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r/drama memorial thread

We finally pulled the plug. Instead of mourning the passing of our homeland, let us instead celebrate the the decade of good times it brought us. The /r/teenagers ban, lawlz dunking on wil wheaton, mayor pete winning the 2020 election, all that neurodivergent shit ed did, trappysaruh (<3), cringeanarchy and chapo getting banned, and all the other stuff i'm too lazy to mention (that's your job). Thank you Joan for starting us on this journey and thank you Aevann for opening a new chapter in it.

Pour one out for a real nigga

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My favorite post was when a guy posted that he had stage IV cancer and was saying his last goodbyes and Snappy told him to fuck off

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May we also never forget when a TrollX user felt compelled to make an AMA thread in rDrama and proceeded to edit in a bolded, full-caps emotional meltdown in the OP after getting dunked on repeatedly.

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oh my god that was beautiful

Not as beautiful as you Queen. :marseykneel:

Congrats on figuring that one out. How do I find that one time we uncovered a libertarianphile? I don't remember any of the user names, but a 14 year old girl got pinged in, talked a lot about her "mentor" or some nonsense like that who was a 22 year old self published "author" and was obviously grooming and molesting her.

My favourite thread was the Connect Führer


Daaaamn, that place was r-slurred as fuck. I remember it being a PCM before PCM.

whyd it get banned? Rightoids couldnt keep their pants on?

You gotta produce more hints about the title of the post, because that's what the search can work on, for now I guess (If you want to implement and maintain a fulltext search, talk to Aevann, I'm not on it).

I can't begin to remember. It was the usual trolxl or twox said something done, let's ping because we're bored. It slowly leaked out that she was being groomed, then we doxxed her groomer. I always wondered what happened after that.

I have some probably fake memories about an "author" involved, but no more.

My current trick was asking A-evann wtf is going on with the search, getting told that it just spews the entire /r/drama post title archive at you, saving the said archive and using regex-based search to search titles. If you know vim, use vim, else don't use vim under any circumstances and use notepad++ or something and read the wiki page on regexes. I used stuff like >.*trollx.*ama. Where the .* meant "match everything" and I had to go through like twenty false positives manually, but it was better than thinking how to improve the regex.

I know very little about what you just said. I don't wear programmer socks. I just normally type into Google, "how do I find ______" and google gives it to me.

Well, try to use Google for that then. Useful hints: you can tell google to look here by specifying site:rdrama.net, or the same for the subreddit assuming that the cache has not expired yet.

How far we have fallen... none of you cute twinks are even mean to each other anymore and when a foid starts crying everyone runs to give her attention now.


Aww thanks bud, I hope you keep yourself safe too.

Okay, it seemed very real up until she mentioned her favorite stand up comedian is amy schumer. Very good troll though.

Honestly, I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Amy does it for me

Do NOT play the rigged lottershe!!!


>'There's not "more serious sexual assault" vs "less serious sexual assault." You don't rank them. Sexual assault is sexual assault. They all traumatize the victim, all are equally bad.'

Lmfao. Dis bitch cray

Why this comment suddenly?

idk Went down a rabbit hole and ended up here somehow

Honestly? I support not repeating the same joke over and over and over and over again. That's the biggest thing I don't understand about this sub. Maybe "mayocide" is funny the first time someone says it, but my the 1,000,000th "mayocide" joke, how is it still possibly even an iota funny? Same with "bussy," not even mentioning how homophobic it is.

rdrama never changes because its never not funny, chud.


Also that last sentence, absolute lowest iq take. I can't think of how you could possibly use that word in any sentence, and have your "homophobia" taken as serious :marseylaugh:

Was she the one who fucked Martin Shkreli or was that some other honky bitch?

No, she did the AMA on a throwaway account just claiming to be an anonymous TrollX user.

Oh man, that was a fantastic AMA!

Free my nigga Skrelli ✊🏻

They really, really hate it when they (or their "allies") don't have the power to delete or lock things.

Giulio Cesare or whatever his name was? He has an account on here but hasn't posted in 8 months


So he did not lie and did die? That's sad.

