It just hit me that there is not a single black character in game 
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“And I constantly remind her of our skin differences not because I’m racist, but because I’m progressive.”
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'So there is this game I really love, its a fantasy game with- oh wait, you wouldnt like it, it has no black people in it.'
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Why would you ever date someone outside your culture?
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Dude plays warhammer, is dating a qween, asking reddit for advice. That person has no culture whatsoever
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My culture is American bro. I can date whoever the frick I want.
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10 to 1 odds she's pulling the old golddigger routine on this total war playing turbo dork
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Why did Moses married an Ethiopian foid when he was a Jew who was only expected to marry fellow Israelites?
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Because it's not always easy being a coal burner
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Yo nigguh jus cus he white dont mean he aint from da hood
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God I hate whitoids.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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I was confused at first because I thought Total War was about the Crusades, Japan, etc. Actual wars and not fantasy garbage.
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Yeah it was until 2014, then they decided to shit everything up with MOBA heroes
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Frick you Warhammer total war is sweet as heck
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Curious how they added jews (skaven) but not blacks...
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There are also no Tyranids because WH Fantasy is racist against Turks
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Turks are represented by Kurgans, they’re 10 feet tall gigachad who eat people
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That's Americans
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Reasonable assumption, but they’re not fat
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Puzzling
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Skaven are actually Romans.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Empire
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Meanwhile Slavs are all 7 ft tall gigachads
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Kislevites or Norscans?
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Kislevites. The models are fricking huge, a Kislevite Kossars is about the same height as a bloodletter of khorne lol and taller than norscans
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WHAT THE FRICK DO YOU CALL THE FRICKING PEOPLE WHO CROSSED THE ALPS WITH ELEPHANTS THEN R-SLUR?!?!
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North Africans aka not black lol
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Carthagecels were in fact Phoenican, so they were not much different from modern Lebanoids.
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How black are you to gatekeep it?
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Phoenicians (Carthaginians) are literal
relatives
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The opression of Judea was just reparation for Cannae
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Way closer to them than they are to black
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Ni
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They were what we today call Arabs, Spanish, and French.
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Cute twinks. Keep yourself safe
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Hard to do in the current year. If you take a look at every faction, even the ones more based on a group of actual people than others, you’ll see that they’re terrible bastardizations of what those people were and generally aren’t very positive interpretations. Making a black faction that isn’t at least neutral good isn’t going to do anything but make people on twitter angry, and making them the good guys is only gonna alienate the people who actually buy models or games
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They already have two black factions though. Beastmen and savage orcs
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Isn’t this the nerdiest of all Mayo games anyway?
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Warhammer is autism squared. It's too neurodivergent for those spergs you'd see huddled around a little table in the comic book shop playing Dungeons & Dragons.
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Not even close compared to other rts (although, those are functionally Asian games)
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Because the Emperor of Mankind killed them all.
Then he made better blacks called Salamanders.
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WRONG WARHAMMER
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Wrong Warhammer, 40K actually has interesting aesthetics and mass appeal
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There is no other version of warhammer.
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AoS is my favorite version of Warhammer
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Delete this.
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Salamanders aren't black, Tallarn, Glavia, and Carthae are all planets with black people
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Which is precisely why I love TWW
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Frick my life.
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His gf can play this instead.
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WTF did they make her whiter in the newest video?
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Always the lightest skinned with few African features.
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Someone looks like a train at around the 1 minute mark.
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What is this guy talking about? You got orcs, ogres, trolls, even plague demons.
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Play the orcs for two minutes and you'll see who they're meant to portray
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They are literally just Norf FC and Souf FC but green.
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Can you be racist against fictional races?
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what is up my nurglas
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I haven’t been able to play a total war game since they made the pathetic Chinese pandering one and all the fantasy swordshit.
Medieval III when?
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Never, they're going to milk that Warhammer license forever
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"Prank," my butt. This was a legitimate attempt to rip off a bunch of Bronies by Sam Hyde and the other unfunny manbabies over at Million Dollar Extreme. there are screenshots of Hyde and his cronies gloating, with Hyde in particular planning to pay his rent and alimony. They thought they could rip off Bronies because no one would care or come to their aid. Claiming this was a "prank" and not a full-on scam that was found out and fell through is revisionist as frick.
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I'm more of a Malifaux fan myself but I wish they sold prepainted plastic models. It'd be nice to occasionally play a strategic wargame which doesn't require you to spend hundreds of hours (and thousands of dollars) obsessively painting your minis.
I already have enough nerdy interests to be considered a little strange: I don't need to turn it into a whole lifestyle
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