Hey guys so I am 5,8 but wear height insoles in my shoes to make it look like I am 6ft. My reactions and quality of life instantly changed, had more responses from girls and put it on my dating profiles and received way more matches.
I have had s*x with 12 girls in first 3 months thinking im 6 ft, once in the bedroom and lights are off they cannot tell.
The issue is that, now I have been seeing this girl seriously and she wants me to go to a graduation celebration at the beach for her sister and I would look clownish wearing my insole shoes at the beach. I already tried ditching and she felt pissed “trying to bail on something that meant alot to her”. Also she is 5’11 so if I get exposed it will completely ruin the relationship. What can I do to keep this jig ongoing?
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This sounds like something George Costanzo would do
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He did in the backwards episode where he wore his Timberlands everywhere.
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O yeah the indian wedding episode? That one sucked
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lmao how does his girl not notice the 4-inch insoles?
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Women are fricking dumb. I've knew a short chick who thought a 5'7" guy was taller than a 6'2" guy because she'd never seen them standing next to each other.
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Foids assume moids are too dumb to pull the Uno reverse card and use cowtools to trick foids into thinking they’re more attractive.
Little do they know that the manlets are pretty much foids in spirit and are willing to use foid deception tactics.
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I’m sure this has nothing to do with his confidence increasing
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This but unironically.
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https://cdn1.vectorstock.com/i/1000x1000/38/95/man-on-stilts-engraving-vector-21643895.jpg
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Deniro with the Joe rogan drip
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Wouldn't insoles that high mean your shoes were always slipping off the back of your feet?
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They would have to be like platform shoes which would make it extremely obvious. A 4 inch insole would make you walk like a spastic which is also obvious
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I’ve seen videos of this shit on TikTok. The back is taller than the front like high heels. Basically the back of your foot is barely in the shoe at all. Looks surprisingly believable as long as you’re not paying attention.
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Just look at any videos of Putin walking. He's like 5'7 and wears lifts.
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How do you end up on Manlet tiktok are the algorithms able to detect height based on their users disdain for women or something
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Algorithms are able to learn, unlike manlets...
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but not 4 inches high.
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It would be less obvious if he wore high tops everywhere. I unironically think more short dudes should wear lifts, it's the guy equivalent of a push up bra.
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Nah you'll suffer the sight of my tiny body and if you say a word about it I'll key your car.
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In my Swiftie headcanon, Taylor Swift forces every guy she ever dates to wear insoles so that they look taller than her. Joe Alwyn is secretly 5'2", but you'd never know it because he has very long arms and always wears thick pants so that you never notice the elaborate system of stilts hidden underneath. One time he almost forgot to put the stilts on before going out on a date with Taylor... so she beat him within an inch of his life. Poor Joe never crossed her again.
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Good schizo post but
Https://www.celebheights.com/s/Taylor-Swift-46917.html
How is she even considered tall? That's a little above average height.
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It says there in your link that she's 5'11", which Is pretty tall for a foid. If she wore 2' heels (fairly normal heel size), she'd actually be slightly taller than me.
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She claims to be that but the neurodivergents on celebheights accurately measure height and came up with 5'9. Average young balkan woman is taller than that.
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Even still, 5'9" is considered tall for women
in the US.
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That's still one big black peepee larger than the ideal size for a woman
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No, she's legit a very tall woman. Just look at all these photos of her intimidating manlets.
You can calculate her height by looking up the heights of these other celebs and doing some basic comparative analysis. Granted she's probably wearing really tall heels on some of these photos but still, that's very tall. Jay-Z is supposedly 6'2", but look at that photo he's in with Taylor. She's clearly looming over him, threatening to crush his skull like a grape if he doesn't do a collab song with her or use his pull to nominate her at the next awards ceremony.
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Gasp- I've been exposed
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With the kind of money these Hollywood actors make, they should just embrace their height and date a giant woman to flex just how much power they have. 5'8" actor dating a 6'4" Scandinavian supermodel and have her wear heels to really rub it in. Nobody could successfully make fun of their height then. The platform shoes just look like a giant cope despite their success.
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idk she looks happy
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Just
tell her you're so dense you sink 4 inches in the sand.
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Like 60% sure this is bait by some train to make hiding the fact that you have a peepee look reasonable and/or make scrotes look like hypocrites
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Does it work though?
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When will manlets learn that foids care about frame aesthetics and physical size, not height? A “man” with lifts and limb lengthening will still be ugly.. he’ll just be a 6’ man with 6” wrists and 16” shoulders like that willy wonka kid in the toffee stretcher
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I want a virgin girlfriend just to let some random guy take her virginity before me. They will turn my once innocent girlfriend into a peepee crazed slut that's getting multiple monster peepees every day and ruining her once perfect untouched kitty. Then they'll knock her up and leave the pathetic virgin loser cuck husband to take care of her. Maybe when she gets fat, old, and used up, she will say frick it and let me frick her and lose my virginity, but she won't even feel my pathetic little peepeelet
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Most mentally healthy moid
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