I feel betrayed! It was like when he almost killed a bunch of radishes! HOW COULD HE!

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Nah I'm still alive. I mentioned in a comment a while back on the sub that it ended up not being as life-ending as the original diagnosis led them to believe. My pancreas and gallbladder are pretty fucked and I have fucking gout flairups in my right foot now like an old man though. Imagine getting gout at 29 lmao

Only reason I never really started posting here is because I have boomerbrain and I'm not smart enough to figure out how to disable all the floating cats and trains and shit on the screen.


please tell me there's a way to get rid of the floating cats though

I want to return to my zion

If you ask nicely someone may make you a custom css that either disables the flying marseys, turns them into penises, or gives you seizures. Good luck

adblock will get rid of them

Hi, they all float down here but only when someone spends a lot of dramacoin to award the post with a corresponding award, as a sign of affection. This is a part of the experience, roll with it, don't try to disable it.

If anything, at least Snappy can always bring you a daily cheer-up.

I remember you. hi!

She's a cunt though. Unironically. ~retarded_masturbator

My dis track: https://vocaroo.com/1ch7DVALybPf


I'm actually still alive



Fuck Reddit badmins but it's the right thing to do, the emoji posting was cringe tbh.


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:marseykneel: The true /r/drama was the friends we made along the way :marseyclapping: :marseyloveyou:

Fr.... Frens?




The sign should say no girls allowed tbh

Was FrenWorld an rdrama honeypot? It was so r-slurred I didn’t think it was genuine.

I thought it was a mdefugee sub so yeah basically

I assumed they did that so they could continue to reroute. I haven't been paying attention to the sub though.

It was a weak "fuck you" to the admins but in reality it was just a neutering.... I get why they did it but I'm a believer it's always better to shit on the desk of the person who wronged you and burn all the bridges behind you... probably not the healthiest attitude and explains why I have so few friends but it's generally worked for me throughout life.


That's actually a very clear display of it not working for you, you God damned autist.

Not the healthiest attitude to living your life.

Thabkfully reddit is not real life, so i whole-heartedly approve of that course of action. :merdesey:

/r/drama should go out with a bang :marseyunabomber:. Ideally something really damning on the admiggers or powerjannies that hadnt been known before, but thats utopic. I guess linking to bardy's arreat docs and the doxx of various libertarian admins/mods would be the next best choice...

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I'm INFJ on briggs / meyers, the "Door Slammer" personality I ain't got time for that bullshit and honestly friends are over rated.


In a way it was funny like in a malicious compliance sort of way. It's long since been time to pull the plug on it though.

What the fuck is going on in your flair

Custom foid storage solutions for your home at reasonable rates. DM me for a quote!


That hole better have active ventilation, ptherwise its a great way to "accidentally" suffocate a bitch...

No no no, we don't want to murder the dish washer.



I was sad when deux died. This has been expected for months

One was like your uncle being hit by a car suddenly, and the other is like your cancer ridden 96 year old grandmother who still smokes 6 packs a day and drinks a handle a night finally dying.

Scientists say that during labor, a birthing person can experience 1/10th the pain of a deuxchad when his sub was banned

Rest in piss amirite

:marseydead: :#marseykneel:

:#deuxwaifu: :marseytears:




damn it snappy


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Good riddance to bad rubbish.




I already did the "bait dramatards into giving you negative awards while you have a deflector award" thing this weekend. You're late.


What if Carp knows and expects us to try and give him some good awards?

Good awards don't reflect.

That's bullshit, why?!

they do

Do you have a deflector award on rn?


I don't believe your lies anyway even if that was not the answer I expected.

If this is unironic does that mean you can benefactor yourself?

they do

Oh you're right. My bad.

Yeah go buy Carp some expensive awards.


keep yourself safe.

This. So much this.


bb u too hungover to make that badge 🥺 take ur electrolytes n get some sunlight on ur skin n you’ll feel better soon 🙏🏾


The day of the hook will come soon inshallah


We're coping here okay?


