Blizzard Entertainment has become Disney for midwit men. Decades past their heyday, the machine is fueled with cultlike nostalgia, and seems capable of producing nothing of interest.

Look at these comments. Grown men profess nostalgia for a company that no longer exists. I began marking the back of an envelope each time that phrase was used. If there ever was a Blizzard that gave a darn, they're dead and gone. The cutscenes here are... lame. And derivative in the worst possible way. But there's no end of people asking for a live action film. I just don't get it. Blizzard fans remain enamored with a company that's frankly not super impressive given their reputation and funds.