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Shit. I had too much wine and I'm buzzed. AMA.

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But in case no one asks me anything. My responses are sponsored by Pfizer.

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I really DO need to pull out that fancy Jap breakmaker my husband bought and produce a loaf, snappy.

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We should probably get some pink checks goin' for actual women. Enjoy their contributions.

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PoB (People of Banks) should get yellow checks for their insurmountable contribution to arts, media, politics, finance, etc.

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:platyheart:

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Sure, but what about cis women?

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There are only cis women

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Only cis women aren't real women.

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Based but false

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If cis :marseyno: women are women, why are they so uncute and invalid?

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Because so many of them are low value women

Low value women are minimally cute maximally invalid.

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Finally gonna start blocking people then

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Making some lovin' loaf?

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What decade has been your favorite so far?

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The 80's. No contest. I was overseas in Europe at an International School and everyone was full of optimism. You just got to enjoy life without everyone telling you that you needed to be pissed off about everything. A magical decade. Except for the gays. They got AIDS and died and that was very bad for them. But I'm a straight chick, so that decade was fantastic for me.

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Yep same for me. I enjoyed the 90s a lot but the 80s I'm way more nostalgic for.

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You kids. The 60's were a better time.

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Bullshit you unwashed hippy. In the 80's we had the joy, but also practiced hygiene. I love perfume.

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How the frick are all of you so old :marseyzoomer: :marseyzoomer:

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How the frick are all of you so young?

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Andrenochrome

:marseyparty:

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Parents really wanted an neurodivergent child.

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Patchouli is the root of them all, like it or not.

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Patchouli is only to cover the smell of your dank hippy weed.

Dolce and Gabbana red is my favorite scent... also...Lou Lou, by Cacharel.

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You can keep your domestic terrorists to your decade thanks.

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Really. The 60s was the decade the commies took over higher ed. You can keep that shit.

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Europe when Europe was still European? Wowzers.

Was it magical?

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Well, when we went there I had to go through anti terrorist training at the embassy. I still have the booklet. Then my dad got a house all out away from all the other houses and against the anti-terror training... so... I actually had nightmares a LOT about getting killed by terrorists. But then, my Dad explained that he had moved his guns in our move and I was to say NOTHING about it, but that we actually had weaponry at our home in the instance of some terror attack and after that I was much better knowing that we weren't absolute sitting duck kitties without firearms like the rest of the Europeans.

Europe was very nice. I was in my teens though. I DID appreciate the magic of living there...but also... I was a teen going through teen shit.

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Illegal gun possession in Europe? :marseygasp:

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Derplomatic immunity! Go ahead, prosecute him. Would you like the address of his grave?

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Yes :chadnordic:

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No doxxy no no.

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I knew I liked you.

90s was still amazing for me. I was an up and coming nerd and everyone was happy and making money. I also realized that marriage is not my thing. lmao


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp

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Got dat b-word on reddit going, "She's a known white nationalist who HATES black people and other races and gay people..."

And the truth is; She went to an International School and her diverse student body liked her so much they voted for her to give the commencement address. THEN, some families in the school gave an after party at a Chateau after graduation and only invited SOME students to it and she said: "I won't be there if the whole class is not welcome. I'll have a party at my house for the people who are not." And suddenly, the tradition of only inviting SOME of the graduates to the party after the graduation became a tradition to invite ALL of the students to the party.

I'm a badass b-word.

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You sound tight

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Not as tight as I used to be. I'm 51. But it's even better now. I'm a menopausal b-word who gives zero shits.

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How badly do you have to frick up to be posting here at 51. I plan to phase into becoming a tech illiterate when I grow older, then I can just ask the young kids to set shit up and sit back and watch them. Like the boomers do to me right now :marseyrage:

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I plan to phase into becoming a tech illiterate when I grow older

Different strokes for different folks. I wish you well.

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Used to be, little β€˜uns had to mow the lawn. Well, now grandpa has a riding mower with a beer holder, so why don’t you little shits troubleshoot the WiFi instead?

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Would you rather poop from your vagina or from your mouth?


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1707881499271494.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17101210991135056.webp

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From my vageen. Apparently that can happen if you get some weird tear. But definitely from my vageen.

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Gonna be a foid but what’s your favorite recipe? Also how many acres do you really live on and what’s your most special weapon?

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My favorite recipe is a gringo curry that I make. It has chicken, coconut milk, and other shit. All my gringos who hate curryfood love it because it's not too spicy.

I live on about an acre. Probably less. I'm in the burbs. Might be a quarter acre. I don't math well.

My most special weapon is my brain.

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I wish I cook in your fancy butt kitchen 😭

about an acre

πŸ‘€ revising the Texan I thought you were ma’am

my brain

Of course 😀

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I was in the midwest Illiois/Iowa for most of my life. My family hasn't been property owners, but merchants.

My kitchen isn't fancy butt. I hate my electric stove, but heat is heat and cooks cook on anything.

The Kalashnikov is also nice, but loud and not practical.

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They’re a Texan? :marseycowboy:

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Newstrag πŸ’€

Remove your hat and dip your head, you in the presence of IBiteYou, the OG conservi-ma’am.

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I’m so confused.

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Aren't we all.

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Patron saint of toothy blowjobs :marseyangel:

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Can't go wrong with coconut milk, also my favorite ingredient with a nice lentil stew

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Hm. I just made one the other night. I used cream of chicken soup for body. Never considered the coconut milk.

But also it had sweet peppers and oregano, so next time I may do a curry one with coconut milk....

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Here's a good recipe if you've got cumin, coriander and garam masala on hand: https://redbookmag.com/food-recipes/recipes/a32194/indian-spiced-lentil-soup-recipe-rbk0411/

Swiss Chard is optional

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Looks tasty.

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How do you think this universe began? Does it have a beginning or end?

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Hm. Frick.

Hard question.

I think that probably there is a cosmic prostitute that fricked the universe into being.

Then God went, "Whoa...b-word....I'mma take credit for that."

It will end when he decides.

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All our ideas of such will be less substantial than the limestone dust we’ll be ground down to bb

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How many men have told you "I swear, this never happens" when they couldn't perform?

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None.

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What do you think of Shkreli?

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I would not frick him. He's rich, but ugly.

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I'd give him a bj (no homo)

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For pay or for free?

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I'd offer to pay him, but he'd probably decline since he's a POC

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Are you drinking a rosΓ© or can you suggest a good one?

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If you want good wine look for French Rhone valley or Chateauneufdupape and heck no I'm not drinking that tonight.

Those are reds, not rose. I have never had a great rose.

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What's with old spinster cat-aunts and wine? Can't you just drink straight everclear with a powerade chaser like a normal human? :marseydrunk:

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Frick you, I am married and also have a bird.

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Does Jesus agree with your life choices?

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Magic 8 ball says: Ask again later.

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Fair.

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