Sorry Wincels, but Macbooks are the future of gaming according to this journo

>gaming with the boys as a Mac Chad

>"Hey, let’s play Gorbino’s Quest! Heard they added an awesome multiplayer, better than Quake!"

>"But, anon, that game is not supported on Macbooks, how are you going to play it with us?"

>smug_anime_smile.jpg

>"Watch and learn, wincucks!"

>crack my knuckles

>start furiously typing to install Wine on the terminal

>errors out the butt

>start sweating because of the pressure my Neanderthal windumb friends are putting me under

>start browsing eastern european pirating sites to search for the least suspicious game crack

>still manage to catch 5 separate shitcoin mining viruses

>game finally downloads

>it runs in 10 fps

>"Yep, it’s gaming time!"

>suck butt because of delay

>Macbook battery heats up due to the game requiring more resources than a Pages file

>Battery explodes, tearing the laptop apart

>Chinese aluminium shrapnel flies out everywhere, cutting and hitting me in various places

>I am left severely maimed and bleeding

>at least I am not a wincuck