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Hey guys so I am 5,8 but wear height insoles in my shoes to make it look like I am 6ft. My reactions and quality of life instantly changed, had more responses from girls and put it on my dating profiles and received way more matches.
I have had s*x with 12 girls in first 3 months thinking im 6 ft, once in the bedroom and lights are off they cannot tell.
The issue is that, now I have been seeing this girl seriously and she wants me to go to a graduation celebration at the beach for her sister and I would look clownish wearing my insole shoes at the beach. I already tried ditching and she felt pissed βtrying to bail on something that meant alot to herβ. Also she is 5β11 so if I get exposed it will completely ruin the relationship. What can I do to keep this jig ongoing?
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In my Swiftie headcanon, Taylor Swift forces every guy she ever dates to wear insoles so that they look taller than her. Joe Alwyn is secretly 5'2", but you'd never know it because he has very long arms and always wears thick pants so that you never notice the elaborate system of stilts hidden underneath. One time he almost forgot to put the stilts on before going out on a date with Taylor... so she beat him within an inch of his life. Poor Joe never crossed her again.
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Good schizo post but
Https://www.celebheights.com/s/Taylor-Swift-46917.html
How is she even considered tall? That's a little above average height.
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It says there in your link that she's 5'11", which Is pretty tall for a foid. If she wore 2' heels (fairly normal heel size), she'd actually be slightly taller than me.
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She claims to be that but the neurodivergents on celebheights accurately measure height and came up with 5'9. Average young balkan woman is taller than that.
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That's still one big black peepee larger than the ideal size for a woman
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Even still, 5'9" is considered tall for women
in the US.
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No, she's legit a very tall woman. Just look at all these photos of her intimidating manlets.
You can calculate her height by looking up the heights of these other celebs and doing some basic comparative analysis. Granted she's probably wearing really tall heels on some of these photos but still, that's very tall. Jay-Z is supposedly 6'2", but look at that photo he's in with Taylor. She's clearly looming over him, threatening to crush his skull like a grape if he doesn't do a collab song with her or use his pull to nominate her at the next awards ceremony.
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