicks yet. You get a hidden perk for collecting nettles, but no alchemy bench or even a place to stash 'em. You remember you still have spare bandages during the Cuman horsey chase, invisible walls and the bleeding's scripted anyway. Vurry frustrating.

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At the start of the game I bought a bunch of ingredients on the cheap and spent 15 minutes crafting like 25 save potions, I still haven't run out 40 hours in.

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There's no way in heck you're getting me to go back to that alchemy bench. There's only so much realistic autism I can take.


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The smithing is so much worse, at least the alchemy is kinda fun

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I don't want to be forced to play to a checkpoint or save opportunity if I'm ready to quit for the night.

There's a save and exit button so you don't have to do that. If you're out of Savior Schnapps you can even exploit it by saving and exiting, then relaunching the game. I did this during one sequence where you get all your gear taken and have to stealth around because I'm too impatient for stealth gameplay and too r-slurred to learn from my mistakes and modify my approach.

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I think there's a "save and quit" option in the menu. I honestly wish I could turn it off or didn't know about it. If that doesn't work, there's also a mod for that.


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It's historically accurate that you had to brew potions in order to save during the early modern era :marseysmughips:

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While I agree in spirit, it's also pretty much the only openworldslopgame where I didn't quickload after breaking a lockpick.

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:marseyindignant: I'm roleplaying as a guy who never makes mistakes or fails at anything, stop ruining my immersion.

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It's historically accurate that real men never made mistakes back then.

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lmao filtered

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sure, but that's the same as the first part, and they slopped that up like crazy because it was bVsed and trVd. when will horseshoe theory finally be accepted as horseshoe law? :marseyhorseshoe:

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