Sorry Wincels, but Macbooks are the future of gaming according to this journo

>gaming with the boys as a Mac Chad

>"Hey, let’s play Gorbino’s Quest! Heard they added an awesome multiplayer, better than Quake!"

>"But, anon, that game is not supported on Macbooks, how are you going to play it with us?"

>smug_anime_smile.jpg

>"Watch and learn, wincucks!"

>crack my knuckles

>start furiously typing to install Wine on the terminal

>errors out the butt

>start sweating because of the pressure my Neanderthal windumb friends are putting me under

>start browsing eastern european pirating sites to search for the least suspicious game crack

>still manage to catch 5 separate shitcoin mining viruses

>game finally downloads

>it runs in 10 fps

>"Yep, it’s gaming time!"

>suck butt because of delay

>Macbook battery heats up due to the game requiring more resources than a Pages file

>Battery explodes, tearing the laptop apart

>Chinese aluminium shrapnel flies out everywhere, cutting and hitting me in various places

>I am left severely maimed and bleeding

>at least I am not a wincuck

Ever since Jobs went to Heck, Apple has no ideas or direction. Literally just Microsoft with a different coat of paint.

G*mers are turning to consoles because they are cheaper when pc parts get inflated so the solution is to buy macs which are some of the most overpriced machines on the market

Developers know Mac users actually pay for their software unlike slimy PC users.

>Macs are the future of gaming

>Doesn't support Vulkan

Least journo

I am thoroughly trouncing you. I've seen your mo and I spanked you at your own game. I found your flaw and exploited it quite nicely, my slaughtered braised goose.

Snapshots:

• archive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)

• ghostarchive.org (click to archive)