It was shit but I'm gonna miss it, especially the daily lawlzpost


just click view source on his comment

you can abuse things like html tags to reach the character limit





Amazing Grace,

How sweat the sound

That saved a wretch like meeeeee

I once was lost

But now am found

Was blind but now I seeeeeeeeee

:marseysalutearmy: :marseysalutearmy: :marseysalutearmy:

TwaAs seethe, that taught my heart to fear,

and cope, my fears REEEEEEElieved


How precious did that cope appear

When Chuck's turned into Sneeeeeed's

My Nigga Lyrics

I said that I'ma ride for my motherfuckin' niggas Most likely I'ma die with my finger on the trigger I've been grindin' outside all day with my niggas And I ain't goin' in unless I'm with my niggas My nigga, my nigga (My nigga, my nigga) My nigga, my nigga (My muthafucking niggas!) My nigga, my nigga (My nigga, my nigga) My nigga, my nigga Yeah!

First thing's first I love all my niggas This rap shit cracked and I involve my niggas You lookin' for some lean, lemme call my nigga He sell it for the high, I need all mines nigga Some niggas smoke smoke, some niggas drink drank Got niggas on the block with the Glock that don't think I said, "that's a nigga back up," they in a bucket lapped up I got to act right if you niggas wanna act up He talkin' like a snitch, no, that ain’t my nigga He trippin' off a bitch, no, that ain't my nigga Take a nigga case, yeah that's my nigga Know him since I was eight, yeah that's my nigga Fucked my first bitch, passed her to my nigga Hit my first lick, passed with my nigga (My nigga) Fuck them other niggas 'cause I'm down for my niggas I ride for my niggas, fuck them other niggas

I said that I'ma ride for my motherfuckin' niggas Most likely I'ma die with my finger on the trigger I've been grindin' outside all day with my niggas And I ain't goin' in unless I'm with my niggas My nigga, my nigga (Dope boys, my nigga) My nigga, my nigga (YG my niggas!) My nigga, my nigga (My nigga, my nigga) My nigga, my nigga (It's the muthafucking world)

Just know I'm down with the niggas down for me I got two words for you, love and loyalty It was me and my nigga, trippin' on a half a B Then we used to hit a mall and buy everything we see Me and my down ass nigga get twisted Nigga get to trippin', knock the gravy out your biscuit Just know I fucked with you the long way, my nigga So when I see you out I'm like, "Hey, my nigga!" Drink that act right by the case, my niggas Drink that act right and get straight with my niggas Me and my nigga ridin' dirty tryna chase them figures Who got the yopper, who got the yola? Don't matter, go figure

I said that I'ma ride for my motherfuckin' niggas Most likely I'ma die with my finger on the trigger I've been grindin' outside all day with my niggas And I ain't goin' in unless I'm with my niggas My nigga, my nigga My nigga, my nigga (My muthafucking niggas!) My nigga, my nigga (My nigga, my nigga) My nigga, my nigga

My nigga got cake, my nigga got weight My nigga fronted me, he the reason I'm straight My nigga got a house, my nigga got a lake My nigga we eatin', my nigga get a plate And we're still hittin' licks, my nigga, my nigga Runnin' off a nigga shit, my nigga, my nigga I fucked a nigga bitch with my nigga, my nigga If a nigga talkin' shit then he ain't my nigga My nigga, my nigga (My nigga, my nigga) YG my nigga and I ain't goin' in, ain't tryna leave my niggas Shawty seein' me and want to leave with a nigga But it wasn't enough room cause I came with my niggas My niggas, my niggas I need a set of wings cause I'm too fly, nigga And I'm all about my business like a suit and tie nigga I ride for my niggas (Believe that)

I said that I'ma ride for my motherfuckin' niggas Most likely I'ma die with my finger on the trigger I've been grindin' outside all day with my niggas And I ain't goin' in unless I'm with my niggas My nigga, my nigga My nigga, my nigga (My muthafucking niggas!) My nigga, my nigga (My nigga, my nigga) My nigga, my nigga

My nigga, my nigga My nigga, my nigga My nigga, my nigga Yeah...

Do NOT play the rigged lottershe!!!


Jesse what the fuck are you talking about??

I'm gonna miss it but I'm glad we're all here now