i've watched like 15 of this womans vids, and shes hot as frick https://milfnut.com/actor/bettie-bondage

its all 'virtual s*x' or jois, where you're the son, shes the mom. idk how old she is, late thirties i guess. but i love her style, shes a bit chubby, for my usual tastes, but she's supposed to be your mom.

she makes me crazy.

I noticed on days where I've had a lot of fiber, that my poop is rock hard and if I hold it in for a few days, I have a big log just chilling in my butt. It feels really good when the big poop log presses up against my prostate so I like to frick myself with it by pushing it out and sucking it back in (over the tub) and I've gotten so good at it that I can c*m hands-free.

Only problem is, that as I'm cumming and having epic poopygasms, my butt convulsions mush up the poop, which totally ruins my fibrous poop dildo. Should I just let the poop fall out of my butt and put it back in for later, or is there a way to not mush the poop or pinch my loaf????

Any tips and tricks would be much appreciated

The unironic reddit bardfinn Jannys can try as hard as they can but horse voices will never be silenced.

#horselivesmatter

#listentohorsevoices

#fightforhorseequality

!horsefrickers

Baldurs Gate 3 lets you fuck bears.

Yes, thats right.

Baldurs Gate 3 lets you fuck bears. pic.twitter.com/j6HJaRNl6e

— memeslich 💀 rpg meme bastard (@memeslich) July 7, 2023

I have a boner

sexy crying poll

You have been smacked by the CHRISTMAS PEEPEE MONSTER right in your face! THWACK There's just ONE rule. You can't peepee slap someone that has already peepee slapped you!! Try to peepee slap as many as possible before they peepee slap you. I have already smacked you in your face, so you can't peepee slap me. Good luck!

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Pass the Christmas Cockmonster to 10 of your tightest bros to give them big peepee and massive gains this 2023 and thank them for everything they've done !

Despite his smaller frame, Mitch loves to dominate Cam's pudgy butthole with his swollen ginger peepee. "Squeal like a pig!" is a phrase that Lily has spent years overcoming with her therapist, and to this day she cannot watch Deliverance or Pulp Fiction. His dominance in the courtroom translates directly to the bedroom, and he overrides all objections from the defense.

Cam's pent up sexual frustrations from the rural locker room are finally unleashed on Mitch's delicate anus. Finally taking on the roles of Quarterback with Mitch as his Center, Cam calls all the plays and never allows for a time-out. He drains the clock as he drains his balls deep inside Mitch.

Fizbo isn't all smiles. When he's not inflating balloons or squirting water from his lapel flower, he's inflating his peepee and blowing loads on Mitch's face. His predilections are not satisfied by the sensual or by kink. He's the master of ceremonies and Mitch's body is his three ring circus.

So much vocal fry! And yet, I still haven't closed the video.

>Strongest man in the UK

>Myostatin deficient

>Very likely to be roided

>White

>Still have small peepee

Is it over?

No - 3 votes

Yes - 5 votes

Jannies go crosspost this to /h/fatpeoplehate.

This is the twink btw https://twitter.com/tyler02020202/status/1720296300699427072

If it weren't for the I'd be jealous.

Wow he even has the shoulder tearing like me

Those hips...

I'd post one of myself if I had a bf to take the picture

Even if I put in the manly and masculine tags, the generated images look like they're catered to fujos. Any idea how do I make them masculine? I want me some young muscular jocks

As it says in the title. I've got a free night so planning to have a great big masturbation session and may as well stick a dildo up my bussy.

What are your routines when you're preparing to get anally penetrated? Are there any beginner mistakes I need to watch out for? Any sensations that could suggest I need to stop and rest?

With this being a solo activity, I can take things at my own pace but it would be nice to get really deep and fast if possible. I've got water-based lube which I've heard isn't the best for anal but I'll have to make do with it.

Thanks in advance and I'll let y'all know how it goes.

This is why I always tell y'all to not be moid pickmeishas

Ignore this post if you're a crusty old gay though