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Here are the rules to join some 894-member witches vs patriarchy discord server

Here’s an inexhaustive list of triggers. Please note that you can’t say “I saw a spider today” and only censor the word “spider” - you have to censor the entire sentence.


All topics of conversation must be proactively approved by all readers via emoji, and can be stopped at any time with an emoji by any reader.


There’s a channel wherein you can get your tulpa(s) and alternate personality/ies verified so no one misgenders or mis-species anything. The astute reader will notice that there is a lengthy section in the rules about expected treatment of tulpas and alters as well.

Here’s an invite if you want it:

Just post the word strawberry in the verification channel and a bot automatically approves you. The word “bot” is offensive and banned, by the way.

Blessed Be xx



I got axed in the crackdown even though I was talking about Wordle with my coven 😭

:!marseyprisma: emoji Heterosexuality is a mental illness :marseyprisma: emoji

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Once approved you have to select reactions for a questionnaire so they can give you roles and holy shit


:!marseyprisma: emoji Heterosexuality is a mental illness :marseyprisma: emoji

I never understood what the point of roles is if you are jusy going to have millions of them. It's not like anyones bothers to look at your roles anyway lmao

I was on one server that had genders and pronouns as roles

Some servers even use roles for triggers/phobia so it's really easy to ping and entire group of arachnophobes with pictures of spiders.


we do a little pinging

This is rdrama, not anymore we don't :marseycut:

Presumably its so you can @ the entire role when necessary.

Like if people in the server play 100 different games you can select the ones you play and basically be on a mailing list whenever someones looking for a group.

No idea why youd ever need to @ any of this shit though

:marseybooba: :marseycoin:

I don’t use the groomer app but this whole thing is hilarious


didn't Kratos murder all them mfs?

"you are not a witch you are mentally ill and own candles"

hold on lemme find it

you are not a witch you are mentally ill and own candles


why did that use blockquotes lol

Was it highlighted?

:!marseyprisma: emoji Heterosexuality is a mental illness :marseyprisma: emoji

oh yeah lol





hahaha how is a witch afraid of spiders nigga what are you going to put in your witch's brew you afraid of eye of newt too hahaha

cant even cast an anti spider level 3 force field


yo have you read “where are you going where have you been”? im trying to get my friend to read it

The only JCO I've read was Beasts around 10 years ago

This is the type of shit foids replace god with.

:marseysalat: emoji Slay the idolaters wherever ye find them, arrest them, besiege them, and lie in ambush everywhere for them.Prophet! Make war on the unbelievers and the hypocrites! :marseysalat: emoji

Same shit, you just don't need to be ordained to do the heckin miracles


🚂🚃🚃s, not foids.

Makes shills shiver in their socks and sandals.


Most people into kooky shit like this are biofoids, I think reddit 🚂🚃🚃s love it specifically cause of how female coded the hobby is. Its like knitting but you don't actually have to put in any effort.

So their hobby is about making shit up? Interesting


They replace god with this and BBC

Cope whiteboi

spiders aren't insects


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Pronouns: they/them/his
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1000 Colonial Farm Rd, Suite 22
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If they were really witches, couldn't they just cast a spell to be less pathetic? I'm going to make an evil witches page where we make witchcraft great again and sacrifice hamplanets with clown hair to demons and shit.

If witches actually existed there's no way they'd use a gay stoplight system when they could just threaten to turn someone into a newt if they don't shut up


At least 80% of this post violates our code of conduct please stop 🔴

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:marseywitch: muahaha


Sacrifice him to the dark gods!

Only based thing you’ve ever posted keep it up farty.

You're back already, Fartbinn?

:marseyblowkiss: :marseyxoxo:

I know, I was going to disappear completely but I missed you r-slurs


Aw, where else are you gonna find a r-slurred stinky fish :marseycarp3: running things?

you're back baby :!marseyexcited:


It was only a couple days lol


some dramatards go missing a long time after getting that award :marseycrying:


if i was a witch i would do so much cool shit, all these mfers do is complain. bitch i would turn myself into a bird and go hang out with all the other birds

Right, imagine having a bunch of crow and raven friends and joining the murder gang for nightly mischief!! There's crows living in a tree by my house and I tried to attract them so that my neighbors would think I'm a witch but it didn't work :(


i’ve thought about this. if i could shapeshift, i would turn into rare birds and appear in front of birdwatchers so they could finally see the bird they’ve been searching for

Left hand path witchery when?

They really made Christianity a trigger lol

If you follow the “Xtian pantheon” you have to spell it that way

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The Father The Son The Holy Spirit

Hows that even a pantheon? Its just one guy.

There's three of them r-slur

Your mom has 3 holes but shes still one whore you r-slur


Dis hurts my bwain.



This is what Martin Luther and Calvin the devil’s son took from you.